Kids and the stuff they do, part 2

impressive said:
You guys have SMUT ... in your HOUSE? I am just shocked! :eek:

I don't even have smut in my house (besides the computer, of course) and I don't have kids.

...Sometimes I really just want to go buy some hardcore closeups porn mags, though...and if they weren't so damn expensive, I would.
 
So we had a little chat with him. Gave him a very basic sex talk. He has absolutely no interest in the conversation whatsoever. Shouldn't he be curious or something?
He's going to be just like his dad, I guess, not that sexual. Which from a mom perspective is okay. My kids don't really need to be pervs like me.
 
impressive said:
Who's a wanton little slut?

I am not little, not even after the weight loss...

I refuse to discuss the rest of your post on the grounds that the fifth amendment says I don't have to...
 
sophia jane said:
So we had a little chat with him. Gave him a very basic sex talk. He has absolutely no interest in the conversation whatsoever. Shouldn't he be curious or something?
He's going to be just like his dad, I guess, not that sexual. Which from a mom perspective is okay. My kids don't really need to be pervs like me.

At 8, sex is an "ewww" type of thing that grown-ups do, and it takes a girl to do it, and EVERYbody knows that girls are icky !!!
My son is 12, and just finding out that girls AREN'T so icky. In fact, I just founf out recently that he thinks that out football team stat girl is hot, and she's 16.(she IS hot, too !!!) Now, I'm just waiting for him to decide that his sister's friends (she's 11) are cute. It's all over then !!!
 
sophia jane said:
My kids don't really need to be pervs like me.

I would love it if my kids developed my outlook on sex but, as with religion and other big issues, it's not my decision. I can only set an example.
 
I've spent the last few days dodging the questions about why I needed to have my tubes tied. I'm so not ready to have THE talk , but still had to tell them It was so I couldn't have babies anymore. I recieved a shocked look. You do have to be careful what kids can get ahold of, they go through everything whether you know it or not. I still vividly remember my son finding a vibe hidden in my dresser drawer and laughing as he walked through the living room with it on top of his head turned on. Luckily my best friend was the only one there, and after being a little shocked we shared a big laugh. there is never a good enough hiding place though. I suggest a locked box, or surrounding the stuff with barbed wire and land mines
Nymphy
 
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