Krc Down, Who's Next.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I can spot a bastard at 600 yards, like a Kentucky shooter can spot a squirrel at the same distance. For years I assumed KRC was male and an asshole.

So who's the next scandal candidate and front page news on the GB TIMES?


And the winner is ( doing the Vulcan mind-meld):

BRONZEAGE

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bronzie was so precious in the McCain race. He assured us that Obama was spouting rhetoric that he did not actually believe despite any and all evidence produced to his Marxist roots. It reminds me of how so many people want to believe that a few radicals do not besmirch an entire religion, but a few radical abortion voices can reflect a whole party...

:nods:

But, I think he's real. He just believes that a few outliers on the right define the right while a few outliers on the left do not mean that the President is an out and out liar.

 

[subdued_passion]

Mr. Johnson I'm beginning to think you're not as deranged as you would like some to believe.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mr. Johnson I'm beginning to think you're not as deranged as you would like some to believe.

He is.


Trust me on this one...

 

[subdued_passion]

He is.


Trust me on this one...

I am President of the (1 member, that member is JBJ) fan club and I say he isn't.

Before you argue that a woman cannot be president, I'd like to state that the good people of the GB have declared me a dude and hence I CAN be president.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

BACK! BACK!


Dude looks like a lady!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

He is.


Trust me on this one...

I'm Percy the Scarlet Pimpernel.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just knew you were a cape and tights kinda guy!





Wanna join me in some show tunes?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PSWGNW2fLw

YOURE ON.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough

I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

 

[bronzeage]

I can spot a bastard at 600 yards, like a Kentucky shooter can spot a squirrel at the same distance. For years I assumed KRC was male and an asshole.

So who's the next scandal candidate and front page news on the GB TIMES?


And the winner is ( doing the Vulcan mind-meld):

BRONZEAGE

I never claimed to be more than a bastard. It's other people who elevated me to the status of LitGod, and I am very appreciative. It shows a competent and confident man can speak the truth and recognize those who cannot. If that hurts, no one regrets it more than you.

You're welcome to drop in anytime and we'll have lunch. If you think your car can make the trip. I don't judge, but I freely give my opinion.

 

[Recidiva]

You're like a psychic who claims to be 100% right.

You're 100% right 3% of the time.

You always bet on the same things, that everyone's an asshole.

You will be 100% right when the next asshole goes down for it, but you will be wrong the 97% of the time when you claim every single human being is an asshole deserving it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'll go on record by saying

Jeninflorida

will be the next female poster discovered to have functioning testicles and a testosterone level higher than AJ.

 

[MNGuy]

I say Mike Yates is a emo tween girl.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You're like a psychic who claims to be 100% right.

You're 100% right 3% of the time.

You always bet on the same things, that everyone's an asshole.

You will be 100% right when the next asshole goes down for it, but you will be wrong the 97% of the time when you claim every single human being is an asshole deserving it.

I'm always right about people. ALWAYS. Takes me 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing, and you don't even gotta say much.

I was watching my neighbor this morning. I saw her walk across the yard and knew immediately that she's getting laid. She moved in 2 months ago after her husband died. But now she walks different. She has the gait of a woman who's getting laid.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I'll go on record by saying

Jeninflorida

will be the next female poster discovered to have functioning testicles and a testosterone level higher than AJ.

^^^This

Also, I'm still laughing!

 

[Recidiva]

I'm always right about people. ALWAYS. Takes me 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing, and you don't even gotta say much.

I was watching my neighbor this morning. I saw her walk across the yard and knew immediately that she's getting laid. She moved in 2 months ago after her husband died. But now she walks different. She has the gait of a woman who's getting laid.

Wow, normally you have to buy a dime novel from the 50s to get insight that clear. Are you also in black and white literally instead of figuratively?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Wow, normally you have to buy a dime novel from the 50s to get insight that clear. Are you also in black and white literally instead of figuratively?

I spent a career observing people and tagging them. Like, if you cross your feet a certain way I know if you sleep with married men. People give it up in a 1000 ways. Its instinctual.

Remember this the next time someone you don't know creeps you out merely walking by you.

 

[Recidiva]

I spent a career observing people and tagging them. Like, if you cross your feet a certain way I know if you sleep with married men. People give it up in a 1000 ways. Its instinctual.

Remember this the next time someone you don't know creeps you out merely walking by you.

Yes, I have that sense and it's helpful.

It is also, like other senses, occasionally wrong and needs thinky bits and other input to balance.

Having good radar is nice, but you also have to let reality speak sometimes instead of your amygdala.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm always right about people. ALWAYS. Takes me 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing, and you don't even gotta say much.

I was watching my neighbor this morning. I saw her walk across the yard and knew immediately that she's getting laid. She moved in 2 months ago after her husband died. But now she walks different. She has the gait of a woman who's getting laid.

I spent a career observing people and tagging them. Like, if you cross your feet a certain way I know if you sleep with married men. People give it up in a 1000 ways. Its instinctual.

Remember this the next time someone you don't know creeps you out merely walking by you.

If it were any one else I'd find ^^^this stuff creepy. But JBJ, you...

 

[KingOrfeo]

I might as well fess up . . . I am neither male nor female. We do not have those sexes on my home planet.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yes, I have that sense and it's helpful.

It is also, like other senses, occasionally wrong and needs thinky bits and other input to balance.

Having good radar is nice, but you also have to let reality speak sometimes instead of your amygdala.

Let me say this: I feel no fear or anxiety. I literally have no aptitude for or awareness of such a sense. So I have to work-around it with an intense sensitivity to the expression of fear in others. Their reaction is how I know to get the fuck outta Dodge.

Years ago I was a fireman, and the prefect guy to keep a gas tank cool during a fire. The fear of an explosion creeped my associates out, but not me.

So I'm aware of realitys worth.

And I'm a Kentucky sharpshooter when it comes to people.

 

[Cade Is Here]

I called krc out a couple years back. Right away the time that the ladyfunk alt was exposed.

We should finally wipe out all of the alts surrounding irezumikiss. There are a few posted already.

 

[DouchieMcDouche]

I never claimed to be more than a bastard. It's other people who elevated me to the status of LitGod, and I am very appreciative. It shows a competent and confident man can speak the truth and recognize those who cannot. If that hurts, no one regrets it more than you.

You're welcome to drop in anytime and we'll have lunch. If you think your car can make the trip. I don't judge, but I freely give my opinion.

You have gotten better. At least you're not a total sell out to the women here as you were once,

 

[Cade Is Here]

You have gotten better. At least you're not a total sell out to the women here as you were once,

Wow, I have this username on ignore..