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Ah ha...mix ketchup with some brown sugar, maybe a dash of molasses and A1 or worchestire...a drop or 3 of soy sauce...

VOILA! A nice sauce for rumaki.
 
HOWEVER...


I have NEVER poured ketchup on a juicy steak!

Sauteed mushrooms, onions, even garlic, OK.

Even a small puddle of A1 on the side.

Ketchup.....no. Even on minute steaks.
 
Fries already have enough grease. They don't need it spooned on.
 
I really hope y'all ain't listin the shit you dip fries in.

If you're dipping fries in mustard you don't deserve fries.

Jesus Christ.

You know what's just a godawful affront to humanity? Grey Pupon or however that's spelled. Those commercials they played when I was a kid led me to believe it was supposed to be fancy- then I actually ate it and I was like, "Jesus fuck those rich people just don't love themselves. First the caviar and now this?"

Edit: Also, I eat a lot of ketchup. Potatoes don't really taste like much on their own. So you really want to piss me off at any like... McDonalds or other trash eatery, take the tray away from me. I need that. I need it to store my vast amounts of ketchup. There's no way for me to carry that to the table by myself. I'll have to make several trips and we both know we have five minutes to eat before the food become congealed greasy garbage. We're fighting a clock and I need that tray.
 
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jaF0 said:
I prefer chocolate drizzled over them. Or Champagne.
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I'm gonna be straight with you- that sounds like a great way to get an infection. Pussies are mysterious and unknowable and mixing them with food would fucking terrify me. Not that I wouldn't love it but I know so little that I'm always just the tiniest bit scared I'm gonna fuck something up. They seem so easy to fuck up. The damn thing is like it's own ecosystem. It's like a fucking terrarium.
 
this thread makes me sad

i have not had ketchup in months, i miss it so much

i miss it more than sex
 
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