Svenskaflicka
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I read about this in a book, and I thought it seemed like fun. I might just try it one day.
- Create a troll. You can use any material you want, cardboard, stones, wood, tin foil, paper, sticks, clay... Make it as ugly and hideous as possible. Not necessarily scary, but ugly. Yes, butt-ugly.
- Write on it, or if that's impossible, carve into it, negative phrases like NO GOOD, or USELESS, or YOU AND WHAT ARMY?, or INSUFFICIENT, or STUPID, or SLOW, or INADEQUATE - basically all the things you don't want your subconscious to tell you while you're trying to spit out 50.000 words in one month and write The Big American Novel.
- Make a little sign that reads OUT OF ORDER and hang around the troll's neck.
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That oughtta shut the bastard up for the rest of November!
