Knock It Off, Vetteman!

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JAMESBJOHNSON

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Every time you get on this board and embarrass its mob of dope guzzling lib-tards my IGGY list grows. I spend more time deleting fools than contemplating your sage wisdom.
 
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Jimmy B Caps finally arrives in comedyland
 
Every time you get on this board and embarrass its mob of dope guzzling lib-tards my IGGY list grows. I spend more time deleting fools than contemplating your sage wisdom.

Every time you add someone to iggy, Lit's collective IQ increases five points.
 
Late at night, Butters prays to the government to watch over his friends and family. He asks Obama for a puppy.

Later, the blond-haired boy confesses his sins at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV), where he tells the confused clerk that he has already said fifty “Pledges of Allegiance” and one hundred “My Country ’Tis of Thees” — and watched “America’s Got Talent” twice. The government worker rids himself of the young pest by telling Butters to sing James Brown’s “Living in America” a thousand times for penance.


Okay, that's funny.


I'm way behind on South Park.
 
Okay, that's funny.


I'm way behind on South Park.

He prays to the government and asks Obama for a puppy...


"Why are you here?"

"To get some money."

"What kind of money?"

"Obama money."

"Where's it coming from?

"Obama."

"And where did Obama get it?"

"I don't know... his stash, I don't know. I don't know where he got it from, but he's givin' it t'us to help us. We love him. That's why we voted for him... Obama! Obama!"
 
The Comedy Central show's season premiere Wednesday focused on Cartman's battle with the NSA's domestic spying program. Along the way, show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker debuted a "new" social media platform called Shitter that sends your every thought directly onto the Internet.

An animated Baldwin (voiced by Bill Hader) is chosen as the platform's celebrity spokesman, a chance for South Park to tee up some stinging commentary about Baldwin's outbursts.

We see Baldwin blaming his homophobic rants on his thumbs, so he slices them off to stop him from sharing more anti-gay comments. Instead, he joins Shitter, and moments later he's calling random people "faggots" and other derogatory terms.

South Park even calls out the media, and Baldwin's new employer MSNBC, to task for letting his ugly verbal attacks slide. Here is Baldwin announcing his new gig:

"Welcome to my new show on MSNBC, 'Free Pass with Alec Baldwin.'"
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2013/09/26/south-park-alec-baldwin
 
Gaia, forgive, and we shall all sing James Brown’s “Living in America” a thousand times for penance.


Out of time.


And off key.
 
Super highwys, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel
How does it feel

When theres no destination-that's too far
And somewhere on the way, you might find out who you are

Livin' in America-eye to eye, station to station
Livin' in America-hand to hand,across the nation
Livin in America-got to have a celebration

Rock my soul
 
Livin in America-hit me
Livin in America-yeah,
I walk in and out
Livin' in America

I live in America-state lines,
gonna make the prime, that
I live in America-hey
I know what it means, I

Livin' in America...
Livin' in America- hit me now, eye to eye, station to station
Livin' in America
Livin' in America-I feel good!


*segway*

I knew that I would.
So good! So good!
I got you babe!
I feel nice, sugar and spice...
 
I think not. It seems I'm significant enough to have successfully garnered your undivided contempt, hatred, and pity. You might not be aware that being so decorated by you has it's positives, and conveys no little prestige. :col:

You are not getting undivided contempt, hatred or pity, you are getting only pity and even in that you must share: I feel pity for the squirrel I run over on the road, the bug that hits my windshield and the flies that are stuck to the flystrips in the barn. You are in the same class of important as these and strangely enough - in the same class of intellect (although I'd give the squirrel 60/40 on beating you).
 
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