Kittens Have No Respect.

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Sure, they're cute and fuzzy.

And snuggly. And warm.

And they're very talkative, with mews and chirps and quiet demanding meows and yet distubingly loud purrs.

And they're also very entertaining. They jump and leap and pounce and claw and fly through the living room. They've developed an airborn game from couch to easy chair to loveseat to piano bench to fireplace mantle to couch to easy chair . . .

The word scamper? That had to have been coined just for kittens. Our house is currently loaded with scamper.

BUT - there is something wrong with the kittens - and I don't mean the litter box.

They get on the kitchen table while we're trying to eat.
They've attempted to get inside the refrigerator while I'm putting food away.
They've discovered how fun the tops of closets can be and get there by climbing on the clothes.
All the hanging drapes are a great playground.
They are always dangerously underfoot - I am tired of tripping on kitten feet.
They steal my pens and play hockey down the hallway.
Reading a newspaper is impossible without getting a face full of kitten.
They shove their way underneath our older cats while they are eating to try and steal their food.

And lately they've been crouching in kitchen chairs and reaching down to swat at the older cats as they stroll by.

They taunt the older cats.

Hmmm.

They have no respect.

Our older cats have been making some calls, and I'm afraid they are going to have the kittens eliminated.
 
Funny you should say that.

The kitten who tried to get on the table last night next to me got half my water glass dumped on his head.

:cathappy:


Actually, we used squirt guns to warn the older cats away from such things - but it was awhile ago. The water doesn't hurt them, it just makes them very, very annoyed.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Funny you should say that.

The kitten who tried to get on the table last night next to me got half my water glass dumped on his head.

:cathappy:


Actually, we used squirt guns to warn the older cats away from such things - but it was awhile ago. The water doesn't hurt them, it just makes them very, very annoyed.
I know, isn't it fun?
Just wished it worked on the kids like that. :rolleyes:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I know, isn't it fun?
Just wished it worked on the kids like that. :rolleyes:

LMAO!

As my son currently jumps from sofa onto the floor with karate shout.

*sigh*

At least he didn't land on a kitten.
 
lil_elvis said:
Yeah, for kids, ya gotta use tazers.
Just don't do it in front of the nosy neighbors. They don't think it's as funny as we do. :rolleyes:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
LMAO!

As my son currently jumps from sofa onto the floor with karate shout.

*sigh*

At least he didn't land on a kitten.
Why am I picturing one of those cat houses you see on Animal Planet Pet Rescue?

"I started with two and then they just started a comin and now we gots 36 cats and 72 kittins."
 
My cat liked getting squirted with water. We added a bit of vinegar like the vet told us and it cured our drape and clothes climber in his tracks.
 
Dar~ said:
My cat liked getting squirted with water. We added a bit of vinegar like the vet told us and it cured our drape and clothes climber in his tracks.
If you used oil too you could have made Cat salad.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
They shove their way underneath our older cats while they are eating to try and steal their food.

And lately they've been crouching in kitchen chairs and reaching down to swat at the older cats as they stroll by.

They taunt the older cats.

Hmmm.

They have no respect.

Our older cats have been making some calls, and I'm afraid they are going to have the kittens eliminated.

They are. DOn't worry, I erased all the messages. Can they pay in dead mice? Puh-lease....

Q_C
 
Quiet_Cool said:
They are. DOn't worry, I erased all the messages. Can they pay in dead mice? Puh-lease....

Q_C


Nope. They eat all the mice.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

And sometimes they crunch 'em before the mice are dead.

:catroar:
 
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