Ladies...get your bits out here

[parodyluvr75]

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Now that's a bit!

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[butters]

Now that's a bit!

a bit much if you ask me

 

[islandman]

Laurel is such a size-queen.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You think?

 

[islandman]

I interpreted.

 

[parodyluvr75]

We all have our quirks.

 

[islandman]

For some, that includes beaks and feathers.

 

[butters]

For some, that includes beaks and feathers.

for others, ass-bulbs and liquorice whips

 

[islandman]

for others, ass-bulbs and liquorice whips

What's an ass-bulb?

Show me yours.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't underestimate the appeal of fine plumage and a nice beak.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Tryharder62]

Don't flip the switch!!!!

 

[trysail]

Holy shit! That appears to be the business end of a longwall mining system.

 

[islandman]

Looks a bit like the M.A.S.S. device from G.I. Joe.

 

[butters]

What's an ass-bulb?

Show me yours.

a: a light-bulb some dimwit crams up their rectum
b: a squidgy rubber bulb with nozzle (like a douche)- used to insert and apply liquid/cream/whatever

i don't have any. i see no point in wasting a lightbulb where no-one's gonna see its light, and i don't need to cram gunk up my patinka for the jollies. a cock is one thing, ass-bulbs quite another.

 

[islandman]

Patinka?

 

[Fata Morgana]

a: a light-bulb some dimwit crams up their rectum
b: a squidgy rubber bulb with nozzle (like a douche)- used to insert and apply liquid/cream/whatever

i don't have any. i see no point in wasting a lightbulb where no-one's gonna see its light, and i don't need to cram gunk up my patinka for the jollies. a cock is one thing, ass-bulbs quite another.

Folks shove bulbs up their arses? I have all on changing the fuckers in lamps. When I was a kid my mum had this creepy red sacred heart one...that's given me a disturbing visual.

 

[butters]

Folks shove bulbs up their arses? I have all on changing the fuckers in lamps. When I was a kid my mum had this creepy red sacred heart one...that's given me a disturbing visual.

i know, right? what are they thinking? and if it breaks . . . oh shit.

yes, that really does sound creepy. a bit Carrie

*shudders*


i need to shut the window now, i'm all goosey

 

[butters]

this thread has nightmarish qualities
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6987065088/hE8C76607/

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm sure the controls aren't that complicated, size doesn't matter as long as they aren't aimed at you.

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Looks a bit like the M.A.S.S. device from G.I. Joe.

Children of the 80's unite.