Kids

[destinie21]

I saw my 5 year old nephew today. He asked if I was still a lesbinim (his word not a horrible typo).
I didn't know whether to laugh or not. I didn't even know he knew. Apparently a little girl at school told him if a woman lives with another woman she's a lesbinim.

"I said yes honey I'm still a lesbinim"



kids

 

[Jenny _S]

I saw my 5 year old nephew today. He asked if I was still a lesbinim (his word not a horrible typo).
I didn't know whether to laugh or not. I didn't even know he knew. Apparently a little girl at school told him if a woman lives with another woman she's a lesbinim.

"I said yes honey I'm still a lesbinim"



kids

That is so cute, Des

And so are you. I'm so glad you are happy. That's all that really matters in this world, my friend.

 

[Guest]

That's the only kind of "cute" I like, i.e., from kids. I love the new label, Dest; use it among strangers: "I get it, you really want to know if I'm a lesbinim. Why, yes, I am."

I still remember when my son was about four and playing in a sandbox with his legs spread and no underwear beneath his shorts (very hot day). A little girl came up to me and very seriously let me know that his "baghetti" was showing.

OK, that's my cute quota for the day.

Perdita

 

[raphy]

Suffer the little children, for it is only through them that we may see that which we have lost.

 

[destinie21]

kids are pretty cool as long as their not trying to sqeeze their way through my vaginal opening.

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Kids

kids are pretty cool as long as their not trying to sqeeze their way through my vaginal opening.

And as long as I can hand them back at the end of the day.

 

[ffreak]

I keep telling my sister about the study that says kids do not become hyper as a result of sugar. Then I give my niece a candy bar and send her home.

Kids are our future. Someday they're going to be the ones voting on how much of that Social Security they're going to let you keep. Be nice to the little angels.

(and leave that christmas tree alone)

-FF

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I don't know when I'll get around to having my own kids...I have at least 20 a year

I have plenty of cute 3rd grade quotes, but no energy to post them...it's friday afternoon naptime...I can't fight it anymore.

 

[raphy]

Props to DN for the B5 quote - One of the funniest lines from season 1.



raphy, addict

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Phew, des, you scared me!

First we read thread after thread about your wedding preparations, and then you post a thread about kids..!

I was beginning to think that we were talking about a shotgun wedding here...

 

[Guest]

Ha ha, Flicka. Actually I thought she was going to ask for sperm donors and then I began surveying the sperm manufacturers of the AH and spent a full 2 minutes thinking of what advice I'd give.

What a relief when I opened the thread. Phew!

Perd

p.s. Dest, if you want to know who I rate the top 3 wankers I'll PM you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Top 3 wankers???

Perdy, all 3 of those would be me, but I'm afraid I can't help out here...

 

[Guest]

Perdy, all 3 of those would be me(

Flicka, I think we're talking about different ends of the wank. Or else you're reading my English as Swedish.

Perdy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I thought you meant who masturbates the most.

 

[Guest]

I thought you meant who masturbates the most.

Oh, I see. But wasn't it obvious in context that I meant the wankers who produce sperm? Plus I've never heard a female called a wanker. What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

perplexed, Perdita

 

[sailorm72003]

Oh, I see. But wasn't it obvious in context that I meant the wankers who produce sperm? Plus I've never heard a female called a wanker. What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

perplexed, Perdita

Sailors swab the decks a lot. Can I help you swab?

Sailor

 

[Icingsugar]

I thought she was going to ask for sperm donors

...in here? Now what would that do for the gene pool, I wonder?

 

[destinie21]

lol. Just like a woman to want kids right after she jumps the broom.

I'd like that list please....

pS: we decided pre- ceremony if we have kids K will carry them she'll be my surrogate and she'll carry one of her own. Now if only we could fashion some sort of super sperm containing the genes of Svenska Tatelou jenny s and miss blue pen we'd be in business


Ladies you mission should choose to accept it...

 

[raphy]

Oh, I see. But wasn't it obvious in context that I meant the wankers who produce sperm? Plus I've never heard a female called a wanker. What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

perplexed, Perdita

Must confess.. I have NO idea.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

des, quit trying to get inside my jeans, you're married, for eff's sake!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

"Swabbers"???

 

[cookiejar]

I saw my 5 year old nephew today. He asked if I was still a lesbinim (his word not a horrible typo).
I didn't know whether to laugh or not. I didn't even know he knew. Apparently a little girl at school told him if a woman lives with another woman she's a lesbinim.

"I said yes honey I'm still a lesbinim"



kids

My niece came home one day and told her mom they had learned about boys and girls in school. She said, "The teacher says, boys have a penis and a girl has a virginian." My sister-in-law still calls it that ...

 

[The_Fool]

Oh, I see. But wasn't it obvious in context that I meant the wankers who produce sperm? Plus I've never heard a female called a wanker. What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

perplexed, Perdita

*Scratches Head*

*No, the one with eyes....*

Sensitive to your own needs?

Oh, you meant a name.

Pearl Divers?

 

[destinie21]

des, quit trying to get inside my jeans, you're married, for eff's sake!

and if I wasn't

 

[destinie21]

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Originally posted by perdita
What are "we" supposed to call ourselves if we swab our decks a lot?

Self Sufficient