Ladies... If you would step inside for a moment...

[Black_Bird]

I need a few HOT mamas so I can be a MAC Daddy. I'm accepting applications.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Hot Mamas

Ugh...i'm not applying....i don't do hot...lol

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

birdie a MAC daddy never asks for Hot Mammas he just claims them. I can't believe I have to explain pimpin' to you.

It ain't easy.

 

[JazzManJim]

<wandering in>

Why is it all dark in here?

Why is there a large painting of a naked woman reclining in a panther above the jungle-print upholstered sofa?

What's with the Barry White music?

<leaves hurriedly>

 

[bluemuse]

Oh....are you giving out MAC cosmetics??? If you are, I am SO all over this....

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Ladies... If you would step inside for a moment...

Id like an Application please.

Here you go; fill it out completely in black pen and return the top white copy after you are done. The green copy is for your records.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This HOT mama qualifies as hot because 1) I'm grumpy (that's hot under the collar), and 2) It's a fuckin' steambath around here and I'm this close to sweating. This HOT mama qualifies as a mama because 1) I have a bratchild and 2) I have ovaries.

 

[Black_Bird]

birdie a MAC daddy never asks for Hot Mammas he just claims them. I can't believe I have to explain pimpin' to you.

It ain't easy.

...

So do you want an application, or not?

 

[glamorilla]

well i'm hot but i ain't gonna be yo momma.

 

[Black_Bird]

<wandering in>

Why is it all dark in here?

Why is there a large painting of a naked woman reclining in a panther above the jungle-print upholstered sofa?

What's with the Barry White music?

<leaves hurriedly>

 

[Black_Bird]

This HOT mama qualifies as hot because 1) I'm grumpy (that's hot under the collar), and 2) It's a fuckin' steambath around here and I'm this close to sweating. This HOT mama qualifies as a mama because 1) I have a bratchild and 2) I have ovaries.

Application accepted. You're my first official Hot mama. You may now commence lounging.

 

[perks]

...

So do you want an application, or not?

I don't apply, sugah.

 

[Black_Bird]

well i'm hot but i ain't gonna be yo momma.

Well, you can be one of my "Crew," then. I hope you like Barry White...

 

[lovetoread]

Daddy?

Ohhh are we doing incest fantasy time then?

Oh wait Mac Daddy.

My bad.

 

[Black_Bird]

I don't apply, sugah.

If you don't apply yourself, how can you ever hope of achieving anything?

...

Okay, you can be a Hot Mama too... commence lounging and sex talk.

 

[perks]

Daddy?

Ohhh are we doing incest fantasy time then?

Oh wait Mac Daddy.

My bad.

ohhhhh puRRRRRR, ltr is naughty. I like.

and thanks Birdie

about those paintbrushes...

 

[Black_Bird]

Daddy?

Ohhh are we doing incest fantasy time then?

Oh wait Mac Daddy.

My bad.

L2R is one confusing chick. She's a Hot Mama, but she's a little strange.

 

[intrigued]

What a novel concept. Not only do you make them come to you, but you also make them apply.

~Wowzers~

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies... If you would step inside for a moment...

 

[sunstruck]

I don't qualify as a mama, how about a hot chicka? I can lounge hotly with the best of them. Provided there are comfy pillows about.

 

[lovetoread]

L2R is one confusing chick. She's a Hot Mama, but she's a little strange.

I missed the mac the first time I read it.

And my fetishes do not make me wierd.

 

[Black_Bird]

What a novel concept. Not only do you make them come to you, but you also make them apply.

~Wowzers~

*Nods* Chicks dig me.

Want an application?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladies... If you would step inside for a moment...

OK I filled it out. Im just glad it didnt have those bubbles to fill in.

Accepted...

I'm easy. I noticed you spelled September wrong... and that isn't even the date, but that's okay... its the effort that counts.