Lance's Birthday Gift Registry Thread

[Lancecastor]

My Birthday is nigh... so please leave your presence here in an orderly fashion.

Each should be a thoughtful surprise.

However, if you need help selecting something special , let me know.

Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

My Birthday is nigh... so please leave your presence here in an orderly fashion.

Each should be a thoughtful surprise.

However, if you need help selecting something special , let me know.

Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

Vet is going to shave his goatee and mail it to you. You can keep in in your pillow and sleep better at night........

He may even go all out for you and include some pubes.

 

[thør]

Whale steaks fresh from Hudson Bay!

 

[Saint Peter]

Whale steaks fresh from Hudson Bay!

Take two! They're small!

 

[thør]

Take two! They're small!

They are only Orcas. Prolly should get the family pak!

 

[Saint Peter]

They are only Orcas. Prolly should get the family pak!

Bring one home to club later!

 

[Aquagal]

I gift you:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=959616252

 

[Saint Peter]

I gift you:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=959616252

 

[islandman]

:expirationdate:

 

[sweepthefloor]

 

[Saint Peter]

:sniffs the bottle:

 

[thør]

Bring one home to club later!

:seal of approval:

 

[McKenna]

I don't know you well enough to give a thoughtful gift. I need a hint.

 

[zipman]

I'm getting him dinner for 4 at a nice restaurant with Lavender, Sunstruck and Cymbidia so they can all reminisce about the good old days and the fun they had together.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm getting him dinner for 4 at a nice restaurant with Lavender, Sunstruck and Cymbidia so they can all reminisce about the good old days and the fun they had together.

Add Intrigued and Killer Muffin if you can swing it.

 

[blobfish]

I'd scale the walls of the dead city of Minas Morgul, frightening the fell creatures therein with the reforged shards of Narsil, the legendary blade of Elendil. I'd singlehandedly storm the city, slaying all the cursed souls that stray into my path, until I reached the chamber room, in which sits the pedestal holding one of the lost Palantír. I would grab the seeing stone, which would instantly cause my body to become entranced by the flaming eye of the dark lord Sauron. I would draw upon the noble blood of the Dúnedain that flows through my veins and banish the blackness from my soul. Having wrenched myself from the clutches of darkness, I would cast the Palantír into my Elven satchel and leave the city. I would proceed to descend the jagged cliff face from whence I came, avoiding the furious attacks of the enraged Nazgûl until I reach safety. At that point, I'll use the seeing stone to order you a Fleshlight.

 

[zipman]

Add Intrigued and Killer Muffin if you can swing it.

You greedy fucker. Here I come up with a thoughtful and very personalized gift, but is it enough for you? Nooooooooooooooooooo.

It's always more, more, more with you.

Now it's just going to be dinner for two with ~dream~.

 

[Lancecastor]

You greedy fucker. Here I come up with a thoughtful and very personalized gift, but is it enough for you? Nooooooooooooooooooo.

It's always more, more, more with you.

Now it's just going to be dinner for two with ~dream~.

Ha! Good old dream...what a fucking loon that thing was.

Her online master died, right?

 

[zipman]

Ha! Good old dream...what a fucking loon that thing was.

Her online master died, right?

Yes, he did and man was she fucking crazy.

That was when I first joined.

Good times back then.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'd scale the walls of the dead city of Minas Morgul, frightening the fell creatures therein with the reforged shards of Narsil, the legendary blade of Elendil. I'd singlehandedly storm the city, slaying all the cursed souls that stray into my path, until I reached the chamber room, in which sits the pedestal holding one of the lost Palantír. I would grab the seeing stone, which would instantly cause my body to become entranced by the flaming eye of the dark lord Sauron. I would draw upon the noble blood of the Dúnedain that flows through my veins and banish the blackness from my soul. Having wrenched myself from the clutches of darkness, I would cast the Palantír into my Elven satchel and leave the city. I would proceed to descend the jagged cliff face from whence I came, avoiding the furious attacks of the enraged Nazgûl until I reach safety. At that point, I'll use the seeing stone to order you a Fleshlight.

Why not just have Gwaihir fly you over the wall. Like the movies you could have made this post much shorter.....

 

[blobfish]

Why not just have Gwaihir fly you over the wall. Like the movies you could have made this post much shorter.....

Have you no taste for the dramatic?

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes, he did and man was she fucking crazy.

That was when I first joined.

Good times back then.

Crazy, a bit odd looking, a trailer full of kids and daily uploads of Tarantino-grade porn shots of herself.

The crazy chicks here now aren't half as crazy and hardly ever post anything filthy of themselves anymore.

That's what I liked about Intrigued...she was genuinely fucked up.

 

[Lancecastor]

Have you no taste for the dramatic?

I thought it was a great post....epic, really....

 

[zipman]

Crazy, a bit odd looking, a trailer full of kids and daily uploads of Tarantino-grade porn shots of herself.

The crazy chicks here now aren't half as crazy and hardly ever post anything filthy of themselves anymore.

That's what I liked about Intrigued...she was genuinely fucked up.

She was more than a bit odd looking, had at least 4 kids and a serious addiction to emoticons and drama.

The quality of crazy women has seriously dropped off around here over the years.

and yes, Intrigued was definitely fucked up. Although I have to confess I don't remember how she ended her time here. There was some sort of gbig drama about a Litogether but the details escape me.

 

[blobfish]

I thought it was a great post....epic, really....

Thank you! Your words will not be forgotten.