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Henry
In some ways, this had been a total bust. What sort of news story can you make about a nude argument involving the president's daughter? Now if there'd been anyone else in the room, it might be a different story. Still, not only did we see it, we got it on tape! Maybe with a little research, we could build a story around the tape.
I grinned like a schoolboy and looked over at Sam. "I got it all on tape...sweet, cute Jenna Bush - drunk and naked." No coincidence that I was looking at Sam while thinking about sweet, cute, naked girls.
She glanced away for a moment, and when she couldn't get KC's attention, she leaned close to my ear. "I'll bet you could make a killing over the internet with that tape..."
I stopped smiling. Thoughts ran through my mind. The smile came back, even bigger. I leapt up from my seat and exclaimed, "Sam! You're a genius! We could get so rich! We'll have to be careful how we do it, but I know the right people for this sort of job."
I grabbed both her hands and pulled her up to give her a big, tight hug. Very distracting, even with the image of Jenna dancing in my head still. I broke the hug with the still-surprised Sam and gave her a quick but strong smacker right on the lips. I started singing softly to myself, "If I were a rich man...yadda-deedle-didle-deedle-didle-deedle-didle-dum!"
In some ways, this had been a total bust. What sort of news story can you make about a nude argument involving the president's daughter? Now if there'd been anyone else in the room, it might be a different story. Still, not only did we see it, we got it on tape! Maybe with a little research, we could build a story around the tape.
I grinned like a schoolboy and looked over at Sam. "I got it all on tape...sweet, cute Jenna Bush - drunk and naked." No coincidence that I was looking at Sam while thinking about sweet, cute, naked girls.
She glanced away for a moment, and when she couldn't get KC's attention, she leaned close to my ear. "I'll bet you could make a killing over the internet with that tape..."
I stopped smiling. Thoughts ran through my mind. The smile came back, even bigger. I leapt up from my seat and exclaimed, "Sam! You're a genius! We could get so rich! We'll have to be careful how we do it, but I know the right people for this sort of job."
I grabbed both her hands and pulled her up to give her a big, tight hug. Very distracting, even with the image of Jenna dancing in my head still. I broke the hug with the still-surprised Sam and gave her a quick but strong smacker right on the lips. I started singing softly to myself, "If I were a rich man...yadda-deedle-didle-deedle-didle-deedle-didle-dum!"