DevilishTexan
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Is Tank still missing in action?marksgirl said:Well while we are wishin' in one hand and shittin' in the other I'll take a million dollars!![]()
Cause I'm not afraid of a road trip.

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Is Tank still missing in action?marksgirl said:Well while we are wishin' in one hand and shittin' in the other I'll take a million dollars!![]()
DevilishTexan said:And I'd even go so far as to buy it. Nowadays I could probably write it off.
But I want a leisurely, long, lavish cock worship. Thats right. I just wanna kick back, arms behind my head while some buxom beauty gets on her knees and blows me to paradise. And I want it with all the trimmngs.
Slow, teasing licks. Playful nips. Dirty talk. Take one gently, take the other, take both. Take it all the way down. Then grab on tight and finish me off with enthusiastic gusto.
Make me wanna spend money.![]()
Seems like ya can't find that anywhere anymore.
Show me.Cathleen said:Yeah but sometimes it's just so freeing to not expect the outcome. You can let loose. We get better with age, at least we think so, the heck with the rest of them.
Oh no he is at home now (active duty is over), he had drill weekend this weekend but again he's home now. I'd say hey come on up except right now I have a "Full House", my son is now out of the Army also and he and his daughter are staying with us right now...my house is like a three ring circus right now...I shit you not!DevilishTexan said:Is Tank still missing in action?
Cause I'm not afraid of a road trip.![]()
And we so don't need them watching. Talk about creepy!marksgirl said:Oh no he is at home now (active duty is over), he had drill weekend this weekend but again he's home now. I'd say hey come on up except right now I have a "Full House", my son is now out of the Army also and he and his daughter are staying with us right now...my house is like a three ring circus right now...I shit you not!![]()
Bingo!DevilishTexan said:And we so don't need them watching. Talk about creepy!
But on the other hand maybe it'll finally get him to go out and buy some man panties to wear for her.marksgirl said:Bingo!![]()
When is the next blue moon? Is hell fixin' to freeze over? Are we wishin & shittin' again?DevilishTexan said:But on the other hand maybe it'll finally get him to go out and buy some man panties to wear for her.
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Ya know I don't think I've ever shit and wished.marksgirl said:When is the next blue moon? Is hell fixin' to freeze over? Are we wishin & shittin' again?![]()
You have never been shittin' and wishin' it didn't smell so bad?DevilishTexan said:Ya know I don't think I've ever shit and wished.
Except for maybe wishing my ass could get done. Or wishing my host dropped some cash on better tp.
But thats 'bout it.
Believe it or not I am quite fragrant. I mean no ya wouldn't wanna bottle it and start a huge marketing campaign but it could possibly make you comment favorably.marksgirl said:You have never been shittin' and wishin' it didn't smell so bad?![]()
My shit don't stink...just ask Tank!DevilishTexan said:Believe it or not I am quite fragrant. I mean no ya wouldn't wanna bottle it and start a huge marketing campaign but it could possibly make you comment favorably.
Only good things could come from that ass.marksgirl said:My shit don't stink...just ask Tank!![]()
Uh uhhhh.VermilionSkye said:you are such a naughty man
DevilishTexan said:And I'd even go so far as to buy it. Nowadays I could probably write it off.
But I want a leisurely, long, lavish cock worship. Thats right. I just wanna kick back, arms behind my head while some buxom beauty gets on her knees and blows me to paradise. And I want it with all the trimmngs.
Slow, teasing licks. Playful nips. Dirty talk. Take one gently, take the other, take both. Take it all the way down. Then grab on tight and finish me off with enthusiastic gusto.
Make me wanna spend money.![]()
Seems like ya can't find that anywhere anymore.
I'd prefer an entire thread of womens names and numbers looking for it.rosco rathbone said:There's a whole thread about it.
Nothing better.