Ladies Not Liking Oral

[JohnnySavage]

Firstly, grow thicker skin.

Secondly, this is the GB
you get what you get

Thirdly, he has a wonderful wife who's also a great mother; and he's perfectly willing to cheat on her.

What a prince.

 

[SexyWench]

Thirdly, he has a wonderful wife who's also a great mother; and he's perfectly willing to cheat on her.

What a prince.

I didn't want to state the obvious
no wonder his wife can't get off from him

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I said she has never liked it!!!!!!

It's been ten years, yet you're complaining about it now because it's the "first time" you've been with a woman who hates it?

Your supposed high literacy level ain't the problem here, bubelah.

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[blackleggings]

Very kind of you as he seems to have trouble giving his wife the tip at the present.

Maybe she's used to just a tip? Poor thing.

 

[desertslave]

Maybe she just doesn't like bad oral.

Now there's a reasonable point! I've had multiple lovers in my 30-ish years of sexual activity and only TWO, in all that time, have actually given me oral that I truly enjoyed. The rest ranged from "meh!" to "don't come near me with your mouth ever again!" (same dude even kissed badly). Can't say I ever hated it, but until I met my husband it was definitely lowwww on my list.

 

[thør]

I didn't want to state the obvious
no wonder his wife can't get off from him

Perhaps she likes oral, but just not from him?

 

[islandman]

Maybe she's used to just a tip? Poor thing.

Excellent point!

Hey, Pearcy, can I eat out your wife while you're out chasing skirts?

 

[IndieSnob]

This thread is full of the lulz.

 

[girlsmiley]

Maybe she just doesn't like bad oral.

Jesus you crack me up.

 

[blackleggings]

Jesus you crack me up.

Your mom cracks me up.

 

[Farrah]

Oral never really did anything for me, until recently. I honestly couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about. Then I met someone who knows what he's doing. Big difference. Huge. Now I crave it. Not saying your wife has never been with someone who knows how to use his mouth, but maybe your wife has never been with someone who knows how to use his mouth.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Can we get some facts and stats of good vs. bad oral?

 

[Farrah]

Can we get some facts and stats of good vs. bad oral?

The most general thing I can think of is enthusiasm. He moans like there's no place in the world he'd rather be. He is patient. TBH, I take various medications that make orgasm sometimes difficult to achieve. He never makes me feel like he's getting antsy or bored or irritated. He's just devoted to making me feel good, and he lets me know that he's enjoying himself, too.

Then there are specifics that probably vary from woman to woman. There was some trial and error, but we've both been able to learn what does it for me, and he's very, very good at those things.

 

[Phelia]

The most general thing I can think of is enthusiasm. He moans like there's no place in the world he'd rather be. He is patient. TBH, I take various medications that make orgasm sometimes difficult to achieve. He never makes me feel like he's getting antsy or bored or irritated. He's just devoted to making me feel good, and he lets me know that he's enjoying himself, too.

Then there are specifics that probably vary from woman to woman. There was some trial and error, but we've both been able to learn what does it for me, and he's very, very good at those things.

This post was hot and sweet. Like sriracha

 

[Farrah]

This post was hot and sweet. Like sriracha

Or, like Phelia.

 

[neci]

so don't give oral
instead
kiss her
like you are kissing her cunt

 

[neci]

fuck.
tongue her ass like you want to tongue her hole.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

This post was hot and sweet. Like sriracha

Hahaha! Post of the night.

 

[neci]

lick all her shit up.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

The most general thing I can think of is enthusiasm. He moans like there's no place in the world he'd rather be. He is patient. TBH, I take various medications that make orgasm sometimes difficult to achieve. He never makes me feel like he's getting antsy or bored or irritated. He's just devoted to making me feel good, and he lets me know that he's enjoying himself, too.

Then there are specifics that probably vary from woman to woman. There was some trial and error, but we've both been able to learn what does it for me, and he's very, very good at those things.

patient ... loving ... giving .. Got it.

I think I'm going to have to phone a friend.

 

[Farrah]

patient ... loving ... giving .. Got it.

I think I'm going to have to phone a friend.

You've got this. Have fun!

 

[doctor_insanus]

so don't give oral
instead
kiss her
like you are kissing her cunt

fuck.
tongue her ass like you want to tongue her hole.

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lick all her shit up.

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[knot_sweet]

I like oral, but honestly usually just prefer to skip it with a casual partner because;

a) you're not automatically granted sex god status just for being willing to go down on me.

B) don't come up after two minutes thinking that will be great cos at least you went there.

C) if you're not willing to take some sort of direction to make it so I get off, don't bother.

D) don't ever say to me "but that's how my last girlfriend liked it"

and I like penetration with my oral. Don't just go at my bits with the 'bulldog chewing a mintie' technique and expect me to cum after 30 seconds. Do it enthusiastically, do it right or don't do it at all.

 

[girlsmiley]

But hey, no pressure or anything. Haha!

 

[knot_sweet]

But hey, no pressure or anything. Haha!

that's why i prefer to skip oral with casual partners. Cos honestly, there are way more fun and pleasurable things we could be doing than trying to get me off with oral.