Lance Castor's Libido Loft

[Lancecastor]

Hi and welcome to Lance Castor's Libido Loft.....a place where people I like and who like me can come and hang out under the pretext that we're supporting each other on BDSM issues, in full compliance with The Sticky.

Thanks;
Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey Lance.....

.....I see you're here with all your friends!

Lance: Yep. Beer?

Lance: Sure...Heineken please. In a bottle.

Lance: Nice place you got here? where are all the babes?

Lance: Oh, they'll be along before this post even goes up, you just wait and see.

Lance: Yeah, sure. whatever. Say....is that what I think it is over there?

Lance: Yep.

 

[A Desert Rose]

lots of lookie-lu's

but no one seems to be biting, hon.

Oh crap- I guess I just did.

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

How was your weekend?

Lance: Pretty good....got stung by a hornet in the throat.

Lance: Wow! Pain slut!

Lance: Yep.

Lance: What else?

Lance: Went fishin.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: lots of lookie-lu's

but no one seems to be biting, hon.

Oh crap- I guess I just did.

Rose

"Lookie-lu's"....is that a common expression in your parts?

 

[Ebonyfire]

When do we all get naked and dance?

Eb

<opening another Rolling Rock and pulling up a chaise this time>

 

[A Desert Rose]

Lookie-lu: a noun

for people who shop but don't buy.

And yes common lingo in my parts.


Now that Eb is here, the party can really begin.....

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Well...

When do we all get naked and dance?

Eb

<opening another Rolling Rock and pulling up a chaise this time>

....the Libido Loft is of course, clothing optional, spank-you very much.

I was just about to ask Rose how she feels about spankings actually....after I get the lowdown on the lookie-lu thang...I love giving a good spanking....there's nothing like hearing the crack of hand on glutes followed by a mixture of "ouch" and "ahhhhh" together...

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Lookie-lu: a noun

for people who shop but don't buy.

And yes common lingo in my parts.


Now that Eb is here, the party can really begin.....

Rose

Hmmm.....they also call that "twacking" around here.....

 

[A Desert Rose]

You know pal.....

people are going to start talking about us. Are you prepared for that eventuality? Or do you even care? lol

OMG- this is becoming a chat thread. will I be cast out further than I already am for violating the Prime Directive? Will you throw me a line and at least keep me on the fringe?

I am a sub, I like spankings, by the way.

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: You know pal.....

If people were to start talking about Us, it could only reflect poorly on You and reveal Me as a man of impeccable taste and good fortune, I postulate.

Accordingly, were that to be, I would, of course, be indebted to You in this regard.

I think if we talk about BDSM practises, we're okay, by the way.

I was noticing recently that the raspberry seems custom-tailored by Nature Herself to fit over nipples as a tasty treat to bite into with lusty teeth marks left behind.

Discuss.

people are going to start talking about us. Are you prepared for that eventuality? Or do you even care? lol

OMG- this is becoming a chat thread. will I be cast out further than I already am for violating the Prime Directive? Will you throw me a line and at least keep me on the fringe?

I am a sub, I like spankings, by the way.

Rose

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: You know pal.....

I was noticing recently that the raspberry seems custom-tailored by Nature Herself to fit over nipples as a tasty treat to bite into with lusty teeth marks left behind.

Discuss.

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With a dab of whipped cream on top, yes I can see how this would be an enjoyable, taste treat.

I also have found a great use for peppermint sticks.......

Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: You know pal.....

people are going to start talking about us. Are you prepared for that eventuality? Or do you even care? lol

OMG- this is becoming a chat thread. will I be cast out further than I already am for violating the Prime Directive? Will you throw me a line and at least keep me on the fringe?

I am a sub, I like spankings, by the way.

Rose

Rose, bare butt or panties/pants?

inquiring minds want to know.

 

[A Desert Rose]

no one is reading this, right?

Rose, bare butt or panties/pants?

inquiring minds want to know.

It's just you and me, Eb so here's my secret: bare butt and a bare hand is my choice.

Please do keep that between us, though. I have a reputation to uphold..... somewhere.

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: no one is reading this, right?

Peppermint stix, raspberries and bare hands on crimson glutes....warm thoughts to retire to the upper loft with.

Goodnight, ladies lovely;
Lance

It's just you and me, Eb so here's my secret: bare butt and a bare hand is my choice.

Please do keep that between us, though. I have a reputation to uphold..... somewhere.

Rose

 

[SexyChele]

*Slipping through the door and listening to the goings on*

Lance, been wondering where you have been keeping yourself lately!

Sorry about the nastiness with the hornet! But, did either one of you get off in the experience?

 

[P. B. Walker]

<<--------------STREAKS thru the thread butt naked.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: no one is reading this, right?

It's just you and me, Eb so here's my secret: bare butt and a bare hand is my choice.

Please do keep that between us, though. I have a reputation to uphold..... somewhere.

Rose

Rose,whoo hoo I agree 100% abouth the bare butt thing sweety!! if this place is either offering or giving out spankings that's a very good thing !! I commend You Sir Lance!! you crack me up dude!! omg..well while weare talking EDUCATIONAL STUFF
about fruit...strawberries are My favorite alrtho a "lonng Hard"banana goes a lo g way..

 

[willfulbrat]

*Looks around* Nice place. Naked men and peppermint sticks, ya got my attention.

 

[Lancecastor]

G'morning....

(looks down over the Great Room from his lofty perch, pulling on some gray drawstrings and swigging from a Bodum of french roast)


Oh....hey Chele...good to see you, too. I was at the lake, practising my knot-tying and rope-crafting, swatting various critters both winged and breasted, and looking at all the ways fruit can be used for fun and nourishment.

Say...wasn't that PBW's banana that passed thru here earlier?....or did all that hugging and male bonding hoo-ha give me deviant dreams?

And who left the bunch of big green bananas and tube of econo-lube on the buffet?

Oh well...later dolls...I'm hittin the hot-tub;
Lance

*Slipping through the door and listening to the goings on*

Lance, been wondering where you have been keeping yourself lately!

Sorry about the nastiness with the hornet! But, did either one of you get off in the experience?

 

[Desdemona]

Hey Lance, scoot over please. I'd like to join you in the hot tub for a while.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: no one is reading this, right?

It's just you and me, Eb so here's my secret: bare butt and a bare hand is my choice.

Please do keep that between us, though. I have a reputation to uphold..... somewhere.

Rose

Well I do not remember having a reputation, to be honest.

Eb

 

[Quint]

Quoted from LanceCastor: My Personals Ad Are you an artistic, diminutive single submissive brunette with a sharp wit, big brain, a zest for life and possessed of a cute bum that yearns for the occasional spanking? Contact Lance today and let the Happiness Begin!"

Ummm...artistic, check.
Diminutive....not so much. Actually, about a foot not so much. Single...not particularly, although all's fair in play parties and abduction scenes.
Submissive...check. Though you of course are the ultimate authority on that.
Brunette...no check. Blondes is wily.
Sharp wit...*pokes around a little* Ooh...well, a couple things over here are pretty sharp; does that earn me anything?
Big brain...check. All the little Neanderthals at school have it in for me.
Zest for life...oh definitely check. You could take away the rest of this list of credentials (except the height, which I really can't help) and leave this and I'll be there. Life is the best thing they've come up with yet.
CBtYfOS...okay, so Height, Zest, and Bum. All about the spankings, and my bum is Certified Cute. How occasional you talking?

So that makes 6 "yes" and 3 "no." I think I deserve at least a consolation prize for that...perhaps by way of an over-the-knee?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance has asked me....

....to convey his warmest spanks for your interest in his Fine Print, Quint.

As you may already be aware, Master Lance is actually quite fond of your General Attitude, your AV and your Youthful Zeal, all of which his finds most appealing and more than offset any superficial concerns you might have at this time.

Height is not so important when one is on her knees and over His knee as the case may be anyway...is it?

And while He has not been to Chicago in recent months and obtained most of his Higher Learning abroad, He would be pleased to dodge bullets with you on the Lakeshore some evening for fun, as his experience with freaky Chicago subs has always been spell-binding.

For Lance; I remain, Yours

Crimson Glutes

Ummm...artistic, check.
Diminutive....not so much. Actually, about a foot not so much. Single...not particularly, although all's fair in play parties and abduction scenes.
Submissive...check. Though you of course are the ultimate authority on that.
Brunette...no check. Blondes is wily.
Sharp wit...*pokes around a little* Ooh...well, a couple things over here are pretty sharp; does that earn me anything?
Big brain...check. All the little Neanderthals at school have it in for me.
Zest for life...oh definitely check. You could take away the rest of this list of credentials (except the height, which I really can't help) and leave this and I'll be there. Life is the best thing they've come up with yet.
CBtYfOS...okay, so Height, Zest, and Bum. All about the spankings, and my bum is Certified Cute. How occasional you talking?

So that makes 6 "yes" and 3 "no." I think I deserve at least a consolation prize for that...perhaps by way of an over-the-knee?

 

[Lancecastor]

A Dispatch from the Cruise Ship Residence "The World"

Hey Lance, scoot over please. I'd like to join you in the hot tub for a while.

Love your latest AV, Des.

I must scoot, but would scootch for Her anytime, love.

Lance