Aglaopheme
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OMG - explode? I hope that no tender bits were harmed in the process lol.
And now I am re-thinking why I haven't written an erotic pastor story in ages...
Is that a fox?!?!
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OMG - explode? I hope that no tender bits were harmed in the process lol.
And now I am re-thinking why I haven't written an erotic pastor story in ages...
i was going to reply to your op along these lines... never had a priest fantasy because every priest and vicar/pastor i've ever met were really NOT fantasy materialUgh. Only if it's Stinking Bishop.
I have never encountered a hot priest. As a kid our priest was a tall hawk of a man who was terrifying and if he caught any of us talking in Mass he'd hurl his stick at you. He was exceptionally terrifying in confession, very accusatory and barked questions. I stopped going in my teens I think, hated it. The last priest I had owt to do with buried my dad and he was a bit of prick. He kept making this funny noise at the back of his throat during the requiem mass, I suspect he was possessed. His name was Father Higgins and was very offended when I asked if he was Irish. Cunt.
Nuns are horrible.
Butters The Self Righteous & Fata The Notorious Deviant.
Birds of a feather or strange bedfellows?
i want the scales of justice in one hand and the sword of damocles in the other. and none of those funky-arsed big shoes.sounds like a great concept for a pay per view porn shoot.
i want the scales of justice in one hand and the sword of damocles in the other. and none of those funky-arsed big shoes.
i snuffed damocles, that's why i have his sword, silly!WTF do you want a sword for? its porn not a snuff movie (unless you have a view on your co-star ?) scales, no problem, shoes - negotiable.
sounds like a great concept for a pay per view porn shoot.
My tv is only 65".
i snuffed damocles, that's why i have his sword, silly!
Why pay when B&F Forever are givin' it away for free here every day?
Besides, I don't want to actually see that shit. My tv is only 65".
Do you stand in front of it and pretend you're on the front row at the cinema?
If I had IMAX I could see your ass, whole.
If I had a magnifying glass I could see you, asshole.
duh, it's for allegorical qualities. unless i got a bit peeved, of course.Not sure you should have a sword in a movie that you just outed yourself for killing the previous owner of - but - it could be a marketing coup if handled correctly. Go for it, but dont chop off any of the bits needed for the money shots![]()
I was pondering on giving that a bash.