Ladies Confess Your Embarrassing Masturbation Stories!

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So i saw a thread here called "Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories! " so i thought i would start one for us ladies! :)
 
So i saw a thread here called "Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories! " so i thought i would start one for us ladies! :)

We always rent a beach house with my wife's family. The house is on the water with no neighbors, so we always leave the windows and blinds open. One night while I was out with my brother in laws my wife was masturbating. She really gets into it putting on quite the show when I'm around.

After having multiple orgasms she went into the bathroom to pee not turning the light on. Hearing a noise on the deck she looked out to see her 3 nephews standing outside the bedroom window with their hard cocks still sticking out of their pants.
 
We always rent a beach house with my wife's family. The house is on the water with no neighbors, so we always leave the windows and blinds open. One night while I was out with my brother in laws my wife was masturbating. She really gets into it putting on quite the show when I'm around.

After having multiple orgasms she went into the bathroom to pee not turning the light on. Hearing a noise on the deck she looked out to see her 3 nephews standing outside the bedroom window with their hard cocks still sticking out of their pants.

now that is hot and a great wife
 
One time my step-brother walked in on me. I was naked in bed rubbing my tight little achy pussy. I tried to play it down but I knew he knew. He never said a word about it.
 
It's not my story, but I suppose it's worth retelling. An ex once told me how he and a then gf slept together one night in the top bunk in her dorm room. During the night, her roommate came home and went to sleep alone in her bottom bunk. In the morning, my ex's gf hopped out of her bunk and went to take a shower. Well, as soon as she was out of the room, the roommate proceeded to vigorously masturbate in the lower bunk. She had no idea that there was a guy a few feet above her. The bed was shaking and there were wet squishy sounds and repeated whispered exclamations of "Fuck me, fuck me..." My ex could have made his presence known, but instead he kept silent and motionless and hard as a rock. It wasn't long before he heard a stifled moan of orgasm and then silence. His gf eventually returned from the shower, and he apparently signaled her to not talk. While she got dressed, he slipped off the bunk and saw the roommate on her side sleeping (or pretending to sleep). He got dressed in silence and got out before the roommate was aware that he was there. He swore his gf to secrecy when he told her what happened. He said that as far as he could tell from dealing with her after the incident, the roommate never had a clue he was there.
 
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That's so hot BG!

I haven't told this one before because it just happened a couple of weeks ago and I didn't want the guy to possibly figure out who it was if he happens to be a member or a lurker on here.

Short version:

I was riding my sybbie for the first time in months and OMG was I ever having a wonderful time! :D

But before I went totally over the edge the doorbell rang. I froze and turned my sybbie off (they're pretty loud and have a pretty distinctive sound for those of you who haven't heard one in action before)

The doorbell rang again so I got up and peaked outside my bedroom window. There was a delivery truck in front of our house (I won't say which service - so don't ask). Normally, they ring once and if I don't answer they just leave whatever it is they're delivering.

Of course, not this time though - which meant whatever it was needed to be signed for. Ugh, right?

So I go downstairs in what amounts to my pj's and he rings the doorbell a third time. I literally shout "I'm coming!" which puts a huge guilty smile on my face just as I open the door.

Of course it's one of the regular (rather cute) drivers who normally I chat with and as I'm signing for one of my husband's wine club shipments, I catch a reflection of myself in our glass screen door. My hair's a mess, I'm barefoot, in a full body sweat and my nipples are as hard as bullets.

I asked if he'd mind carrying the case of wine inside for me. He didn't. Then we had an awkward pause, I briefly thought about confessing what I had been doing when he rang the bell but just said 'thanks' instead. He said 'no problem' and 'have a nice day' or something like that.

After he left I locked the door and went back upstairs grinning to myself the whole time wondering what he must of been thinking.

Then I hopped back on my sybbie, turned her back on (slowly at first) and probably about five minutes after the delivery guy left had like six or seven of my biggest toe curling orgasms of the year so far!
 
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It's not my story, but I suppose it's worth retelling. An ex once told me how he and a then gf slept together one night in the top bunk in her dorm room. During the night, her roommate came home and went to sleep alone in her bottom bunk. In the morning, my ex's gf hop out of her bunk and went to take a shower. Well, as soon as she was out of the room, the roommate proceeded to vigorously masturbate in the lower bunk. She had no idea that there was a guy a few feet above her. The bed was shaking and there were wet squishy sounds and repeated whispered exclamations of "Fuck me, fuck me..." My ex could have made his presence known, but instead he kept silent and motionless and hard as a rock. It wasn't long before he heard a stifled moan of orgasm and then silence. His gf eventually returned from the shower, and he apparently signaled her to not talk. While she got dressed, he slipped off the bunk and saw the roommate on her side sleeping (or pretending to sleep). He got dressed in silence and got out before the roommate was aware that he was there. He swore his gf to secrecy when he told her what happened. He said that as far as he could tell from dealing with her after the incident, the roommate never had a clue he was there.
so hot indeed!
 
Then I hopped back on my sybbie, turned her back on (slowly at first) and probably about five minutes after the delivery guy left had like six or seven of my biggest toe curling orgasms of the year so far! - Liz Vegas...... (see above)

So Liz..what do you sound like when you are all alone and rocking out multiple orgasms...I mean are you a moaner, screamer, screecher, a panter, spouting dirty words to let it all go? WHEW.....just wanted to know....;)
 
That's so hot BG!

I haven't told this one before because it just happened a couple of weeks ago and I didn't want the guy to possibly figure out who it was if he happens to be a member or a lurker on here.

Short version:

I was riding my sybbie for the first time in months and OMG was I ever having a wonderful time! :D

But before I went totally over the edge the doorbell rang. I froze and turned my sybbie off (they're pretty loud and have a pretty distinctive sound for those of you who haven't heard one in action before)

The doorbell rang again so I got up and peaked outside my bedroom window. There was a delivery truck in front of our house (I won't say which service - so don't ask). Normally, they ring once and if I don't answer they just leave whatever it is they're delivering.

Of course, not this time though - which meant whatever it was needed to be signed for. Ugh, right?

So I go downstairs in what amounts to my pj's and he rings the doorbell a third time. I literally shout "I'm coming!" which puts a huge guilty smile on my face just as I open the door.

Of course it's one of the regular (rather cute) drivers who normally I chat with and as I'm signing for one of my husband's wine club shipments, I catch a reflection of myself in our glass screen door. My hair's a mess, I'm barefoot, in a full body sweat and my nipples are as hard as bullets.

I asked if he'd mind carrying the case of wine inside for me. He didn't. Then we had an awkward pause, I briefly thought about confessing what I had been doing when he rang the bell but just said 'thanks' instead. He said 'no problem' and 'have a nice day' or something like that.

After he left I locked the door and went back upstairs grinning to myself the whole time wondering what he must of been thinking.

Then I hopped back on my sybbie, turned her back on (slowly at first) and probably about five minutes after the delivery guy left had like six or seven of my biggest toe curling orgasms of the year so far!

PERVERT! 😉
 
I once fell asleep masturbating when I was home alone and my parents were out. I guess I was maybe 16. I fell asleep on my bed with no covers over me and my hand in my panties. I woke up with my parents in the room. I guess they must have got home and called for me but got no response so they came to see if I was in my room. I suppose there is a very (very) slim chance they might not have known what I was doing, but it was pretty obvious. When I woke up I just took my hand out of my panties and rolled onto my side to pretend to be going back to sleep and they just left the room. It was never mentioned by any of us again.
 
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This thread had way too short of a run and needs a bump. There has to be more great stories from the Ladies.

I'm not a lady and this isn't quite the same, but... We live in a neighborhood with moderate sized yards (1-2 acres) that is somewhat in the country so it gets pretty dark at night. One night I was walking through my back yard cleaning up some after we had a bonfire with some friends. My neighbor has a hot tub and I could hear the water bubbling. Just as I got about as walking past where the hot tub was, I was treated to the erotic sounds of my female neighbor having a very loud and intense orgasm. Her husband was out of town, so I know it was a solo session. I've often wondered if she used the water jets.
 
It's not my story, but I suppose it's worth retelling. An ex once told me how he and a then gf slept together one night in the top bunk in her dorm room. During the night, her roommate came home and went to sleep alone in her bottom bunk. In the morning, my ex's gf hopped out of her bunk and went to take a shower. Well, as soon as she was out of the room, the roommate proceeded to vigorously masturbate in the lower bunk. She had no idea that there was a guy a few feet above her. The bed was shaking and there were wet squishy sounds and repeated whispered exclamations of "Fuck me, fuck me..." My ex could have made his presence known, but instead he kept silent and motionless and hard as a rock. It wasn't long before he heard a stifled moan of orgasm and then silence. His gf eventually returned from the shower, and he apparently signaled her to not talk. While she got dressed, he slipped off the bunk and saw the roommate on her side sleeping (or pretending to sleep). He got dressed in silence and got out before the roommate was aware that he was there. He swore his gf to secrecy when he told her what happened. He said that as far as he could tell from dealing with her after the incident, the roommate never had a clue he was there.

I forgot writing this post. I remember him telling me this story and wondering about how embarrassing it all could have been. Imagine if he waited until she came and then loudly said, "Hey, that was pretty hot!" What in the world would have been her reaction? I did get him to admit to pleasuring himself in the shower as soon as he possibly could.
 
As an adult...

I once was house sitting for a friend. It was hot, and so the door was open and the screen door was closed. Nothing had been happening for a while and it was the middle of the day. I started watching porn and began touching myself. After a while I was lost in the sensations of my body, the images, and the sounds. Then I heard a rapping at the door and the call out "UPS, Package!".
I scrambled to get up and put my skirt back on while stopping the stream from my laptop, and I answered the door blushing.
 
So i saw a thread here called "Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories! " so i thought i would start one for us ladies! :)

I was wondering when someone follow up that idea with this even better one! :)

Hmmm...so many … I'll have to think ….
 
We always rent a beach house with my wife's family. The house is on the water with no neighbors, so we always leave the windows and blinds open. One night while I was out with my brother in laws my wife was masturbating. She really gets into it putting on quite the show when I'm around.

After having multiple orgasms she went into the bathroom to pee not turning the light on. Hearing a noise on the deck she looked out to see her 3 nephews standing outside the bedroom window with their hard cocks still sticking out of their pants.

Did she have any followup with the nephews, or is that too taboo??
 
Hi

I have a suction sex toy which I stick on my bedroom wall near my pillows now and again. I'd used it but forgot to take it off the wall and went to work. The window cleaner was due that day. Lol. I get them knowing looks everytime I see him now 😊👄
 
I have a suction sex toy which I stick on my bedroom wall near my pillows now and again. I'd used it but forgot to take it off the wall and went to work. The window cleaner was due that day. Lol. I get them knowing looks everytime I see him now 😊👄

My wife had hers stuck to the rail of the tub, and forgot it there after her shower. Some friends of ours came over for dinner and ended up using the restroom, though they never said anything I walked into the bathroom and there it was in plain sight for someone to ride.
 
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Nothing really but was visiting Sydney earlier in the year and went to the nude beach on the harbour for a little sun while the in-laws had the kids. I was talking with a friend on the phone and reached down and scratched a little itch. And again. Wasn't quite getting it so ran a finger through to get everything all straightened out. I was a little wet and might have pushed it around a little. I popped my finger in my mouth as I hung up the phone and looked over and saw a bunch of mums grinning at me. One blew me a kiss so was completely busted.
Nothing major really, but those grins and the air kiss still keep on flashing back.
 
Nothing really but was visiting Sydney earlier in the year and went to the nude beach on the harbour for a little sun while the in-laws had the kids. I was talking with a friend on the phone and reached down and scratched a little itch. And again. Wasn't quite getting it so ran a finger through to get everything all straightened out. I was a little wet and might have pushed it around a little. I popped my finger in my mouth as I hung up the phone and looked over and saw a bunch of mums grinning at me. One blew me a kiss so was completely busted.
Nothing major really, but those grins and the air kiss still keep on flashing back.

Aussies are so friendly....I hoped you waved.
 
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