Kaitlyn's Message Board

[islandjoe2]

You had a 50/50 chance of getting away with that one.

I wouldn't have placed my odds that high...dang, I should've run with it a little harder. Hindsight...

 

[sks43]

I wouldn't have placed my odds that high...dang, I should've run with it a little harder. Hindsight...

Yeah I could have seen you stretching that one out. you threw in the towel, too quick.

 

[islandjoe2]

Yeah I could have seen you stretching that one out. you threw in the towel, too quick.

Sigh, story of my life right there...next time

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I'm not quite sure what getting away with it would look like, though

"I look like that guy!"

"wow, want to fuck me?"

"totally! meet me in the mariot hotel bar.... I'm the guy that doesn't look like that guy!"

On a sort of related note.... Sage Northcutt. the kid is 19, and looks SO fratboy surfer douche that it hurts my heart... but watching the kid fight is so sexy I can't wear underwear.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

also.... look what I found

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/04/12/620/5597536.jpg?site=sex&user=beefy-11-inch-cock

 

[islandjoe2]

I'm not quite sure what getting away with it would look like, though

"I look like that guy!"

"wow, want to fuck me?"

"totally! meet me in the mariot hotel bar.... I'm the guy that doesn't look like that guy!"

On a sort of related note.... Sage Northcutt. the kid is 19, and looks SO fratboy surfer douche that it hurts my heart... but watching the kid fight is so sexy I can't wear underwear.

This is exactly how I saw this going down in my head. Except I don't know why we would meet in the bar at the Marriott, seems kind of random. I was thinking somewhere more romantic, like Denny's.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

This is exactly how I saw this going down in my head. Except I don't know why we would meet in the bar at the Marriott, seems kind of random. I was thinking somewhere more romantic, like Denny's.

why is there no like button?

 

[kismet999]

Just leaving this message as a notice to everyone:

I will now be responding to all requests for photos of me using photos of ham sandwiches.

That is all.

Will you do a kinky one for me....a Spam sandwich

 

[islandjoe2]

why is there no like button?

I'll meet you halfway. I don't not care, but I'm not getting off the couch to answer the door either.

 

[sybarite_1]

Message

The Internet is SLOW and sucky so I'm logging out.
Night.

 

[slutgirl1]

also.... look what I found

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/04/12/620/5597536.jpg?site=sex&user=beefy-11-inch-cock

That looks like a dick and it's where a dick is supposed to be, but for the love of God, what the fuck is that?

 

[islandjoe2]

That looks like a dick and it's where a dick is supposed to be, but for the love of God, what the fuck is that?

I'm going to say it's trick photography, because....it's apparently human, not horse.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I'm going to say it's trick photography, because....it's apparently human, not horse.

there could be some trickery there... like, around where his hand covers it...

but I'm just going to imagine it being real.

fear not, though.... I'm really not a size queen at all. I am absolutely amazing at taking huge cocks down my throat, but I doubt I could get more than half of that thing inside my actual business parts. it would be fun for a bit, but I doubt I could actually cum on that thing what with it trying to penetrate my esophagus from the wrong angle and everything.

I had a boyfriend that was close to this big, but also really wide... and we were so sexually incompatible, we had to break up.

 

[islandjoe2]

there could be some trickery there... like, around where his hand covers it...

but I'm just going to imagine it being real.

fear not, though.... I'm really not a size queen at all. I am absolutely amazing at taking huge cocks down my throat, but I doubt I could get more than half of that thing inside my actual business parts. it would be fun for a bit, but I doubt I could actually cum on that thing what with it trying to penetrate my esophagus from the wrong angle and everything.

I had a boyfriend that was close to this big, but also really wide... and we were so sexually incompatible, we had to break up.

So much delicious imagery in this post...

I appreciate your willingness to challenge yourself, set lofty goals. You can't get better at things if you don't try!

I don't have the requisite parts to try this particular endeavor, but I can't imagine it being fun for the receiver.

 

[MisterFlex]

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[kaitlyn_sun]

why am I not doing this right now? this weekend sucks.

 

[nevergetenough]

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[MisterFlex]

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[RawHumor]

why am I not doing this right now? this weekend sucks.

I'm sorry your weekend sucks... though that video doesn't look overly enjoyable. I'm sure there are other ways they could be having a lot more fun.

That just looks... impractical.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

But this was the Christmas + Boxing Day weekend? What happened?

You pose a good question lol. What are you doing to make it a reality? And why aren't you doing this as well?

lol... don't get me wrong, that looks sexy as hell.... but I was very specifically talking about my video. I wanted to get it on with several girls in strapons.

I'm sorry your weekend sucks... though that video doesn't look overly enjoyable. I'm sure there are other ways they could be having a lot more fun.

That just looks... impractical.

well of course it looks impractical to YOU, you don't have a hand to play in it

and to clarify, my weekend didn't suck at all... it was just completely devoid of hot lesbian sex.

 

[RawHumor]

well of course it looks impractical to YOU, you don't have a hand to play in it

and to clarify, my weekend didn't suck at all... it was just completely devoid of hot lesbian sex.

LOL

They just didn't seem like they were enjoying themselves that much. A nice daisy chain maybe? Or just take turns fucking one another.

 

[MisterFlex]

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[kaitlyn_sun]

LOL

They just didn't seem like they were enjoying themselves that much. A nice daisy chain maybe? Or just take turns fucking one another.

well, no, they don't.... but remember, they're shooting a porno. this might not even have been their idea. but the complexity just makes it that much more enticing.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

This post was boring.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

I'm going to talk about this here. Some of my coworkers were ranting about the topic and I wanted SO badly to correct them.... but it's work, and i'm trying to avoid bringing up my sex life too much... so.... just going to vent here.

The idea that men always cheat, or are somehow predisposed to cheat, is stupid. They like sex. Sure. Newsflash: ALMOST EVERYONE LIKES SEX. You do. I do. Your husband does. Maybe men aren't socialized to feel ashamed of their sex drive the way we are.... but that doesn't make them sex crazed lunatics.

And maybe they DO want some variety... maybe they do want to sleep with other people besides you. But here's a question: did you ever talk about it? Did you ever mention to each other that maybe the two of you fufilling every single sexual desire you'll ever have for the rest of your lives is a BIT unrealistic? Did either of you ever CONSIDER the possibility that MAYBE you could sleep with other people?

It's so goddamn infuriating how these women just live their whole lives completely certain that monagamy is the only possible relationship model. Everyone just falls face first into monagamous relationships and never once considers the possibility that the reason they feel so miserable is because they DON'T WANT TO BE MONAGAMOUS. Just... fuck a stranger. Just do it. Tinder is a thing. It costs literally nothing.

I realize that not everyone is polyamorous. Not everyone feels comfortable giving themselves to more than one loving romantic relationship. I'd never advocate that for someone that didn't feel naturally drawn to the lifestyle....

But for the love of god, stop acting like your way is the only way.