Lady Anal Lovers II

[Softlier]

Boyfriend Tab B goes in Slot A

I need my bf to read this immediately. I just don't know how to make it happen without shaking a printout in his face and saying "This! This is what I want!"

LOL - Ok - don't mean to be kinky, but if your boy friend needs help fuguring out Tab B into Slot A, please don't hesitate to have him call me for technical support.

I am pretty sure I can walk him through the process to you're mutual satifaction, or I gaurantee double your money back.

(good Luck, btw ;p )

 

[Farrah]

Print it out, put it on the fridge

Or place it on the inside of the toilet door on eye level when someone is sitting on it

I love the man, but he wouldn't notice the written word if it was taped to the inside of his sunglasses. He does read the scrolling ticker on ESPN, though. Anyone know a producer at the network?

LOL - Ok - don't mean to be kinky, but if your boy friend needs help fuguring out Tab B into Slot A, please don't hesitate to have him call me for technical support.

I am pretty sure I can walk him through the process to you're mutual satifaction, or I gaurantee double your money back.

(good Luck, btw ;p )

Okay, much less subtle, but we still may need drawings of Tab B and Slot A. How are your artistic skills?

We just had this huge argument. He is the best boyfriend in everything that really matters, but no man wants to hear he's failing the oral exams. Any other suggestions, folks?

 

[Softlier]

Oral Exams

Well, I draw reasonably well, but have a rather technical bent, rather than artistic, and have to say words are much more my strong point.

A couple suggestions -

1. (a) Shower together, and (b) see if 69 works as a start. If he won't lead, or walk beside, then pray to Jesus at least he will follow.

2. Burbon. Before and After the shower. Perhaps along with items 1 (b), 3, 4 and 5.

3. Erotic Pics of the things you would find wonderful, just leave them around.

4. Egg timer, 60 minutes, start small and build up...

5. Tell him that we all think you're beautiful, and woudn't mind stepping in if he ain't man enough to do right by his woman...

6. Van Morrison (along with 1-5...)

7. Offer of coouples couching by phone remains open...

8. WTF its NEW YEARS try something NEW that makes FIREWORKS go off in my head.

9. Don't make me fly to (wherever that guy with the soft toungue and hard parts lives)

10. Please Baby, cause I love it so much.

 

[Cherry_Rose]

I'm keen for anal too, I introduced my husband to it, with a straight forward "well love.. you know what i'd really like...?" lol, thankfully he's an open minded man, now having him whisper how he is looking forward to fucking my arse when we get in while out at the shops or at dinner, has my clit throbbing and me all but bending over and begging by the time we get in... *sighs happily*

 

[Farrah]

Well, I draw reasonably well, but have a rather technical bent, rather than artistic, and have to say words are much more my strong point.

A couple suggestions -

1. (a) Shower together, and (b) see if 69 works as a start. If he won't lead, or walk beside, then pray to Jesus at least he will follow.

2. Burbon. Before and After the shower. Perhaps along with items 1 (b), 3, 4 and 5.

3. Erotic Pics of the things you would find wonderful, just leave them around.

4. Egg timer, 60 minutes, start small and build up...

5. Tell him that we all think you're beautiful, and woudn't mind stepping in if he ain't man enough to do right by his woman...

6. Van Morrison (along with 1-5...)

7. Offer of coouples couching by phone remains open...

8. WTF its NEW YEARS try something NEW that makes FIREWORKS go off in my head.

9. Don't make me fly to (wherever that guy with the soft toungue and hard parts lives)

10. Please Baby, cause I love it so much.

Um...speechless. Best Top 10 List. Ever.

Thanks for the ideas and advice. Most of all, thanks for making me smile. I really, really needed that.

 

[RAddams]

I need my bf to read this immediately. I just don't know how to make it happen without shaking a printout in his face and saying "This! This is what I want!"

I don't understand why any man would need to read it. When you show him your beautiful sweet ass he should naturally want to bury his face in there for as long as possible. The man seriously needs to see a doctor or something.

 

[Softlier]

VA Girl

"Um...speechless. Best Top 10 List. Ever.

Thanks for the ideas and advice. Most of all, thanks for making me smile. I really, really needed that. "

I was a little reticent after I posted, that you might not like a "light" treatment of the concern, so glad you found it enjoyable. Truly it is somewhat hard for me to imagine not wanting to do what I coudl to please a woman who wanted pleasing, but I also know that in relationships we are not always to best we can be, and tend to take some things for granted. Hard to break that habit and break through to living in the moment and focusing on high valure shared time (like sex, lol).

Hope you will find a happy medium. It is hard to care for someone, and to want to be with them, and to have compatibility issues around needs, so hope you can encourage more of what you want.

Be patient, though, if you want success, and reward small progresses. (Oh, I love it when you do that...) is a reward.

Luck

 

[RAddams]

"Um...speechless. Best Top 10 List. Ever.

Thanks for the ideas and advice. Most of all, thanks for making me smile. I really, really needed that. "

I was a little reticent after I posted, that you might not like a "light" treatment of the concern, so glad you found it enjoyable. Truly it is somewhat hard for me to imagine not wanting to do what I coudl to please a woman who wanted pleasing, but I also know that in relationships we are not always to best we can be, and tend to take some things for granted. Hard to break that habit and break through to living in the moment and focusing on high valure shared time (like sex, lol).

Hope you will find a happy medium. It is hard to care for someone, and to want to be with them, and to have compatibility issues around needs, so hope you can encourage more of what you want.

Be patient, though, if you want success, and reward small progresses. (Oh, I love it when you do that...) is a reward.

Luck

I agree that its hard to imagine not doing what a woman wants to please her and personally there isn't much I wouldn't do. However its far better to have a connection with a woman so that she doesn't need to ask. I try to read a woman's body language and let it guide me in fulfilling her desires. Even if you cross a woman's comfort barrier its usually pretty easy to sense it and back off. I like to think of a sexy woman like opening up the best gift ever on Christmas morning.

It is also awesome when a woman asks for a specific pleasure if you fail to think of it.

 

[Farrah]

I don't understand why any man would need to read it. When you show him your beautiful sweet ass he should naturally want to bury his face in there for as long as possible. The man seriously needs to see a doctor or something.

I just typed up this whole long reply and then somehow managed to close my browser instead of hitting send. Argh! But this will probably benefit you, as I'm sure I will not be writing a novel this time around.

Anyway, I feel the need to stress that he is an amazing boyfriend in so many aspects. He gets me, he loves me unconditionally, he is kind and compassionate. He is truly my bestie.

Having said that, I'm with you, RA, in the WTF notion. I have spent an hour or more at a time rimming him. I give him head almost every time we have sex. I've done everything in my power to help him live out his more private fantasies. But while I have no complaints with the actual penetration of intercourse (he's the perfect size, with a nice little curve to his cock and lots of stamina), I am really beginning to develop a complex concerning the whole "lack or oral activity" on his part. Other guys have spent ample time going down on me, so I don't think I smell like sea bass or anything. I don't have a deformed clit or an extra set of lips. And I practice really good anal hygiene. I know all of these things to be true, but his lack of interest in my body is really getting to me. We had a long discussion yesterday, and he has promised that tonight will be devoted to me and my fulfillment. He says he promises to try harder to make my oral enjoyment more of a priority. I'm trying to be optimistic and ignore the fact that he has to try at all. I'm also trying to keep in mind that this is his first real relationship. Maybe he's self conscious about his lack of experience and doubts his abilities? But I can't really speak to those skills, as he has spent maybe a total, TOTAL, amount of 30 minutes with his mouth near my ass or pussy in the year and a half we've been together.

So yeah, I'm trying to remain cool and collected and approach tonight like any other night. But this could be a make or break moment. Not that I would even consider not being with him just because he doesn't do oral, but it may mean that I have to face the reality of a less-than-satisfying sex life as my future.

 

[Farrah]

"Um...speechless. Best Top 10 List. Ever.

Thanks for the ideas and advice. Most of all, thanks for making me smile. I really, really needed that. "

I was a little reticent after I posted, that you might not like a "light" treatment of the concern, so glad you found it enjoyable. Truly it is somewhat hard for me to imagine not wanting to do what I coudl to please a woman who wanted pleasing, but I also know that in relationships we are not always to best we can be, and tend to take some things for granted. Hard to break that habit and break through to living in the moment and focusing on high valure shared time (like sex, lol).

Hope you will find a happy medium. It is hard to care for someone, and to want to be with them, and to have compatibility issues around needs, so hope you can encourage more of what you want.

Be patient, though, if you want success, and reward small progresses. (Oh, I love it when you do that...) is a reward.

Luck

No, I meant what I said...I really did need to smile. And for the record, I am all about rewarding good behavior, lol. I am sincere and ample in my vocalization, and I am always happy to reciprocate sexual acts. I also initiate them. I am in no way a sex goddess, but I enjoy pleasing my man, and I am very, very happy to let him know when he has pleased me. It's actually kind of a thing with me...I've been through a lot in life and am very grateful for every act of kindness he shows, the hard work he has put into our relationship, the hours he spends on the job, contributing to our financial partnership. I am very quick to say "thank you," and I always mean it. This definitely carries over into our sex life.

Thanks again for the advice and for being a sounding board!

 

[RAddams]

I just typed up this whole long reply and then somehow managed to close my browser instead of hitting send. Argh! But this will probably benefit you, as I'm sure I will not be writing a novel this time around.

Anyway, I feel the need to stress that he is an amazing boyfriend in so many aspects. He gets me, he loves me unconditionally, he is kind and compassionate. He is truly my bestie.

Having said that, I'm with you, RA, in the WTF notion. I have spent an hour or more at a time rimming him. I give him head almost every time we have sex. I've done everything in my power to help him live out his more private fantasies. But while I have no complaints with the actual penetration of intercourse (he's the perfect size, with a nice little curve to his cock and lots of stamina), I am really beginning to develop a complex concerning the whole "lack or oral activity" on his part. Other guys have spent ample time going down on me, so I don't think I smell like sea bass or anything. I don't have a deformed clit or an extra set of lips. And I practice really good anal hygiene. I know all of these things to be true, but his lack of interest in my body is really getting to me. We had a long discussion yesterday, and he has promised that tonight will be devoted to me and my fulfillment. He says he promises to try harder to make my oral enjoyment more of a priority. I'm trying to be optimistic and ignore the fact that he has to try at all. I'm also trying to keep in mind that this is his first real relationship. Maybe he's self conscious about his lack of experience and doubts his abilities? But I can't really speak to those skills, as he has spent maybe a total, TOTAL, amount of 30 minutes with his mouth near my ass or pussy in the year and a half we've been together.

So yeah, I'm trying to remain cool and collected and approach tonight like any other night. But this could be a make or break moment. Not that I would even consider not being with him just because he doesn't do oral, but it may mean that I have to face the reality of a less-than-satisfying sex life as my future.

I don't doubt he's a great guy but WTF is right. You rimmed him and he didn't return the favor. Clearly its not you if other men have spent time enjoying your sweet taste.
To me it sounds like he is just not into eating pussy and rimming with any woman. Personally I not only want to give my woman as much pleasure as possible, I truly enjoy tasting her and feasting on her sweet nectar for my own pleasure.

 

[Farrah]

I don't doubt he's a great guy but WTF is right. You rimmed him and he didn't return the favor. Clearly its not you if other men have spent time enjoying your sweet taste.
To me it sounds like he is just not into eating pussy and rimming with any woman. Personally I not only want to give my woman as much pleasure as possible, I truly enjoy tasting her and feasting on her sweet nectar for my own pleasure.

I've been on the receiving end of vaginal oral sex lots and lots of times, with each of the men I've been with (been with for any amount of time...there were a few one-nighters where we just did the damn thing and didn't concentrate on foreplay), but this is the first relationship where I've explored mouth-to-ass in any form, giving or receiving. So while I in no way believe you are saying it just to say it, I haven't personally been in a relationship with a man who has ever said anything like your statement about the enjoyment you experience from the tasting and feasting. I know that I enjoy his scent and taste. I know that it's one act I can absolutely get lost in. I've just never had anyone get lost in me.

 

[Leighlmr]

white anus

This may sound odd but when porn stars have anal sex I notice that their anus is so white (not dark) Does anyone know how they keep it so white. I am definitely clean but darker in that area. any ideas?

 

[Farrah]

This may sound odd but when porn stars have anal sex I notice that their anus is so white (not dark) Does anyone know how they keep it so white. I am definitely clean but darker in that area. any ideas?

Same here on all accounts! They must use some kind of bleaching cream???

 

[sexiskye]

I think it is a bleaching cream they use.

that list was great too. We just started our anal love recently. We had done it earlier in the relationship but it just stopped. Then after years I brought it up surprising hubby, and of course he was game.

Now on the weekends I am ready.... And love the fact I can orgasm as well just from anal.

 

[AevaLynn]

Same here on all accounts! They must use some kind of bleaching cream???

I've actually used a bleaching cream on my asshole I just wanted to try it. It does lighten, you need to continue to use it though and if things are sensitive down there after a good plowing or wax/shave It Burns Us!

 

[Leighlmr]

I've actually used a bleaching cream on my asshole I just wanted to try it. It does lighten, you need to continue to use it though and if things are sensitive down there after a good plowing or wax/shave It Burns Us!

Hmmm like Jolen bleaching cream, Ithink it is for facial hair but perhaps that might work?

 

[AevaLynn]

Hmmm like Jolen bleaching cream, Ithink it is for facial hair but perhaps that might work?

I'm not sure what's in that one , it may be a little too strong. I went big and spent more to get a guarantee as well as a more natural product. After looking around online , went with Caspah Intimate Lightening Cream .

It works, will I continue using it, likely not often. I don't have an issue with how my lil bud looks I just wanted to try it. It's a for special occasions type thing for me lol.

 

[firenzi]

Hmmm like Jolen bleaching cream, Ithink it is for facial hair but perhaps that might work?

I've never done it myself, but I would stay clear of Jolen (which is meant for facial hair) and stick to products designed specifically for anal bleaching. If the Jolen package says "not for internal use" definitely don't use it. Personally if I were going to get it done, I would go to a salon, especially the first time. But barring that use a designated anal cream otherwise you could be in for a lot of pain and burning

 

[RAddams]

I've been on the receiving end of vaginal oral sex lots and lots of times, with each of the men I've been with (been with for any amount of time...there were a few one-nighters where we just did the damn thing and didn't concentrate on foreplay), but this is the first relationship where I've explored mouth-to-ass in any form, giving or receiving. So while I in no way believe you are saying it just to say it, I haven't personally been in a relationship with a man who has ever said anything like your statement about the enjoyment you experience from the tasting and feasting. I know that I enjoy his scent and taste. I know that it's one act I can absolutely get lost in. I've just never had anyone get lost in me.

Its really too bad that your man won't get lost in your yummy ass. I am curious how old he is because age can play a big role in sexual tastes for some people.

You could try a game where you use whip cream, honey or what ever he likes and smear it in your ass for him to lick and suck off. This could be a way for him to become more familiar with how delicious it is to rim you. Often people grow to enjoy something more after they try it multiple times.

 

[Farrah]

Its really too bad that your man won't get lost in your yummy ass. I am curious how old he is because age can play a big role in sexual tastes for some people.

You could try a game where you use whip cream, honey or what ever he likes and smear it in your ass for him to lick and suck off. This could be a way for him to become more familiar with how delicious it is to rim you. Often people grow to enjoy something more after they try it multiple times.

Tonight was an epic fail. Epic.

He's 37. I'm 28.

 

[RAddams]

Tonight was an epic fail. Epic.

He's 37. I'm 28.

I am certainly curious what you mean by an epic fail?

There goes my theory since I am 35.

There is something seriously wrong with the world when a woman who wants some hot passionate ass pleasure can't get it.

 

[Farrah]

I am certainly curious what you mean by an epic fail?

There goes my theory since I am 35.

There is something seriously wrong with the world when a woman who wants some hot passionate ass pleasure can't get it.

He has a major problem with intimacy. I should state straight away that this is only on a sexual level. He is very affectionate...he holds my hand while he drives, he cuddles up to me in public, he kisses me deeply and passionately throughout the day. Then, when we are in the bedroom, it's as if a switch is flipped off. We never kiss during sex. You already know he doesn't go down on me or make any attempt at rimming. We had hoped tonight would be the beginning of a change for him. And it was better...he held my face in his hands and kissed me deeply while he was inside me. He even said "I love you," which I have never heard during sex. He did play with my clit, but in the end it came down to me bucking and writhing against his fingers...he just didn't seem to know what to do on his own. And he went down on me...for maybe 2 minutes. He went nowhere near my ass. While he was between my thighs, I left no doubt that I appreciated his licks (even if they were shallow and infrequent). I moaned and said things like "that's it, that feels soooo good, I love the way you are making me feel, etc." But I swear, right as he seemed to be finding his way, he stopped. And immediately inserted his dick. Again, the penetration was delicious. But I felt slighted. I mean, 2 minutes of foreplay? On a night "devoted to me?" So when he took a break to spoon me, I guided his hand between my legs and tried to show him what I like. But it was as though his hand was made of concrete! His touch was heavy and slow. And not teasingly slow. Just lifeless. So I just held his fingers to my clit and began to buck and writhe. And then I faked an orgasm when it became too awkward to continue. Neither of us came until I suggested mutual masturbation. We got ourselves off, cleaned up, and now here I am. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said he wasn't use to so much wetness from a girl. Am I some kind of freak with a drooling pussy problem?!?!?

I'm so frustrated. I can't keep the tears back. I don't know what's wrong with me. This is the healthiest, safest, most fulfilling relationship I have ever been in. I don't know why I'm letting the sexual voids bother me so much!

 

[firenzi]

I'm also trying to keep in mind that this is his first real relationship. Maybe he's self conscious about his lack of experience and doubts his abilities? But I can't really speak to those skills, as he has spent maybe a total, TOTAL, amount of 30 minutes with his mouth near my ass or pussy in the year and a half we've been together.

(sorry I snipped your post VaGirl, wanted to save some space)

If you think it might be inexperience on his part, do you think he'd be willing to learn? If you watch porn together, maybe some good quality lesbian stuff (with serious oral sex and real orgasms) from Viv Thomas or Abby Winters would be helpful?

There's an instructional called "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ" (Seymore Butts) with cheezy name, packaging, and retarded moments, but overall the information is really, really good, especially the section with Nina Hartley:

xvideos link approx. 22 minutes of video- vid quality is so-so but once the intro is done it's ok. Oh and Seymore Butts is really and truly disgusting looking so maybe forward it until it's just Nina and the girl

If he's just not into it, then that's a tough one. If he's been this way from day one, then I'm not sure if talking about it is going to help all that much- the problem isn't that something has changed and you need to address whatever "it" is- the problem may be that its just the way he is, and people don't change unless they really and truly want to.

It sucks when everything in your relationship is so good, but then to have this one major thing lacking. You sound like a wonderful girlfriend, he is a very lucky guy to have you.

 

[Farrah]

(sorry I snipped your post VaGirl, wanted to save some space)

If you think it might be inexperience on his part, do you think he'd be willing to learn? If you watch porn together, maybe some good quality lesbian stuff (with serious oral sex and real orgasms) from Viv Thomas or Abby Winters would be helpful?

There's an instructional called "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ" (Seymore Butts) with cheezy name, packaging, and retarded moments, but overall the information is really, really good, especially the section with Nina Hartley:

xvideos link approx. 22 minutes of video- vid quality is so-so but once the intro is done it's ok. Oh and Seymore Butts is really and truly disgusting looking so maybe forward it until it's just Nina and the girl

If he's just not into it, then that's a tough one. If he's been this way from day one, then I'm not sure if talking about it is going to help all that much- the problem isn't that something has changed and you need to address whatever "it" is- the problem may be that its just the way he is, and people don't change unless they really and truly want to.

It sucks when everything in your relationship is so good, but then to have this one major thing lacking. You sound like a wonderful girlfriend, he is a very lucky guy to have you.

Well, if I had an opportunity to stop the tears, I missed it. Thank you for your kind words. Thank you for your empathy. Thank your for your suggestions.

He does seem willing to work on it, but then the time comes or whatever, and he just balks. My biggest issue right now is how to work on this without making him feel bad. It's killing me that he may be thinking he can't be the lover I desire. He's truly a wonderful man. He's smart and talented and so, so funny. He's interesting and articulate. He's got common sense for miles. He cares about me. He cares so, so much. I don't want him to think that this is a deal breaker, because it's not. But it really, really sucks. It makes me feel badly about myself...my body, my desires, my whole being. I want to be proactive about this so that neither of us hurts any more than we do right now. But how do I help him with the how-to's without making him feel like less of a man?