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[4est_4est_Gump]

Neither are around for very long.



Discuss © Six-Paki Inc. circa 2004

 

[Wat_Tyler]

First the silver ran out, then the thriving ran out.


The whiskey ran out next.


And the people I take a dislikin' to don't stick around long neither.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The issued me a holster with a flap.




I replaced it with hard rock candy...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ah never tried lookin' through a flap holster.



To Do List:
1. Have iron in words
2. Kill Comancheros
3. Drink Comanchero-brand whiskey
4. Try lookin' through flap holster

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think I shall endeavor to round up the wild women of the West and trade them to Comancheros; two mules for Sister Sarah...



Throw in some whiskey and we'll palm-spit seal the deal.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I always figured that Sister Sarah was only worth one mule in Ten Bears' eyes.


I am reminded that Hickok didn't last long in Deadwood, but he was at the end of his career.


Then his thrivin' ran out, too.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As long as I can get my horse replaced...




Perhaps he chose Deadwood for a reason, a town by any other name.

Call it Lago, Santa Rio, Hell...,

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There is is, Agua Calinete.


It looks like a morgue.


It could so easily be one . . . .


Those apples on that tree don't stand a chance.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Poker?



Sister Sarah???

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Big-Nose Kate maybe, or that Earp woman, the whore, I might pay to poke them...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which Earp woman? They all came outta whorehouses.



They shoulda help out for actresses.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Whores are not insane.




Trust me, I married an actress once...

ONCE!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've had my rounds with one of each.


Ten Bears wouldn't have given us a sick donkey for both of them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's why he got the big teepee and all we got was the puppees...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

More iron in his diet, perhaps?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's a dog eat dog world...



In another thread, I saw someone post that puppy tastes like chicken.

That's someone of no experience, for a fact, I can tell you, it does not taste like chicken.

 

[Saint Peter]

That is a bunch of bullshit.


Buffalo chicken tastes just like buffalo puppy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yet we have all tasted cat.


And many of us have tasted pussy.


*puts another log on the campfire*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cat Mandue, the cheesy San Francisco treat!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cat Mandue, that's what I really think I'm gonna do . . . .



Or due.



Now I'm hungry, dammit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am hungry too!




Today is Turkey Soup day. Campbell is not available...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got some reparations yesterday.


I mean, a stimulus check.


No, I mean, a check for services rendered, work performed. I was so happeh I could have Tebowed on the sidewalk outside the bank.


I need to go to the Piggly Wiggly, if we had such here.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have Aldi's sacks...






... and a Christmas Ham. I aim to offend the guy on the Left.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

God knows he needs offendin'.


And killin'.


Fuckin' crazy-eyed bastard.


*spit*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hopefully he was not offended by *spit* between the eyes...




Never know what you're gonna git!