Laid up!

[she_is_my_addiction]

I fell at work yesterday and a very lovely Litster ran to my rescue. Props and hugs and eternal gratefulness to her, but aside from that. So I went to the hospital, cried through the pain and such and I need entertainment...

Talk to me people. Just don't turn me on or anything, because I'm kind of in an awkward position right now.

 

[zeb1094]

There once was a lady from Spain
Who liked to do it in the rain
She once was done on a train
This very nice lady from Spain!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

There once was a lady from Spain
Who liked to do it in the rain
She once was done on a train
This very nice lady from Spain!

That's sexy.

 

[Liar]

I fell at work yesterday and a very lovely Litster ran to my rescue.

You have lovely Litsters at work? I'm so at the wrong job.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

You have lovely Litsters at work? I'm so at the wrong job.

Yeah. Her mommy/health skills came in handy.

I really hate this knee brace.

 

[arienette]

Aww, that's not even cool - I hope you feel better soon.
They gave you painkillers, right?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Aww, that's not even cool - I hope you feel better soon.
They gave you painkillers, right?

No. They gave me prescriptions. Money issue. But I did get four narcotic pills from a friend. I'm taking one tonight because I'm hurtiiiiiiiiiing.

 

[zeb1094]

That's sexy.

Sorry, I thought it was funny. You know like the one

I know girl dressed in red
makes her living in a bed!

I know a girl dressed in black
maker her living on her back!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Sorry, I thought it was funny. You know like the one

I know girl dressed in red
makes her living in a bed!

I know a girl dressed in black
maker her living on her back!

I liked em both.

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* Sima.

 

[MissBri]

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I'd have to have walked to get drunk last night. Not ideal.

Heh. Hey Rob. *huggles*

 

[MissBri]

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Still, something to keep in mind.

Wine and ibuprofen work well for me with migraines or back pain.
Not as well as real painkillers, mind you - but they're a decent substitute.

Will Excedrin work?

 

[MissBri]

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Yep. I take that most, though regular ibuprofen works almost as well with wine.

Lets all have a pill and alcohol party.

 

[Guest]

Will Excedrin work?

Taken 2 at a time, Excedrin Migraine works on damn near anything but childbirth. That requires four.

If you want something to amuse...

*grins* I will give you a story. One story, and one story only, about four insane, band-obsessed friends and the plot that was born of Southern Comfort, Jager, beer and MSN Messenger. Writing buddies are a wonderful thing to have.

Title: Hijacked
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None, really. Just three crazy girls and the crew from both HIM and Negative...
Genre: Plot? What Plot? Fluff, and such.
Disclaimer: Didn't happen, isn't going to happen, and I own nothing but my own sick twisted little mind.

Thank you, dreamsinfiction and phaelas for letting me hijack you into this plot bunny.


HIJACKED


"How did we get ourselves into this clusterfuck again?" Ville frowned at Linde, beer bottle dangling from his hand. Wrapped around his wrist was a neon purple, plastic wrapped chain, a small padlock holding it closed, the other end trailing away towards the front of the bus.

"I think it all went wrong at the Jagermeister." Linde was holding his head in his hands, an identical tether in bright sapphire blue wrapped around his wrist.

"Everything goes wrong with Jager," a pained voice interjected from the floor. Ville gave Jonne, the singer for Negative, a jaded look.

"Don't remind me." Mige stumbled forward and dropped his head in Ville's lap. "Please don't remind me. I feel sick."

"Well, you shouldn't get drunk with strangers. Right, Dani?" The bouncy blonde with the Dutch accent sat down next to Jonne and patted his dredlocked head gently. The brunette currently driving nodded agreement. Ville gave her a particularly annoyed look and glared at his chained wrist. the other end glowed around her waist, a nauseatingly cheerful band of color.

"Poor things." The blonde who uncurled from the corner behind Linde was decidedly unsympathetic. "You thought we were kidding when we told you we were evil, bad girls." She pouted at the green tie that ran from her wrist to Mige's. "Las, I can't believe you won the quarter toss on Linde. You already had Larry and Jonne!"

"I told you I'd share, Angel!"

"Ville's all mine," Dani piped up. "And I don't share!"

"When did we become pets?" Burton muttered... "And why is my leash red? Who belongs to red?" Angel looked guilty.

"Uhm... well, see, we kind of promised Li that we'd let him pick somebody..."

"HE???"

Ville's lips twitched.

"I just realized something," Linde said.

"What?" The chorus of voices made him blink.

"This sounds like something Bam would set up."

"Not me, dude." Bam stumbled out of the back of the bus, trailing a red leash and looking scared. "I just got beat with a wet towel for being a, and I quote, fuckwit." A smirking dark-haired boy followed him out and sat down beside Burton.

"Hi," he said suggestively. Burton took one look at the red chains around his left wrist and flinched, closing his eyes.

"This is not happening..."

"Linde, can I do your hair?" Angel batted her eyelashes at him. "Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"Hey, he's on my leash!" Las protested, still petting Jonne, who looked more and more pissy about it. "Shouldn't you ask me first?"

"It's on his head!"

"What the hell? You're all absolutely raving!" Mige lifted his head from Ville's lap and blinked at them. "And if Linde's on her leash, and I'm on yours, I say you should do my hair!"

"Okay!" Angel hopped from her seat and landed with a thump beside Ville, knocking him over and onto Jonne and Las. Unfortunately, it yanked Dani away from the wheel and sent her tumbling down the aisle to land on top of Burton, who fell into Linde, who landed on top of Larry and Li... The bus swerved alarmingly, and Bam shrieked like a little girl as they slowly, majestically ran off into the oblivion of the verge.

__

"So, you see, Officer," Ville explained with a charming smile and the smooth, silky tone of a professional charmer. "That's how we ended up with the bus stuck halfway up that maple tree and all of us tangled up in colored chains in the back. The clothes must have gotten ripped off while we were trying to extract ourselves, considering how things were tossed around in there."

The officer cast a skeptical glance over the tattered little group. Las was snuggled in under Jonne and LArry's arms, smiling with contentment, while Dani blushed and shuffled her feet next to Ville, Burton's arms wrapped loosely around her waist and a smile flirting with his lips. Angel was busily untangling Linde's dreds with the help of a large comb and a bottle of some sort of horse product while Mige admired his French braids and Bam huddled, shell-shocked and wide-eyed, under a smirking Li's arm.

"So, you uh.. wanna press charges on these people for uh... hijacking you?" Ville's grin got even wider.

"Oh, I don't think so. They've learned their lesson, I'm sure." The highway patrolman blinked and closed his notebook, obviously not buying a word of it.

"Really, Officer," Ville said, his green eyes sparkling with sincerity. "I don't know how you got the idea that we were having an orgy."

 

[hugo_sam]

Hey SIMA
Take care of yourself
Sending you healing thoughts


Hugo

 

[Guest]

I fell at work yesterday and a very lovely Litster ran to my rescue. Props and hugs and eternal gratefulness to her, but aside from that. So I went to the hospital, cried through the pain and such and I need entertainment...

Talk to me people. Just don't turn me on or anything, because I'm kind of in an awkward position right now.

Glad someone was there to help you through the hospital!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I fell at work yesterday and a very lovely Litster ran to my rescue. Props and hugs and eternal gratefulness to her, but aside from that. So I went to the hospital, cried through the pain and such and I need entertainment...

Talk to me people. Just don't turn me on or anything, because I'm kind of in an awkward position right now.

SIMA,

So tell us, who did you fall for?

And in keeping with the high style and classy content Zeb provided:

There was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it back double
And instead of coming, he went.

Rumpe "rhyming" Foreskin

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Apparently i fell for the mound of towels i had in my arms, some fell and i went down, my lower left leg twisting one way and the rest of me the other way.....very scary painful feeling. I dont wish that kind of physical pain on anyone!!!

My hero came running....she belongs on ER or Chicago Hope or something...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Apparently i fell for the mound of towels i had in my arms, some fell and i went down, my lower left leg twisting one way and the rest of me the other way.....very scary painful feeling. I dont wish that kind of physical pain on anyone!!!

My hero came running....she belongs on ER or Chicago Hope or something...

Dang. Well, curse those killer towels and bless your hero's heart.

My adivice is: don't do it again. The problem with that sort of sprain is there's no way to rush the healing, at least none I'm aware of. It'll just take time and you being careful not to aggravate the fool thing.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[hugo_sam]

Apparently i fell for the mound of towels i had in my arms, some fell and i went down, my lower left leg twisting one way and the rest of me the other way.....very scary painful feeling. I dont wish that kind of physical pain on anyone!!!

My hero came running....she belongs on ER or Chicago Hope or something...

GLad it was not worse SIMA
and She is a doll worth her wieght in gold (Just don't let her hear that)
It may have been at the Vibe but you were talking about your brace.
I'm sure its a pain now, but when the swelling is down and you are actualy trying to move around, you will be real glad of that brace.

JMHO

Hugo

 

[Guest]

stolen from Bridget Jone's Diary:

there once was a woman from Eeling
Who had a particular feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling.


feel better Sima. take it easy and be careful mixing your meds with wine/alcohol.

 

[HouseToy]

Hello

I hurt my foot.. Plantar Faciitis... so I guess we'll have to take it easy together. You will be fully healed long before I am. No volleyball for me for about a year

Now... what to do with all the freetime I'm going to have... I think I'll go look for an interesting story And, I too have met a very nice litster recently... and she will be making me lunch today

Rest, heal... then finish taking over the world.