Kayaking down sperm river

[ms_ann_thrope]

Why do men feel that ejaculate (cum for the less technical) volume is an important factor to a proper lady?

 

[sethp]

We don't feel it Ann, we know it. You won't admit it because it will make you appear less lady like.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Proper ladies don't kayak down sperm river.

 

[eyer]

Kayaking down sperm river

Lapping up sperm river...

...now: shut up and keep sucking!

 

[GinaeEvans]

Why do men feel that ejaculate (cum for the less technical) volume is an important factor to a proper lady?

I think it has to do with the male ego. Though, I could be wrong. I'll ask the manpanion when he gets out of the shower and I'll let you know.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

We don't feel it Ann, we know it. You won't admit it because it will make you appear less lady like.

You know when you say my name like that, even though you realize it's not my actual "name", it feels like butterflys flying up my butthole.

(Are you buying that?)

 

[CHNOPS]

Nope, nothing gay about Bert.

 

[sethp]

You know when you say my name like that, even though you realize it's not my actual "name", it feels like butterflys flying up my butthole.

(Are you buying that?)

Yes! Now...humor me...and just imagine that's a river of my sperm gushing up your butthole, instead of butterflies! (You started this thread, "Ann". Where did u think we were going to take it?)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Proper ladies don't kayak down sperm river.

If they sit side-saddle?

 

[bumlicker]

ego definately

thats why every guy here is 10 inches. what dope measures there dick anyways??

 

[GinaeEvans]

thats why every guy here is 10 inches. what dope measures there dick anyways??

Every guy on earth, I though?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Lapping up sperm river...

...now: shut up and keep sucking!

Like that eyer works for you...

 

[dolf]

Why do men feel that ejaculate (cum for the less technical) volume is an important factor to a proper lady?

because they're dim.

 

[dolf]

We don't feel it Ann, we know it. You won't admit it because it will make you appear less lady like.

you're dim.

 

[sethp]

you're dim.

No...lol it's at least partly true! Just admit it Dolf!

 

[dolf]

No...lol it's at least partly true! Just admit it Dolf!

ok, partly. i don't like it when they create too much laundry.

 

[sethp]

ok, partly. i don't like it when they create too much laundry.

That's why you have to be naked!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yes! Now...humor me...and just imagine that's a river of my sperm gushing up your butthole, instead of butterflies! (You started this thread, "Ann". Where did u think we were going to take it?)

I guess I'm just up sperm creek without a paddle.

 

[Lancecastor]

Alfred Kinsey measured the distance of ejaculation, in "some hundred" of men. In three-quarters of men, the semen exuded from the penis, "In other males the semen may be propelled from a matter of some inches to a foot or two, or even as far as five or six (rarely eight) feet".

Impregnating bitches from 6-8 feet away is what we're really going for.

 

[Beco]

Proper ladies don't kayak down sperm river.

that's right, they swallow it!

 

[eyer]

I guess I'm just up sperm creek without a ladle.

Yw...

 

[sethp]

Impregnating bitches from 6-8 feet away is what we're really going for.

This!

 

[bronzeage]

Why do men feel that ejaculate (cum for the less technical) volume is an important factor to a proper lady?

Who the fuck measures it?

 

[LauraWilling]

I think I have swallowed a river of it over my lifetime. LOL!

 

[bronzeage]

I think I have swallowed a river of it over my lifetime. LOL!

I am sure I would have remembered.