Lancecastor has been named as cym's replacement

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I hope you will give him your full support as we try to move beyond the harsh words of the past.
 
BDSM Moderators said:
I hope you will give him your full support as we try to move beyond the harsh words of the past.


Thank-you for your support.

I name MzChrista as my Personal Secretary and CarolineOh as the Welcome Wagon.

I look forward to your cooperation as we redecorate the place and the grrls give the BDSM Board that "GB Flavour" they've been longing to try out here, as you can see in the threads they've started creating already both on my behalf and as an hommage of sorts to my Moderate Reign....and enormous penis.

I presume you all like bile green...
Lance
 
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Lancecastoroil said:
Shut the fuck up, you shit from a rabid dog.


I love you too, princess.

Now...back to your cage, read your Grammar book like I told you and take your meds.


Lance
 
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Eat your grammar, motherfucker. And while you are at it, eat your grandma. If you got some once in a while maybe you wouldn't act like such rabid dogshit.

Lancecastor said:


I love you too, princess.

Now...back to your cage, read your Grammar book like I told you and take your meds.


Lance
 
Damn.

I SO wanted to be the next Mod.

:rolleyes: <------ This means I'm kidding.
 
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Lancecastoroil said:
Eat your grammar, motherfucker. And while you are at it, eat your grandma. If you got some once in a while maybe you wouldn't act like such rabid dogshit.


Yes, of course, and I have a small penis and I deserve your strap-on.

Yada yada yada.

Ha!
Lance
 
Well, Lance is toad shit. He's a fucking bbs thug, a two bit mobster wannabe.

I am just treating him the same way he's been treating everyone else, just less transparently.



Sandia said:
Damn.

I SO wanted to be the next Mod.

:rolleyes: <------ This means I'm kidding.
 
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You don't deserve the shit from the end of anyone's strap-on, though we all know that's what you crave most. Puppyfucker.

Lancecastor said:


Yes, of course, and I have a small penis and I deserve your strap-on.

Yada yada yada.

Ha!
Lance
 
And you are....

Lancecastoroil said:
Well, Lance is toad shit. He's a fucking bbs thug, a two bit mobster wannabe.

....a complete doll. God how I love the way you sweet talk me, darling.

And if my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle.

Lance
 
Re: And you are....

If your Aunt had testicles, you'd no doubt try to knaw them off.

If your uncle had any, he would have shot you and saved the world a boatload of shit.



Lancecastor said:


....a complete doll. God how I love the way you sweet talk me, darling.

And if my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle.

Lance
 
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Well....

Lancecastoroil said:
If you're Aunt had testicles, you'd no doubt try to knaw them off.

If you're uncle had any, he would have shot you and saved the world a boatload of shit.




...as much as I'd love to sit here and trade erudite witicisms with you all night, I really must leave you to hoist yourself on your own petard.

All the best;
Lance
 
Re: Well....

Gee, you sure do intimidate me with all those big two-fucking syllable words you know, asshole. Not.

Hoist your own shit petard, it won't be the first time.


Lancecastor said:


...as much as I'd love to sit here and trade erudite witicisms with you all night, I really must leave you to hoist yourself on your own petard.

All the best;
Lance
 
Re: The word is...

No, asshole, arrogant. Look deep inside yourself, you won't have to look far, considering how deep a shallow transparent asshole as yourself gets, and you will see how truly arrogant you are.

Shitbreath.

Lancecastor said:


...."confident". Or, "self-assured".



good night, sweetpea;
Lance
 
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