Ladies and gents, I present you with...

[RawHumor]

I'm sorry... I don't mean to get paternal on you.

 

[Amperage]

Good luck!
Get fucked, but work him up a bit...he'll be back for more.

 

[lighterman75]

*Clears throat and prepares best west country accent* Proper jobbb. Note: I do not expect anyone not from the UK to understand this.

Lovely drop of ale that

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Good luck!
Get fucked, but work him up a bit...he'll be back for more.

Sadly not tonight >.< fucker had some trouble moving house (today) and he didn't have time tonight. I'm giving him another chance but if he flakes out again I'm gone.

 

[deft]

Sadly not tonight >.< fucker had some trouble moving house (today) and he didn't have time tonight. I'm giving him another chance but if he flakes out again I'm gone.

The fella's bleedin' mad. Grrrr!!!!

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

The fella's bleedin' mad. Grrrr!!!!

aww, thanks you

 

[ShyGuy68]

Sadly not tonight >.< fucker had some trouble moving house (today) and he didn't have time tonight. I'm giving him another chance but if he flakes out again I'm gone.

That's so crazy, who could turn down a date with you!

 

[RawHumor]

Sadly not tonight >.< fucker had some trouble moving house (today) and he didn't have time tonight. I'm giving him another chance but if he flakes out again I'm gone.

So real life obligations interfered with him being social?

That bastard!

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

So real life obligations interfered with him being social?

That bastard!

Hey now, hush down. I'm just a little pissed and sad I didn't get to see him, I completely understand why take your facetious-yness elsewhare

 

[RawHumor]

I entertain me, at the very least.

 

[TwistingEther]

Not even considering it for the moment I think if I got into a heavier relationship with a guy, I wouldn't want to risk upsetting him...but that's a conversation for another time.

I only wish[/] I had a girlfriend that was an exhibitionist. I'd be breaking out the camera every chance I could.

 

[juan tractor]

I only wish[/] I had a girlfriend that was an exhibitionist. I'd be breaking out the camera every chance I could.

...and, alphabetically, i'd be breaking out my dick soon after the camera...

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

...and, alphabetically, i'd be breaking out my dick soon after the camera...

Why not at the same time? That could be pretty hot.

I only wish[/] I had a girlfriend that was an exhibitionist. I'd be breaking out the camera every chance I could.

I need a guy who's gonna be filthy in bed, a gentleman out of it and have a stupid sense of humour, like me. Who won't turn out to be a complete dick. Those ones are few and far between.

I entertain me, at the very least.

Me too.

 

[k_m_d_]

I need a guy who's gonna be filthy in bed, a gentleman out of it and have a stupid sense of humour, like me. Who won't turn out to be a complete dick. Those ones are few and far between.

Emphasis on it being far between us. ;_;

 

[Superman2008]

I need a guy who's gonna be filthy in bed, a gentleman out of it and have a stupid sense of humour, like me. Who won't turn out to be a complete dick. Those ones are few and far between.


Well... that's me in a nutshell

 

[RawHumor]

I need a guy who's gonna be filthy in bed, a gentleman out of it and have a stupid sense of humour, like me. Who won't turn out to be a complete dick. Those ones are few and far between.

There are a few of us around, though probably not real close to you.

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

There are a few of us around, though probably not real close to you.

I know. It's such a bloody shame.

 

[lighterman75]

Why not at the same time? That could be pretty hot.



I need a guy who's gonna be filthy in bed, a gentleman out of it and have a stupid sense of humour, like me. Who won't turn out to be a complete dick. Those ones are few and far between.



Me too.

Do those men actually exist? They are one of: gay, married, or me, and I'm not as filthy in bed as my mind tells me I am.
Good luck finding him
If he has a sister, let us know....

 

[RawHumor]

I know. It's such a bloody shame.

If I weren't old enough to be your father, I'd offer to host you for an American tour.

 

[deft]

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Haha, so here is a photo from real lyfe, brah.

But seriously, I went out the other night and this is just a generic club photo. It has gone through the censoring process in my highly technical editing software in order to protect their modesty and my face like. And yes, I have friends with assorted skin tones.
I may take this down shortly if it feels too stooopid but for the moment:

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a564/calypso0576/LCC_zps1d685cb7.jpg

 

[CarnalGerund]

Haha, so here is a photo from real lyfe, brah.

But seriously, I went out the other night and this is just a generic club photo. It has gone through the censoring process in my highly technical editing software in order to protect their modesty and my face like. And yes, I have friends with assorted skin tones.
I may take this down shortly if it feels too stooopid but for the moment:

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a564/calypso0576/LCC_zps1d685cb7.jpg

Disco ball?

 

[deft]

I love it! Skillz!

 

[SmackmeHarder31]

Don't make me pull a pouty face >.<

If I weren't old enough to be your father, I'd offer to host you for an American tour.

Ooh, what would this involve? Other than touring?

Do those men actually exist? They are one of: gay, married, or me, and I'm not as filthy in bed as my mind tells me I am.
Good luck finding him
If he has a sister, let us know....

Haha, I like to think I'm a good person but pretty dirty. Does this mean, if I don't want to date an absolute wanker, that I'm always gonna be filthier than the guy I date?
Oh man that'd suck.

 

[RawHumor]

Ooh, what would this involve? Other than touring?

LOL

I figured you could use a place to stay now and then. I'm sure there are 100's of US guys who'd love to put you up for a night or two.

If you needed a home base of operations, I was offering.