Laffy Taffy jokes

KillerMuffin

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It's that time of year, might as well spread the wealth.


Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
 
enjoyingitall said:
Why did the girl tip toe by the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled?
 
enjoyingitall said:
Because they taste funny.


Why did the girl tip toe by the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills?
V~
 
Don't give me any shit. I can say this:



Why aren't there any Jews in jail?

They eat lox.

(From an Israeli Laffy Tafy wrapper)
 
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