Kids finding sex toys!!

[Cardinal]

When our kids were young we were careful about storing our toys because kids like to snoop and get into things.
However, after one night of fun we hadn’t washed or put away my wife’s favorite dildo and it was just on the floor in our bedroom when our son, probably 3 or 4 at the time found it and was holding it when my wife snatched it from him.
I’ve wondered if that’s something a kid would remember.
Anyone else have their kids find your toys or did you ever find any of your parents toys?

 

[Deleted member 6903436]

Not sex toys, but my son did find the box of condoms we were using at the time. He was about 9mths old and crawling. My wife actually snapped a pic and his face while holdng them was just perfect. A big smile like he knew.

I have a couple of memories going back to about 2yrs. I doubt your wife taking an unidentified object, one of many from him would be memerable enough to last.

 

[KyleR215]

When our kids were young we were careful about storing our toys because kids like to snoop and get into things.
However, after one night of fun we hadn’t washed or put away my wife’s favorite dildo and it was just on the floor in our bedroom when our son, probably 3 or 4 at the time found it and was holding it when my wife snatched it from him.
I’ve wondered if that’s something a kid would remember.
Anyone else have their kids find your toys or did you ever find any of your parents toys?

When I was married the first time, I had just finished using this nice long blue dildo on her when my son, also about 4 or 5 knocked on our do and through the door told us he threw up.

Well, I jumped out of bed and pulled on some pants and a shirt and rushed out to see the mess and grab some paper towels and warm water for the clean up. My wife had joined me when she was decent leaving the boy alone in our room.

After we had cleaned him up we found him on our bed with toy in hand and twisting and swinging it in the air proclaiming that he was a Jedi from Star Wars.

My wife wanted to die. Me, I had a proud dad moment knowing that all the time I put into watching Star Wars had paid off!

May the Force be with you!

 

[jaF0]

Ehh, probably not.