Kinky Self Love

[MissTaken]

Now, admit it.

We don't all have Dom/mes waiting in the wings to get us off and certainly, all of the Dom/mres don't have submissives ready and willing to attend to every need or whim.

After having found BDSM, I also found that basic masturbation just wasn't enough.

So, a bit of creativity has come into play.

So, tell me, what are some kinky things you do or can do when masturbating?

 

[daisie]

Oh, I'm going to regret admitting this, but:

At a former place of employment, I masturbated (fully dressed) with a medical dictionary, in my chair at my desk.

On a 400 mile solo road trip last week, I found that masturbating makes the time go much faster.

I know that doesn't exactly answer the question regarding how you make your solo life more interesting, so I'll get to that point:

I enjoy marking my skin, so occasionally, while masturbating, I press bottle caps into my palms. It hurts a little and makes a neat little design that disappears quickly.

You probably think I'm nuts now.

D

 

[FungiUg]

I write erotic short stories!

Hmmm... does fantasising while masturbating and writing it down count as kinky?

hangs his head in shame at how lame he is..

 

[bunny bondage]

since i happen to be one of the lucky ones with a dom in "the wings" as it were, i don't need to masturbate that often, but when i do, it's really not that kinky. the only "out of the ordinary" thing that i do is lap my own juices from my fingers. damn i'm tasty! mmm! *gets a little taste* delish!

 

[Goddess Helena]

Not sure this counts...

I love cold hands and because it's winter, that's an easy one.

I love to have someone stand behind me, holding my nipples and letting the weight of my breasts pull on them as I lean against their chest. Of course, I can lean against a wall and do the same thing.


MissT, will you be sharing with us?


Helena

 

[NemoAlia]

I'm embarrassed to admit that my style of self-love doesn't actually change, no matter how kinky I'm feeling. My mind might wander in different directions, exploring uncharted fantasy territory, but my body tends to fall into its most familiar lines.

Well, there was once an experience with me, a diaper (and I'm not even into diapers), and a fornicating couple in the next room... but since it's not really repeatable (accidents rarely are) I'm not sure that this counts as a real contribution.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Not sure this counts...

MissT, will you be sharing with us?


Helena

*blushing*

I may if someone starts posting things that seem as extreme as the lengths I have gone to to enjoy a self induced orgasm!

 

[NemoAlia]

Will my post do, MissT?

 

[Image]

I bought a flat backed, wooden hairbrush that I use to spank myself with... I have the discipline to make it hurt just enough and then a little bit more... Shall I continue? I don't have a Domme but enjoy the scenarios a lot.

 

[MissTaken]

Will my post do, MissT?

Umm getting closer!

 

[MissTaken]

I bought a flat backed, wooden hairbrush that I use to spank myself with... I have the discipline to make it hurt just enough and then a little bit more... Shall I continue? I don't have a Domme but enjoy the scenarios a lot.

getting even closer!

 

[Ebonyfire]

You probably think I'm nuts now.

D

Naw, you have to go a lot farther than that around here to be called nuts!

 

[NemoAlia]

Aw, c'mon, MissT. We showed you ours. Now it's your turn!

 

[bunny bondage]

*dons a cheerleading uniform*

go MissT! c'mon! yeah! you can do it! huzzah! erm....rah! uh, i'm running out of cheerleading lingo here...

 

[bondagegurl]

Re: Re: Not sure this counts...

*blushing*

I may if someone starts posting things that seem as extreme as the lengths I have gone to to enjoy a self induced orgasm!

lol... if it makes you feel any better, i feel the same as you commented here!


i'll start...

i have, and still do/can, spend over 5 hours teasing myself, making myself come ohhh sooooooooo close....

with what?... hmmm... aren't you curious?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Nothing I can or have done really beats my bf when it comes to kink..... But I once tried to fuck myself with an unpealed banana.... Dont try this when your a virgin and 4 foot tall LMAO it didnt work too well.... Ouch

 

[P. B. Walker]

I was once given this idea by a woman that said if I followed these instructions, I would have a truely glorious orgasm when I finally did cum. So these were the instructions. Once an hour for the entire day (not 24 hours, but from wake up til the time I came, so in my case it was about 14 hours) I was to take my cock out and stroke it until I was right on the edge of cumming and then stop. As you can imagine that's tough. And it's not a quick thing for me, it was like 10 to 15 minutes of stroking every hour. And this was a work day. I'd sneak in the restroom every hour to do this.

Then when I was going to finally cum, I was to get to the point of orgasm and stop, let myself cool down, and then start again. I was to do that at least 10 times.

So the orgasm was pretty damn terrific. And I did cum alot.

But that's the only time I've actually spent what I regard as an entire day working toward just one orgasm. LOL. Not to mention, I was thinking about it constantly all frickin day.

Anyhoo... get any closer MissT?

LOL

PBW

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Ive tried that before.. Managed it about 3 times after 3 times I said fuck that. LOL I didnt cum any better. wasnt every hour thought.. but then I wouldnt cum. I get densentized really easy. which is why onr of the reasons I am not aloud to masterbate unless its playtime with him or he says other wise. he didnt say I wasnt "aloud" but he didnt need to sometimes a person doesnt need to excatly say it for you to get it.

 

[cellis]

Well I was on a little road over the holidays. I was driving alone and was told to wear an egg inserted and to let it run until I could not longer stand it and then pull over and masturbate until I came...

Some how the egg worked its way up against my clit and I am driving down the road, rocking back and forth against that egg.

The road was fairly clear of traffic... and I moved up the speed of the egg until I orgasmed while driving the car 70 miles an hour!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Well I was on a little road over the holidays. I was driving alone and was told to wear an egg inserted and to let it run until I could not longer stand it and then pull over and masturbate until I came...

Some how the egg worked its way up against my clit and I am driving down the road, rocking back and forth against that egg.

The road was fairly clear of traffic... and I moved up the speed of the egg until I orgasmed while driving the car 70 miles an hour!

*crings* I love and hate the egg.. BF tried to make me cum with his mouth and fingers but still hasnt managed to.. Hes really stubborn thought and attacked me with an egg on my clit. OMG I think I pissed myself. my legs hurt for a week.

 

[Bondagebunni]

i'm boring...missT, you should give me some ideas so i can be less boring...i always do the exact same thing. And you're driving me insane with curiousity!

 

[FungiUg]

Self bondage

One of the friends I talk to online used to make a habit of tying herself up, attaching clamps and the like... because she was frustrated and didn't have a Dom or Master (her husband wasn't interested in having her as a submissive... I just can't understand that!)

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Self bondage

One of the friends I talk to online used to make a habit of tying herself up, attaching clamps and the like... because she was frustrated and didn't have a Dom or Master (her husband wasn't interested in having her as a submissive... I just can't understand that!)

Ahhh much closer.

I am almost compelled to spill the beans!

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Self bondage

I am almost compelled to spill the beans!

Hands MissTaken two cans of beans, and points at the tarpaulin.

"Now, spill!"

 

[welshman]

This is my kind of thread! I use a TENS machine more later....