Ketchup

i'm just glad that mushroom ketchup thing is no longer really a thing. i like mushrooms and all, but from the pictures i've seen it looks just absolutely fucking horrifying. the world before tomatoes became a thing must have been a scary place.

and, for the record, it's only good for fries.

and i guess as an ingredient for meatloaf just make sure it's spicy and don't get all pissy when i drown it in a1 sauce. it's fucking good. don't get all huffy with me just because your taste buds are too stupid to clue your dumb ass in.
 
i'm just glad that mushroom ketchup thing is no longer really a thing. i like mushrooms and all, but from the pictures i've seen it looks just absolutely fucking horrifying. the world before tomatoes became a thing must have been a scary place.

and, for the record, it's only good for fries.

and i guess as an ingredient for meatloaf just make sure it's spicy and don't get all pissy when i drown it in a1 sauce. it's fucking good. don't get all huffy with me just because your taste buds are too stupid to clue your dumb ass in.

I do actually like it on a fry up. Mushroom ketchup? Christ. Sounds vile.
 
A bottle of katchup will last me a few years. I don't dislike it, I just rarely use it. Generally, A1 is a cooking substitute. Burgers and dogs get mustard. Fries get Old Bay and Malt Vinegar. Breakfast foods get hot sauce.

Ketchup is the third wheel of condiments.
 
There was once a life and death battle here over the phrase "cut the mustard..."


No one should ever say, "cut the muster."
 
I never use condiments.



Condiments mean that you are serving your guests crap. Good food speaks for itself.
 
I don't have any guests, and if I did they could go fuck themselves.

I'm a people person.
 
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