Lady’s, Vlad the Impaler is offering Private Dungeon Tours, Wine and Charcuterie tray included

Vlad_the_Impaler_1431

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I am looking for a woman who can enjoy a little humor with her torment.

Vlad the Impaler ruled his kingdom with degradation, humiliation, ruthlessness. He is still beloved in Romania to this day. What draws the women to Vlad? Could he still be able to tap into their most forbidden degrading darkest sexual urges and fantasies?

Do you dream, toes curled, panties damp of being in the dungeon of Vlads castle? Tormented mentally physically until all that remains is the sexual craving for more. Could you even dare share these thoughts, these perverse desires with friends and family? Come to Vlad let him torment and degrade you. Let him help you enjoy the special erotic and sexual pleasures that make you you..

Now flash forward to 2023, Castles are expensive to maintain, hired help is non existent, and finding qualified torturer’s is basically impossible, no one is taking up the trades anymore.. finally the taxes are killing Vlad. So to raise money.

Vlad is now offering Private interactive dungeon tours, Wine and charcuterie board provided… Safe return is not guaranteed

“Inventor of the shish kabob”

“Halloween Yard Decoration Champion, 1456-1462”

“Time Magazines Man of the Year 1457”
 
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Bump for a lovely personal. Nothing beats being able to laugh out loud together and then go back to a scene
 
It's never to late to change your life. Remember that Vlad the Impaler never impaled anyone until he was in his 40's.
 
Sense we will be in the area can we take a naked tourist bus trip over to Chernobyl and visit the gift shops? I hear the vintage latex hazmat suits and gas mask are all the rage in the dungeon scene this year.
 
I almost spent a night with Vlad after he conquered my kingdom and took me captive as the spoils of war. Unfortunately, a long day of conquest led Vlad to fall asleep before any ravishing could occur, allowing me to escape pre-impalement.
 
The castle fireplaces are roaring and warm, the new ice wines are aging… any naughty or nice ladies interested in an 1 on 1 extended off season tour?
 
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