KillerMuffin needs a title

[April]

She's way over her 1,000th post, and still without a snazzy new title. We need to help her out. Here are my suggestions:

KillerMuffin
Take It ALL Off Baby!

KillerMuffin
I Make Bad Biscuits

See, she needs help! I suck at this!

 

[Nicole]

you suck at this ???? I'm the one that sucks at this.

I stay away from these threads because I hate hurting people, I did with you April (I didn't answer).

Killer congrats to you on hitting 1000+ but I have no clue for a name for you, I'm sorry

 

[Cheri]

Creative-Aint-Me

see above statement

 

[Laurel]

OMG!!!!!

Damn it! This is an emergency, and I can't think of a thing! Everyone, put your thinking caps on, and maybe between all 3200 of us we'll come up with something good! lol... I personally like her tag line, but I dunno if she wants to move that to her title. How about "Holy Posting, Batman!"? Yeah, it's stupid...that's why you all have to think of something, not me...lol

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No laurel

"Holy posting, batman!"

yep works good for me

or

"Little miss Muff"


OK, better ideas?

 

[CW]

A devil of an angel?

 

[scylis]

"Holy nude truck washing, Batman!"

 

[Never]

Killer Muffin:
Nice Truck.

Killer Muffin:
Great fucking truck.

Killer Muffin:
Let me tie you to the roll bar.

Killer Muffin:
The Muffin with the Mostest.

Killer Muffin:
The Moistest Muffins you'll ever taste.

Okay, I've become fixated here.. Wow, how did you make 1000 so quickly? Didn't you just join? Here's to another 1000th post from your well oiled yard buy.

 

[Savage Kitten]

haha Never!

how about

Killer Muffin
The Muffin with the Moistest! haha

Killer Muffin:
The Dough $tops here

Killer Muffin:
"Doin' it and Doin' it,
and Doin' it well!"

 

[CreamyLady]

Fatal Pastry?

Sorry. I'm a little punchy here, again.

 

[Bigdog]

Staying with the theme of things...

Killer Muffin:
Delicious and Deadly

Hey, I tried. My kids got all the creativity.

 

[Weird Harold]

KillerMuffin = MOPAR, Rollbars and Rednecks.

 

[Carl East]

I just can't think of one, (come on brain, fucking work will ya) the only ones I have thought of are lame.

Holy Muffdive, it's that woman again.

See what I mean!

Carl.

 

[Samuari]

How about Intrepid Pastry?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Fresh Hot Muffins!

Congratulations Muffin, darling!

I thought of a variation of the one you mentioned before:

Killer Muffin:
Muffy the Vampy Lay-er
____________________
Top of the Muffin to you!
~Elaine-esque quote~

 

[Hecate]

Titles for the Killer *g*

Killer Muffin
No - studmuffin is not another kind of pastry

Killer Muffin
Do you really have to ASK about THAT name?

Killer Muffin
the receipe is my secret

Killer Muffin
I am one with my muffiness (ok - I read that *g*)

Killer Muffin
heat me up before eating (uhhhh - low blow I know)

Killer Muffin
don't mess - I mean it!

Killer Muffin
you'll never live to get to the second bite


ok .. that was just spontaneous improvised and unsolicited *g*

 

[Guest]

I still haven't figured out what Never's title means??

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Here's one -

Holy cup-cake slayer Batman!

 

[Godiva]

KillerMuffin
Butter me up and eat me.

 

[teresafannin]

First, I want to say congratulations to KillerMuffin on reaching 1000. I am the worst with titles for anything, but I kind of like Luscious' title. There are several good ones from you guys, I hope I can come up with something if I ever get that far.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Congrats Killer Muffin, wish you many more happy postings

 

[Expertise]

My weak attempt

Congratulations!

Might I sugest, "The bottoms as good as the top"

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have made my decision, it wasn't easy. I was stuck on the whole muffin thing really. Thank you everyone for your wonderful suggestions.

I took Laurel's idea and moved Seraphically Disinclined to the title. I used Never's wonderful idea about the rollbar for the signature. You guys are great. Thanks!!!!

 

[April]

YAY!!!!!

 

[Guest]

*bumped for the good of the whole community*