Lampreys scare me now

[IrezumiKiss]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lookit these fucking things.

https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/04/141404-004-B5240E3E.jpg

Are they even edible? Is there a reason?

https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lamphrey-getty-01-660x495.jpg

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/1cb10a3bf9234146d33e149f99df2413a037f5e2/c=248-923-2320-2481&r=x408&c=540x405/local/-/media/2015/06/06/DetroitFreePress/B9317611313Z.1_20150606190514_000_G7OB03GTU.1-0.jpg

They're like a fucking unearthed water-mobile Sarlacc or something.

http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/databank_sarlacc_01_169_c5356bf9.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1560%2C878&width=768

Or an alien cock.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wCcNOw4Cvvc/hqdefault.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/fc/82/bffc82e258797b41a123bec3f5e0af7b.jpg

See, this is why I don't go skinny dippin' in rivers n' lakes no more.

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/wm/live/624_351/images/live/p0/36/k5/p036k562.jpg

Okay, this one is kinda cute. Just stay like that, guy.

 

[lovetoread]

Eating sea lampreys has been a French delicacy since the middle ages — King Henry I of England is said to have died from a “surfeit of lampreys“ after eating so many — and it's made by soaking the hideous-looking sea lamprey (an eel-like cartilaginous parasitic fish) in its own blood for a few days.

They're not a bad food fish. They hardly have any bones