LADIES: Doggystyle Questions

[HornyTroy]

1.How old were you when you were first did doggystyle?

2.How old was he?

3.Where did he cum?

4.When doing doggystyle do you like being on all fours, laying on the bed or couch or something cool i dont even know about?

5.Have you ever had multiple partners alternate doing doggystyle?

6.Do you enjoy doing doggystyle? if so why?

7.Ever let strangers watch?

8.How big is your ass?

9.Whos idea is it usually to do doggystyle?

10.Best doggystyle story?

 

[bronzeage]

Are you planning to turn your research into a sonnet, or are looking at more of an epic format?

 

[butters]

Are you planning to turn your research into a sonnet, or are looking at more of an epic format?

i'm not certain a sonnet would give him enough room to develop his theme of exploration

though a ku might be all he needs

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Does this really merit a reply?

 

[bronzeage]

i'm not certain a sonnet would give him enough room to develop his theme of exploration

though a ku might be all he needs

Elizabeth Barrett Browning could do it.

How do I love thee,
let me count the ways.
I love thee on bended knee,
thy little bitch to be.

It practically writes itself.

Does this really merit a reply?

Considering how many posts a day we get in this forum, a lost 1-post newb who doesn't have a spam link in his sig line is welcome.

I could recite a verse about Old Mother Hubbard and her dog, but I believe it would be a violation of Lit rules.

 

[sr71plt]

Elizabeth Barrett Browning could do it.

How do I love thee,
let me count the ways.
I love thee on bended knee,
thy little bitch to be.

It practically writes itself.

Considering how many posts a day we get in this forum, a lost 1-post newb who doesn't have a spam link in his sig line is welcome.

I could recite a verse about Old Mother Hubbard and her dog, but I believe it would be a violation of Lit rules.

But wouldn't that need to be "I love thee from behind on bended knee"?

 

[bronzeage]

But wouldn't that need to be "I love thee from behind on bended knee"?

That would be Robert Browning's line.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Sadly I would probably answer all the answers truthfully except #8.

 

[bronzeage]

Sadly I would probably answer all the answers truthfully except #8.

All answers must be in some poetic form, but you can use artistic license as needed.

 

[sr71plt]

The Kamasutra calls the position the Greyhound (for those looking for rhyming opportunities).

 

[BiTodd]

put that stray greyhound in the pound.

 

[sr71plt]

Sadly I would probably answer all the answers truthfully except #8.

I think I could answer all of his questions, just as posed, and he'd go into shock.

 

[twelveoone]

1.How old were you when you were first did doggystyle?

2.How old was he?

3.Where did he cum?

4.When doing doggystyle do you like being on all fours, laying on the bed or couch or something cool i dont even know about?

5.Have you ever had multiple partners alternate doing doggystyle?

6.Do you enjoy doing doggystyle? if so why?

7.Ever let strangers watch?

8.How big is your ass?

9.Whos idea is it usually to do doggystyle?

10.Best doggystyle story?

Sir,
Have you considered discussing this with your parents? After all they may have stories to tell, pictures to show. And if nothing else it may give you a clue as to why the family album has been under lock and key. Perhaps even you may have been conceived during a doggie style session. This will help to explain why your first name came to be Rofl.
Now Rofl, it is foolish to post these questionnaires on the internet, as most people on the internet are liars, and you do want honest answers, don't you.The Internet is also crawling with pederasts (50,000 at last count) you don't want to attract their attention do you?
May I suggest an alternate venue. Your local drinking establishment, people are more inclined to talk about these things when they are loosened up so to speak. You will also have a clearer idea of whether it is a male or female answering you. I suggest you lead off with question #8, as a quick glance will give you an indication as to the truthfulness of the rest of the answers.
Let us know how you made out.

 

[butters]

*smirks*

 

[Angeline]

I once had a dog named Shakespeare who had great style. Well, no actually he was kinda dumb and sweet. But everything he did was doggy style.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I think I could answer all of his questions, just as posed, and he'd go into shock.

Lucky then it says ladies.


I crawl onto the ground
In the position of the greyhound
Being penetrated from behind
Makes me blow my mind
Everytime.

 

[cf23430]

Lucky then it says ladies.


I crawl onto the ground
In the position of the greyhound
Being penetrated from behind
Makes me blow my mind
Everytime.

That is indeed a classic

 

[sr71plt]

Yep, that was nifty.

 

[lovecraft68]

or something cool i dont even know about?

How about doing it doggy style through the bars of the dog crate she's shoved in?

she being a woman of course, bestiality is a no-no here.

 

[Scentofawoman]

That is indeed a classic

Well you are a bit biased...

Yep, that was nifty.

Lol! Haven't had nifty in a long time. Neato.. Thanks. It was bothering me that I couldn't come up with a poem for Doggiestyle





Oh Mr. Fool! Turn out a poem will you?

 

[Niam1985]

Lucky then it says ladies.


I crawl onto the ground
In the position of the greyhound
Being penetrated from behind
Makes me blow my mind
Everytime.

Oh, brilliantly amusing.Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[The_Fool]

I've always wondered
why she loved the necklaces
tight on her neck.
It did wonders
for accentuating curves
I loved to caress
with tongue
and fingertips.
One day,
in a fit of anger,
I called her a bitch.
She looked shocked,
turned,
and walked away.
Wordless.
She soon returned,
nude,
with a bedazzled leash
snapped to her necklace.
"If you call me a bitch,
you'd better treat me as one."
She knelt down
in front of me
on hands and knees.
"Just remember,
mistreated dogs sometimes bite."

 

[Scentofawoman]

I've always wondered
why she loved the necklaces
tight on her neck.
It did wonders
for accentuating curves
I loved to caress
with tongue
and fingertips.
One day,
in a fit of anger,
I called her a bitch.
She looked shocked,
turned,
and walked away.
Wordless.
She soon returned,
nude,
with a bedazzled leash
snapped to her necklace.
"If you call me a bitch,
you'd better treat me as one."
She knelt down
in front of me
on hands and knees.
"Just remember,
mistreated dogs sometimes bite."

Yank my chain anytime Mr. Fool.

 

[butters]

I've always wondered
why she loved the necklaces
tight on her neck.
It did wonders
for accentuating curves
I loved to caress
with tongue
and fingertips.
One day,
in a fit of anger,
I called her a bitch.
She looked shocked,
turned,
and walked away.
Wordless.
She soon returned,
nude,
with a bedazzled leash
snapped to her necklace.
"If you call me a bitch,
you'd better treat me as one."
She knelt down
in front of me
on hands and knees.
"Just remember,
mistreated dogs sometimes bite."

snappy little piece, fool! adroit.

 

[HarryHill]

Elizabeth Barrett Browning could do it.

How do I love thee,
let me count the ways.
I love thee on bended knee,
thy little bitch to be.
..
Brilliant!