Lance's Avi

[EternalFantasies]

Suggest to your favorite poster which Avi he should have:

http://uwindsorlance.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Favcon-logo-white-small.png

or

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYsEzElStDWauDH_JyCF6PdP3a70J3R8u7aJgkXyj6qGg0N9dn

or

https://media.glassdoor.com/sqll/1584/lance-snacks-squarelogo-1376594914595.png
See what I mean?

 

[pointless]

My love, tell me what it's all about
You've go something that I can't live without
Happiness, is so hard to find
Hey baby, tell me what is on your mind
'Cause I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till you call me on the telephone
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till we're all alone
You know I love you even when you don't try
I know that our love will never die
Hey darling when you look into my eye
Please tell me you'll never have to say goodbye
'Cause I can't wait (baby I can't wait) this is what I've been waiting for
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till my love walked in the door
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) true love is so hard to find
I found yours, you found mine
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) tell me what is on your mind
Got to let you know
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till you call me on the telephone
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till we're all alone
Oh oh I can't wait (baby I can't wait) true love is so hard to find
I found yours, you found mine
I can't wait (baby I can't wait) tell me what is on your mind
No, no, I can't wait (baby I can't wait)
No, I can't wait (baby I can't wait)
Say it one more time
Oh I can't wait (baby I can't wait) this is what I've been waiting for
Oh I can't wait (baby I can't wait) till my love walked in the door

 

[pointless]

safety!
Safety-dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Dances!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Safety
Safety-dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance

Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance

It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

 

[spacekowboy]

He should use the one with my dick in his mother's mouth.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Heyyyy.. the pointless man is hip and has good taste.

A bit of a shocker.

 

[pointless]

{Intro}

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

{Bridge}

A-won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

{Bridge}

Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

{Bridge}

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

{Bridge}

A-won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

{Bridge}

Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me down to Funkytown?
Won't you take me down to Funkytown?
Won't you take me down to Funkytown?
Won't you take me down to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Take me, won't you take me?
Take me, won't you take me?
Take me, won't you take me?
Take me, won't you take me?

I wanna go to Funkytown
I wanna go to Funkytown
I wanna go to Funkytown
I wanna go to Funkytown

 

[EternalFantasies]

LOL. On point too:

http://cdn.clubzone.com/content/uploads/places/9730/8.jpg

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I miss him, too, EF.

 

[EternalFantasies]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ha-ha1.gif

 

[silver gurl]

Some guys have all the luck....but not Lance

 

[Amoebah]

I miss him, too, EF.

The third precog.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

We all (women) do.

We should start a support group, work through some of the abandonment issues he left behind.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

The third precog.

I don’t get it; I even tried the google.

 

[Amoebah]

Minority Report

 

[EternalFantasies]

This should rock the ladies' bottoms

https://i.forbesimg.com/media/lists/companies/snyders-lance_416x416.jpg

 

[EternalFantasies]

https://media.giphy.com/media/SCuJVctF78h5S/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

 

[Rightguide]

http://www.aztradingpost.com/images/KH-KS14.jpg

 

[EternalFantasies]

Hey.
Women usually go for the Lances, RGs and EFs of this world.
Not for desperate fucks with a lame SJWr shtick.

And you'd go for all of us together, at the same time, wouldn't you?

 

[EternalFantasies]

One at a time. In my fantasies.
That's what separates women from men.
Even old hags like me have the right to dream.

https://media.giphy.com/media/MwOuiiTfWfWgM/giphy.gif

 

[lovecraft68]

Just some cool fonts declaring say yes to rape or stalking is sexy or Weinstein is my hero. Any of those would work.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Holy Shit, is Burt Lance as well?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Lance

 

[Amoebah]

They are all the same person?

 

[Saint_Ann]

I miss Liam.

 

[Queefer]

Lancecancer

 

[richard_daily]

Lancecancer

asscancer