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Ugh. Only if it's Stinking Bishop.

I have never encountered a hot priest. As a kid our priest was a tall hawk of a man who was terrifying and if he caught any of us talking in Mass he'd hurl his stick at you. He was exceptionally terrifying in confession, very accusatory and barked questions. I stopped going in my teens I think, hated it. The last priest I had owt to do with buried my dad and he was a bit of prick. He kept making this funny noise at the back of his throat during the requiem mass, I suspect he was possessed. His name was Father Higgins and was very offended when I asked if he was Irish. Cunt.

Nuns are horrible.
i was going to reply to your op along these lines... never had a priest fantasy because every priest and vicar/pastor i've ever met were really NOT fantasy material

i bet you see ollie reed in a frikkin' dog collar
*woof woof* not THAT kind of collar, a churchy one
 
Butters The Self Righteous & Fata The Notorious Deviant.

Birds of a feather or strange bedfellows?
 
i want the scales of justice in one hand and the sword of damocles in the other. and none of those funky-arsed big shoes.

WTF do you want a sword for? its porn not a snuff movie (unless you have a view on your co-star ?) scales, no problem, shoes - negotiable.
 
WTF do you want a sword for? its porn not a snuff movie (unless you have a view on your co-star ?) scales, no problem, shoes - negotiable.
i snuffed damocles, that's why i have his sword, silly!
 
i snuffed damocles, that's why i have his sword, silly!

Not sure you should have a sword in a movie that you just outed yourself for killing the previous owner of - but - it could be a marketing coup if handled correctly. Go for it, but dont chop off any of the bits needed for the money shots:rolleyes:
 
Not sure you should have a sword in a movie that you just outed yourself for killing the previous owner of - but - it could be a marketing coup if handled correctly. Go for it, but dont chop off any of the bits needed for the money shots:rolleyes:
duh, it's for allegorical qualities. unless i got a bit peeved, of course.

kindasorta of like supergran doing wonderwoman
 
Im considering doing something about a german monk, like a high grade priest. go for the european market and a decent film cast - not ones who murder fellow actors or ones who verbally abuse the fanbase!

might call it ''50 shades of Vater Braun''
 
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