Ladies have you ever.....

HoldenMcCrank

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Been picked up with a pick up line? And would you share the line that worked and what if anything happened??

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Holden
 
I once had a man tell me he couldn't help but notice my eyes across the room because they are just so beautiful.

That worked ;) and he was my "dance" partner the rest of the nigt :D

I liked that he didn't comment on my body and make it sound like that's why he wanted me....
 
I don't know if this is considered a " pick up " line - but my ex caught my attention. When he came up to me and told me " you have beautiful eyes...".

Of course I rolled my eyes - and gave him a hard time all that night. But then I did end up going to have breakfast with him in the wee hours of the morning as the clubs closed. :)
 
Lines that didn't work!

1. I have an 8 ball you have a pocket, wanna play?

2. Hey, there's a room upstairs if you don't mind having casual sex with a guy with herpes.

3. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, do you know how to play dead?

4. Seriously baby, don't worry I've had a vasectomy!

5. Guy: Do you know how to get a pound of meat from a fly?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: *unzips fly*

6. Hey baby I'm cold, can I use your thighs for earmuffs?
 
I fell for the oldest line in the world, "What's your sign?" By the shop clerk at a metaphysical book store. Showing a genuine interest in astrology, or anything I am really into for that matter, reels me in every time.
Same thing applies for how I met my husband. Except I was the one with the line. Well, maybe not a line, per say, but I definitely used my influence as a the manager of the store (where we met). I was the assistant manager of a porn store and he and his buddy came in to look around. I wanted to meet him so I just started talking to him about porn. When I was met with looks of, "Who is this strange pink-haired girl with a million piercings that is talking to me in a sex store??" I said, "Oh, its okay, I'm the manager of the store." Tensions eased and we started talking about porn. Something we both still love to this day.
 
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