Ladies: Do you like it shaved clean, trimmed, or bush?

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

Oh testicles! Come out, come out wherever you are!

It's a jungle down there

 

[saintcero]

It's a jungle down there

They are hiding up near his kidneys

 

[luckydino]

Have one ball bushy and the other one bare.

I'll just have to sew his penis back on if it comes off on the waxing strip again.

Ouch

 

[luckydino]

I'm going to start using that in text messages...... Time for your ball-scapping tonight Daddy, buy strong booze

Adds new meaning to the term ‘hitting the sack’

 

[luckydino]

I had a full bush for most of my life. I started manscaping a couple of years ago as a surprise for my wife. She appreciated the effort. Then I went with a close trim (no guard on the blade) with a cordless trimmer, she appreciated that even more. I have since gone to shaving my cock and balls clean and she really likes it. I was recently scheduled for appointment with my dermatologist for a full body check. My wife refuses to allow me to go unshaven prior to the appointment, she said the PA (who is female) who is going to conduct to fill body check "will get to see some righteous manscaping."

Have for many years had a clean shaven & plucked shaft, close trim to the sack, about 5 mm to prevent itching & swear rash, then neatly trimmed 5 to 10mm around blending in to rest of body hair. Never had a complaint. Had to have check up/ultrasound a few years ago & turned out lady doing it was someone I knew from village

 

[saintcero]

Have one ball bushy and the other one bare.

I'll just have to sew his penis back on if it comes off on the waxing strip again.

Obviously joking but it does present a question: is there hair on the shaft? I might have one or two down close to the base. I guess some poor schmuk out there has a forested shaft

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

They are hiding up near his kidneys

They were hiding behind his ears the last time they saw me hacking through the hairy jungle towards them with my machete.

Adds new meaning to the term ‘hitting the sack’

I'll kiss it better later.

Obviously joking but it does present a question: is there hair on the shaft? I might have one or two down close to the base. I guess some poor schmuk out there has a forested shaft

There might be a few. Unless I'm sucking his leg by mistake.

 

[saintcero]

They were hiding behind his ears the last time they saw me hacking through the hairy jungle towards them with my machete.

I'll kiss it better later.

There might be a few. Unless I'm sucking his leg by mistake.

Holy dental floss Batman. How big is he?

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

Holy dental floss Batman. How big is he?

I'm not exactly sure because he always makes me suck it in the dark. It could be a can of Pringles for all I know.

 

[saintcero]

I'm not exactly sure because he always makes me suck it in the dark. It could be a can of Pringles for all I know.

Got it. My condolences

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

Got it. My condolences

He told me that size was average, and that's why I'm such a lucky girl to have his "4 inches of magnificence." Are you saying he's fibbing and that those cans in the picture weren't modelled on the Jackson 5 like he told me they were?

 

[saintcero]

He told me that size was average, and that's why I'm such a lucky girl to have his "4 inches of magnificence." Are you saying he's fibbing and that those cans in the picture weren't modelled on the Jackson 5 like he told me they were?

I have not studied it enough to comment. I can tell you that your initial reference to a Pringles can left me thinking of the standard full size Pringles can. That thought left me with some serious inadequacy issues. I got defensive and found the photo of the small cans just to sooth my damaged psyche. Good thing I nailed the wife this morning before the can comparisons began.

 

[saintcero]

He told me that size was average, and that's why I'm such a lucky girl to have his "4 inches of magnificence." Are you saying he's fibbing and that those cans in the picture weren't modelled on the Jackson 5 like he told me they were?

He told me that size was average, and that's why I'm such a lucky girl to have his "4 inches of magnificence." Are you saying he's fibbing and that those cans in the picture weren't modelled on the Jackson 5 like he told me they were?

Tito Jackson definitely modeled for the banana flavored Pringles can.

 

[emme8]

Trimmed or waxed.
Shaved is itchy and too much hair interferes when I am licking and sucking your balls

 

[luckydino]

Trimmed or waxed.
Shaved is itchy and too much hair interferes when I am licking and sucking your balls

Have for many years had a clean shaven & plucked shaft, close trim to the sack, about 5 mm to prevent itching & swear rash, then neatly trimmed 5 to 10mm around blending in to rest of body hair. Never had a complaint.

Totally agree! See my earlier response above..

 

[Bbl87]

Trimmed is what the wife prefers.

 

[Dashabout]

I prefer trimmed males and women any way they come to the party. I'm bushy myself but trim to keep the jungle at bay.

 

[simplelogic1]

I try to stay totally smooth

 

[Justhappytobealive]

Me too…. I like to make sure that others are not distracted by constantly picking at there teeth.

 

[Filipinawife]

Hubby likes it trimmed

 

[Justhappytobealive]

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[litalicious]

I like when at least some effort has been made lol.

 

[Treeview]

I prefer trimmed but it's far from a deal breaker

Trimmed tummy...shaved below

 

[womaneater58]

I am always completely shaved smooth and prefer my women the same but, I wouldn't turn her away over some hair.

 

[ycym]

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That's how it should be.