Ladies? Pussy vocals?

[Guest]

So, you have just been pleasured on your hands and knees...and after the intimacy subsides, you start to stand- when your body betrays you. That's right- pussy gush and gufaws ( ie. pussy farts, I hate that word).

What do you do?
How do you handle such a situation?

I'm thinking " There it goes" wasn't sexy or apropo.

 

[bknight2602]

I've heard some of these, while getting ridden by some women.

I don't think anything about it, just enjoy the sensation.

 

[Guest]

Good answer, my friend.

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

I think it embarrasses me more than it bothers my partner. I think that unless you are the guys first, even then they have surely heard of it, and they are thinking... "Cool, now I know first hand what it is!!"

Me, I just ignore it and proceed on my way. Heck, I've had guys fart while thrusting and believe me... I wanted to laugh. So if he does.. I probably will too.

*snickering*

 

[Guest]

Lioness, I wish I could be at ease. I know these things occur. But damn, I wanted to crawl inside myself and disappear- lol

Did ya know that laughing while he's inside squeezes and tickles his cock?

 

[bknight2602]

Lioness, I wish I could be at ease. I know these things occur. But damn, I wanted to crawl inside myself and disappear- lol

Did ya know that laughing while he's inside squeezes and tickles his cock?

All the more reason to laugh, good squeezes are nice.

Don't feel like that, just enjoy the moment, as Lioness said unless its his first he has heard it before.

 

[sexy-girl]

i often laugh during sex .... i think sex is one of the funniest things in the world

 

[JerseyBoy]

Did somebody step on a duck?

 

[Guest]

 

[DéjàNu]

yeah It can be embarrassing but I just say "Its my pussy!!!" and the reply: "I know"

so I guess we are a bit shy for nothing.

 

[perks]

 

[Guest]

Deja- good point. Shy for nothing.

No kicking or stepping on ducks, please.

Mellabar, sweet confection.

 

[JerseyBoy]

yes, and apparently kicking a duck is sport these days.

lol...isn't that illegal in most states?

Actually the noise that makes me want to laugh most is when she has had too much to drink (not necessarily alchohol) beforehand and you can hear it sloshing around in her belly...

 

[white_mage_goddess]

The first time I made a noise like that I nearly died of shock and embarrasment. Now I just laugh. Sex should be funny sometimes.

 

[8ball]

To me, it's a good thing. I think it's a sign of something going right.

 

[UnseenChagrin]

The only time that really happens to me is when I'm very wet or he has just cum inside me. So I take it as a good sign, though it does make me giggle sometimes.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

oh my gosh. I find it hysterical and cant help but laugh. it's one of those things that is totally beyond control. The only guy that ever happened with was a little confused cuz he'd never heard it before and he was laughing with me... it was so funny

 

[Guest]

 

[lilfrk]

Sneezing has the same effect as laughing.

Hiccups and coughing also have that effect.

 

[islandman]

So, you have just been pleasured on your hands and knees...and after the intimacy subsides, you start to stand- when your body betrays you. That's right- pussy gush and gufaws ( ie. pussy farts, I hate that word).

What do you do?
How do you handle such a situation?

I'm thinking " There it goes" wasn't sexy or apropo.

I've always known them as "Quiffs".

And I take them as a sign that I've done a good job.

 

[Guest]

 

[P. B. Walker]

I laugh at her really hard and crack jokes about it for about an hour to make her feel super uncomfy about it. Just kidding.

Actually, in my last serious relationship, my GF got this really bad. It would be a, well, quite large outburst. And she hated it and was embarrassed by it. So I'd reach down and cup my hand over her labia and lips, and then dip my middle finger inside her. This allowed an avenue for the air to escape without the "Thunderclap" that usually happened if she just got up. There was still a slight sound of air, but hardly noticeable.



PBW

 

[Guest]

All you guys rock. Seriously.

 

[Guest]