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ken_adenee said:Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes.....been meaning to reply but things have just been piling up lately. I think I know what group ya mean and I thought that pic was great.....can you imagine a whole motorcycle rally filled with them or a biker gang driving from state to state on the little bikes.
Interesting little group
By the way, it's not supposed to rhyme 
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red_flame said:well its great to see you apriciating all our pics
Heh.....well I've been told and have said one good deed deserves another.......but I don't know where i fit into that....
Oh well....thank you for the comments....may post some more, it is rather hard ( no pun intended) to take those kind of pics by myself.
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bearlee said:Interesting little group
Yea...that they are....nothing wrong with interesting folk. And I don't care, it's a fucking poem....it's supposed to rhyme...aint it?
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delpdJune said:ppppssssttttttt Ken.... it's me elle..
Well hello there Elle.....tis good to see you again gorgeous. Hope that things have been going well for you. *grins and reaches around, then gives her a Hershey's kiss* A sweetie for the sweets....*winks*
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How to deal with food for Bachelors
1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.
2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully.
3. CARROTS: A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.
4. CEREAL: It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date.
5. CHIP DIP: If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.
6. DAIRY PRODUCTS: Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is bleu cheese but you realize you've never purchased that kind.
7. EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.
8. EMPTY CONTAINERS: Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.
9. EXPIRATION DATES: This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.
10. FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.
11. FROZEN FOODS: Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.
12. GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).
13. LETTUCE: Iceberg lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without sandpaper. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.
14. MAYONNAISE: If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.
15. MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes all stray animals within a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.
16. POTATOES: Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.
17. RAISINS: Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.
18. SALT: It never spoils.
19. UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.
20. GENERAL RULE OF THUMB: Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or near your refrigerator to gauge this.
1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.
2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully.
3. CARROTS: A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.
4. CEREAL: It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date.
5. CHIP DIP: If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.
6. DAIRY PRODUCTS: Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is bleu cheese but you realize you've never purchased that kind.
7. EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.
8. EMPTY CONTAINERS: Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.
9. EXPIRATION DATES: This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.
10. FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.
11. FROZEN FOODS: Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.
12. GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).
13. LETTUCE: Iceberg lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without sandpaper. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.
14. MAYONNAISE: If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.
15. MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes all stray animals within a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.
16. POTATOES: Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.
17. RAISINS: Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.
18. SALT: It never spoils.
19. UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.
20. GENERAL RULE OF THUMB: Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or near your refrigerator to gauge this.
ken_adenee said:Well hello there Elle.....tis good to see you again gorgeous. Hope that things have been going well for you. *grins and reaches around, then gives her a Hershey's kiss* A sweetie for the sweets....*winks*
YOU must be having fun this weekend...
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delpdJune said:YOU must be having fun this weekend...
Had a bit of fun....though I plan on having more fun this weekend.
Ill make sure to share the fun with everyone....sadly i gotta suffer through both St Patty's Day and a wedding...oh me. *smirks*
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*sneaks in and leaves hugs and kisses*
ken_adenee said:Had a bit of fun....though I plan on having more fun this weekend.
Ill make sure to share the fun with everyone....sadly i gotta suffer through both St Patty's Day and a wedding...oh me. *smirks*
Glad to see you back.. Well hopefully you will survive.. that terrible ordeal of St Pat's and the wedding.. lol... Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!
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Ember Faye said:*sneaks in and leaves hugs and kisses*
:gives hugs and kisses in return:
delpdJune said:Glad to see you back.. Well hopefully you will survive.. that terrible ordeal of St Pat's and the wedding.. lol... Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Elle.....sorry it took so long to reply...just been abit hectic with life. I had a blast and I got to play with my new cam to boot. Take care and talk to you soon.
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Not sure if anyone comes to check this out anymore.....hell I wouldn't blame ya.....sheesh if dust could accumulate on the web this would be the place to prove it.
As mentioned in the above post I got a new camera....a digital cam before the St. Patty's Day/ Wedding weekend bash.....so yep, you guessed it, I will be having new pics up here soon, sorry no ''skin'' pics....maybe soon though.
As mentioned in the above post I got a new camera....a digital cam before the St. Patty's Day/ Wedding weekend bash.....so yep, you guessed it, I will be having new pics up here soon, sorry no ''skin'' pics....maybe soon though.
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Finally
I apologize to anyone that was expecting the pics from my brother's wedding, I had trouble converting the files from their camera saved type to uploadable files for here. Plus I had to go through every pic and make sure none of my younger siblings/nieces or nephews were in it since some are underage....even though nothing is going on for obvious reasons, I know there is some kind of rule against having minors pictured, which makes sense in some aspects. *shrugs* Well enjoy.
I apologize to anyone that was expecting the pics from my brother's wedding, I had trouble converting the files from their camera saved type to uploadable files for here. Plus I had to go through every pic and make sure none of my younger siblings/nieces or nephews were in it since some are underage....even though nothing is going on for obvious reasons, I know there is some kind of rule against having minors pictured, which makes sense in some aspects. *shrugs* Well enjoy.
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The above set were taken on St Patty's Day, it was the rehearsal for the wedding and the dinner at a local bar. Here are some pics from the main event
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And some more to complete the set....it was a great night and I am glad to see that my older brother and my new sister have found the happiness they both deserve.
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Memorial Day Weekend
Went over to a friend's house this past Sunday to celebrate Memorial Day and I took some pics. It was a blast....not including the moment a guy hacked his lunch up over part of the back porch.
Went over to a friend's house this past Sunday to celebrate Memorial Day and I took some pics. It was a blast....not including the moment a guy hacked his lunch up over part of the back porch.
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Some more pics from this weekend.
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And here's the last bunch from that set....don't worry this wasn't the end of the night for me, I was only goofing around. Hope everyone had a great weekend and God Bless all those souls that allow us to enjoy such moments.
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Hey sexy!
Just had to cum in and give you a bump (and grind)
Now, post some more sexy pix!!
Just had to cum in and give you a bump (and grind)
Now, post some more sexy pix!!
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Ember Faye said:Hey sexy!
Just had to cum in and give you a bump (and grind)
Now, post some more sexy pix!!
Aww shucks....thanks I think you've brought this thread up and out of the graveyard.....perfect time with Halloween around the corner.
Since the lady has asked so kindly I will have some new pics up asap.
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Just a little something I recieved in an e-mail from one of my sisters. At first I thought the guy was a spaz, but in the end, it is truly a stunning work of art.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZFkZiwMLZ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZFkZiwMLZ4
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I had posted some of these elsewhere on site...but hell they're my pics...so here to help reboost my thread...."Robe Series"
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