LanceCastor's Lofty Libido

[Ebonyfire]

This is a place for those who like Lance, who want to like Lance, who want to be like Lance, who want to know what it's like to be Lance, who want to like Lance but can't figure out how, are all welcome.

And of course, there will be mandatory discussion of Lance's Lofty Libido. I know there are many Dom/me's and subs who will be very interested in that aspect.

In a word or five, it's a wannabe-in-many-ways Lance Thread.

I will start off,

I want to be like Lance cause I want to have his good humor and ability not to take things seriously.

I want to be his shorts (latex with butt plut) too, but that is another story...

Be the Lance, Feel the Lance, Embrace the LanceCastor in us all!

 

[Quint]

I wish I could feel the Lance

Er, ahem. I dreamed last night that I was regularly corresponding with Lance, who somehow turned into a 19-year-old student at Chicago University (not my college). He wasn't nearly as cool. Too excitable.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: I wish I could feel the Lance

Er, ahem. I dreamed last night that I was regularly corresponding with Lance, who somehow turned into a 19-year-old student at Chicago University (not my college). He wasn't nearly as cool. Too excitable.

He is an acquired taste. I am at the age where I find very few young college students cool. It is not good, not bad, just different strokes for different folks. I like my men with some mileage on them.

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

Eb, you stole my line.....

Okay, if I can't be in Lance's shorts then.... well sheeesh, can I drive his car?

Can I steer his boat? sigh.....

I already like Lance. I am already kind of like Lance- not the Dom part however, let's all be clear on that. Quite frankly, I am afraid to know what it's like to BE Lance, though.

Lance does see sincerity and humor when it's right in front him.
That's where I am standing,
Rose

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: I wish I could feel the Lance

Er, ahem. I dreamed last night that I was regularly corresponding with Lance, who somehow turned into a 19-year-old student at Chicago University (not my college). He wasn't nearly as cool. Too excitable.

~~~~~~~OMG Quint! You dream of Lance, too? Tooooo cool. We must soon compare notes, pal.

Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Releasing the Inner Lance..

When releasing the inner Lance, it is wise to take an enema first.

Get rid of all the sh__!

Ebony

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Releasing the Inner Lance..

When releasing the inner Lance, it is wise to take an enema first.

Get rid of all the sh__!

Also, it will help you release that head that may be stuck up your colon.

Ebony

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Releasing the Inner Lance..

When releasing the inner Lance, it is wise to take an enema first.

Get rid of all the sh__!

Ebony

~~~~~~~~LMAO...... Only you could say or think that one up, Eb.
What we called a 3H enema in my old nursing days- High, Hot and a Helluvalot. Right up his alley, sort of speak. OMG did I say that?

Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Releasing the Inner Lance..

~~~~~~~~LMAO...... Only you could say or think that one up, Eb.
What we called a 3H enema in my old nursing days- High, Hot and a Helluvalot. Right up his alley, sort of speak. OMG did I say that?

Rose

You did indeed, prepare to burn in Hell!

Eb

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Re: Releasing the Inner Lance..

You did indeed, prepare to burn in Hell!

Eb

~~~~~~Will it be Lance's Hell? I could maybe talk my way out of that....

Well, at least he's full of sh*t and not flatulence, which is really a waste of time and space.

Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Releasing the Inner Lance..

It is the letting go of all the *stuff* inside that one can really embrace the inner Lance.

and have room for a really big butt plug too!

~~~~~~Will it be Lance's Hell? I could maybe talk my way out of that....

Well, at least he's full of sh*t and not flatulence, which is really a waste of time and space.

Rose

 

[A Desert Rose]

Blue light special

~~~~~~~~I am wondering if people are afraid to post. And it has been made such an all-inclusive thread, too. It covers almost every shopper's "Lance needs," right here, in one stop.

Our motto: We aim to please all and serve all. (Well ok, the 'serve all' part is not about Eb.)

Rose

 

[~Dream~]

LET THE Lance"...

inside us all be brought out within this thread..
I truly think it would be for the BEST...

*'It's a natural tendency to want to BE Lance,than it is to Understand Lance".....and it's a cryin shame too!!

Lance proves that you CAN be happy,without others agreeing with you(an admirable trait)..


my poem dedicated to Lance;

Lance,Lance,,Lance
Women want to get in His pants
He's just too good to be misunderstood
why won't ya give Him a chance?


with much fondness for ALL your 'antics',
Dream

 

[Lancecastor]

On Behalf of Everyone @...

....Lance Castor Media Ventures LLP, BV, let me first say how very pleased we are at your dedicating a thread to our figurehead and fearless leader, Lance Castor, Esq.

Lance is, as you know, a busy man.

His business and personal interests take him high, hard and fast to any number of exotic, erotic locales and venues on a daily basis.

In fact, we seldom really know exactly where he really "is" or what he is actually "doing".

However, speaking as his Director of Pubic relations, please let me say that He is aware of your exciting new thread and wishes you every success in its growth. He predicts it will swell to an enormous girth, not unlike his Member, Libido & Ego, and will atrract much in the way of stimulating discourse and social intercourse here @Lit.

He is especially pleased and really quite jocularly inclined toward's Eb's good cheer and interest in his Anal Region, but declines specific inclusion in any Ben Dover initiatives at this time due to other pressing interests in the region by CarolineOh and Cym, both of whom, along with their gaggle of meek & quietly submissive minions and synchophants, have a variety of ... er, implements... they've reserved space for in His most high colonic vestibule.

We presently anticipate an opening in about 2006, first quarter.

Reserve now for best positioning.

He also wishes to convey his continuing and growing erectile & tactile interest in the personality of ADR, spank her very much, who has genuinely lovely feet...a long-time interest of His Lanceness, as it happens, as he is quite a sucker for and of pretty painted toes as appetizers.

With that in mind, I must now return to scheduling His upcumming pubic appearances.

Thank you for your time & interest in All Things Lance;

sincerely yours;

Crimson Glutes
Director of Pubic Relations
President of Vice & General Mischief
Lance Castor Media Ventures LLP, BV

This is a place for those who like Lance, who want to like Lance, who want to be like Lance, who want to know what it's like to be Lance, who want to like Lance but can't figure out how, are all welcome.

And of course, there will be mandatory discussion of Lance's Lofty Libido. I know there are many Dom/me's and subs who will be very interested in that aspect.

In a word or five, it's a wannabe-in-many-ways Lance Thread.

I will start off,

I want to be like Lance cause I want to have his good humor and ability not to take things seriously.

I want to be his shorts (latex with butt plut) too, but that is another story...

Be the Lance, Feel the Lance, Embrace the LanceCastor in us all!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: On Behalf of Everyone @...

the original "Man of Mystery!" I may have to frame this. the Hon. LC, Esq. hardly ever allows his minions to post. We are indeed honored.

ADR, hmmmm I see the "eye of Lance" on you! LOL but it is the fingers you have to watch out for!

Eb <BTW, you do have hellacious feet. >

....Lance Castor Media Ventures LLP, BV, let me first say how very pleased we are at your dedicating a thread to our figurehead and fearless leader, Lance Castor, Esq.

Lance is, as you know, a busy man.

His business and personal interests take him high, hard and fast to any number of exotic, erotic locales and venues on a daily basis.

In fact, we seldom really know exactly where he really "is" or what he is actually "doing".

However, speaking as his Director of Pubic relations, please let me say that He is aware of your exciting new thread and wishes you every success in its growth. He predicts it will swell to an enormous girth, not unlike his Member, Libido & Ego, and will atrract much in the way of stimulating discourse and social intercourse here @Lit.

He is especially pleased and really quite jocularly inclined toward's Eb's good cheer and interest in his Anal Region, but declines specific inclusion in any Ben Dover initiatives at this time due to other pressing interests in the region by CarolineOh and Cym, both of whom, along with their gaggle of meek & quietly submissive minions and synchophants, have a variety of ... er, implements... they've reserved space for in His most high colonic vestibule.

We presently anticipate an opening in about 2006, first quarter.

Reserve now for best positioning.

He also wishes to convey his continuing and growing erectile & tactile interest in the personality of ADR, spank her very much, who has genuinely lovely feet...a long-time interest of His Lanceness, as it happens, as he is quite a sucker for and of pretty painted toes as appetizers.

With that in mind, I must now return to scheduling His upcumming pubic appearances.

Thank you for your time & interest in All Things Lance;

sincerely yours;

Crimson Glutes
Director of Pubic Relations
President of Vice & General Mischief
Lance Castor Media Ventures LLP, BV

 

[A Desert Rose]

You are a lovely lady, Eb

I count myself very lucky to know you.
Rose

 

[zipman]

I have been praying for a Boil......

Just so I could get it LANCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: You are a lovely lady, Eb

I count myself very lucky to know you.
Rose

You are indeed very kind. I am pleased to know you too!

Eb

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: I have been praying for a Boil......

Just so I could get it LANCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess you haven't met my VP of Pustules, Lance D. Boil.....

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: I have been praying for a Boil......

I guess you haven't met my VP of Pustules, Lance D. Boil.....

LMAO - Man, you have a "position for everyone there!"

Zip "can I have some painkillers please" man

 

[A Desert Rose]

Yea Well.....

we just luuuuuuuve Lance here, Eb and I do.

Rah!Rah! and all that stuff...... <throwing my pom poms in the air>

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

The Size of My Staff

LMAO - Man, you have a "position for everyone there!"

Zip "can I have some painkillers please" man

Well, not to be immodest....but I do have a rather large staff.

Lance

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Yea Well.....

we just luuuuuuuve Lance here, Eb and I do.

Rah!Rah! and all that stuff...... <throwing my pom poms in the air>

Rose

Don't tell anyone, but I bet against the Lance Meister. I need a few extra bucks!

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: The Size of My Staff

Well, not to be immodest....but I do have a rather large staff.

Lance

heh heh he said "staff"

PBW

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Yea Well.....

Don't tell anyone, but I bet against the Lance Meister. I need a few extra bucks!

Eb

~~~~~~~~YOU DID WHAT? What was the point spread, Eb? I know all about those, considering where I live. Better have been good, pal..... Kind of hoping for a tip from you.

Rose