Kitty's excellent adventure

What a waste!! What an incredible waste! What moron takes a cat on a tour of the Americas? Now, if it had been a parrot named Eric.......
 
What a waste!! What an incredible waste! What moron takes a cat on a tour of the Americas? Now, if it had been a parrot named Eric.......

A dead parrot? Nailed to his perch?
 
That's pretty cool-- Kitty doesn't even have a harness, like so many other trekking or sidewalk cats I've seen.
 
It's asleep! Look!

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

I loved this bit:-

Mr. Praline:" 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! "
 
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