Ladies, what makes you say "yes" to sex?
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rexfelis said:
I must have a genie complex. Rub my nipples and I'll grant any wish you have.
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rexfelis said:
Good question, Rex....it's one that I'd like to know the answer to as well. I have heard it said that a woman knows within the first few minutes (maybe less!) whether or not she wants to go to bed with a man. So, ladies....that's the decision-maker for you?
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ditto
Uh ... okay, then--April, wanna have sex?
SilverVeil, lemme tweak those for ya....
Mistress, gimme a sec here, and I'll have that right up for ya....
~H~
Dillinger said:
Uh ... okay, then--April, wanna have sex?
SilverVeil, lemme tweak those for ya....
Mistress, gimme a sec here, and I'll have that right up for ya....
~H~
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Re: ditto
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that feels sooooo nice !!! Do that again !
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that feels sooooo nice !!! Do that again !
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Re: Re: ditto
Okay, would love to, darlin'....
(Is it working...? Should this be a new chapter in the book "Getting to Yes"?)
~H~
SilverVeil said:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that feels sooooo nice !!! Do that again !
Okay, would love to, darlin'....
(Is it working...? Should this be a new chapter in the book "Getting to Yes"?)
~H~
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So my friend had it right?
I should just ask? lol I have a friend who "just asked" several hundred girls and women, in the style of "Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?". His findings were as follows, according to him:
Approximately 1 in every 200 females thus approached will agree. However, these females are usually not the type you want to sleep with.
I guess he was asking just to be a smart ass, as is his wont usually. Otherwise, why ask a woman you already know you don't want? But I don't think I want to risk the approximately 100 slaps and 10 punches he got in response from the rest of them. lol
Thus, according to his "research", "just asking" will have the following results:
0.5% will agree.
50% will not agree, and will slap you.
5% will not agree, and will punch you in the face, chest, or arm.
1.5% will viciously kick you in the 'nads, or at least try to.
the remainder (44%, if my math skills serve) will refuse and not physically assault you.
Perhaps there is something about "just asking" that we guys don't know yet? lol Just how do we "just ask" without the potential threat?
I should just ask? lol I have a friend who "just asked" several hundred girls and women, in the style of "Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?". His findings were as follows, according to him:
Approximately 1 in every 200 females thus approached will agree. However, these females are usually not the type you want to sleep with.
I guess he was asking just to be a smart ass, as is his wont usually. Otherwise, why ask a woman you already know you don't want? But I don't think I want to risk the approximately 100 slaps and 10 punches he got in response from the rest of them. lol
Thus, according to his "research", "just asking" will have the following results:
0.5% will agree.
50% will not agree, and will slap you.
5% will not agree, and will punch you in the face, chest, or arm.
1.5% will viciously kick you in the 'nads, or at least try to.
the remainder (44%, if my math skills serve) will refuse and not physically assault you.
Perhaps there is something about "just asking" that we guys don't know yet? lol Just how do we "just ask" without the potential threat?
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Re: Re: Re: ditto
*checks chair* Damnit it's working. My chair is wet now. BRB the vibe is in the other room.
Hamletmaschine said:
Okay, would love to, darlin'....
(Is it working...? Should this be a new chapter in the book "Getting to Yes"?)
~H~
*checks chair* Damnit it's working. My chair is wet now. BRB the vibe is in the other room.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: ditto
LOL -- hurry back!
Wonder what would happen if tweaking turned to sucking...?
Better? Worse?
Or if the tweaking continues while the sucking occurs ... elsewhere?
Sign me,
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SilverVeil said:
*checks chair* Damnit it's working. My chair is wet now. BRB the vibe is in the other room.
LOL -- hurry back!
Wonder what would happen if tweaking turned to sucking...?
Better? Worse?
Or if the tweaking continues while the sucking occurs ... elsewhere?
Sign me,
Curious
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honestly, it depends on my mood. If someone is that direct in one moment...I might laugh.....and in the next moment I might be like...of course, sugah, let's go.
I mean when someone asks you what flavor of icecream you want..do you always pick the same kind?
realistically....I go for ego, humour, and someone that looks like they can handle me...
this is about attraction....right?
perks
I mean when someone asks you what flavor of icecream you want..do you always pick the same kind?
realistically....I go for ego, humour, and someone that looks like they can handle me...
this is about attraction....right?
perks
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ditto
You would have one hell of a horny, wild woman in your hands !!!
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You would have one hell of a horny, wild woman in your hands !!!
Re: Let's see...
I think I need to clear something up... either of these things must be done by someone who knows I want them & I have a history with... because If I don't know who you are & you walk up to me & say "Fuck Me"
I will hurt you (& not in the good sence)
Just thought that needed to be added ...
JailBait said:
I think I need to clear something up... either of these things must be done by someone who knows I want them & I have a history with... because If I don't know who you are & you walk up to me & say "Fuck Me"
I will hurt you (& not in the good sence)
Just thought that needed to be added ...
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April said:
Yeah....what she said!
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*grin*
These responses are interesting. Keep them coming.
Ya wanna know what gets ME to "yes", ladies?
Bend over 'n spread 'em, and I'll show ya. lol
Actually, it's not that simplistic, but given a reasonably attractive woman wearing a skirt or a dress who offers herself to me that way is either going to get laid or I am going to tear myself apart trying to resist.
This presumes I know her in some way already, of course. For some reason, having a woman offer that way is damned near irresistible to me.
There are other ways to get me there, but that is the fastest. lol
These responses are interesting. Keep them coming.
Ya wanna know what gets ME to "yes", ladies?
Bend over 'n spread 'em, and I'll show ya. lol
Actually, it's not that simplistic, but given a reasonably attractive woman wearing a skirt or a dress who offers herself to me that way is either going to get laid or I am going to tear myself apart trying to resist.
This presumes I know her in some way already, of course. For some reason, having a woman offer that way is damned near irresistible to me.
There are other ways to get me there, but that is the fastest. lol
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