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I would love to place my hands on your hot and sexy tits and then I would play with them.

That is the smart thing to do.

What about when you're on your back? Please tie them down to avoid repetitive face bashing; multiple impacts may result in loss of ability to breathe, or post sexual feelings of physical damage.

When showering, please wear a back brace before participating in heavy lifting to clean under them.

If shoulders begin to feel tired and sore, please enlist the help of a willing assistant to lift and support their weight until you feel ready to continue operation.

How's that for a start?

lol.

surprisingly, on my back isn't bad. They just lay on the bed next to me. they are lazy like that. the key is to remember safety when rolling over.

as for the assistant, I am totally feeling that.

Would it be Ivanova and Markus, or some nameless crew member?

Ivanova can stay, but I am not sure about Markus. I am feeling something new.

Your tits + piledriver position = disaater

lol. so true. but my grace and balance + piledriver position also equals disaster anyway.
 
Well, happy Friday. for today’s Friday Feature Film, how about something a bit trashy and a bit risky. Oh, I do have a great deal of fun when I get the opening to go that route. And it was a really pleasant break. Ended all refreshed to deal with the next meeting. Tomorrow I will return to some display of tits.

Good lord doll... you always make me regret stepping away from Lit for a while, but fuck if I don't love trolling back through your threads. You would make a fortune on OnlyFans. I'm volunteering to be your first customer.
 
Well, happy Friday. for today’s Friday Feature Film, how about something a bit trashy and a bit risky. Oh, I do have a great deal of fun when I get the opening to go that route. And it was a really pleasant break. Ended all refreshed to deal with the next meeting. Tomorrow I will return to some display of tits.

Welcome back. So glad to see you after a well deserved break.
I’d love to know the inspiration for your film (noticeably not posted on a Vednesday) and how one decides to watch Vampire porn. Alas, I think some secrets we will never know. But that’s ok, I’m just glad you are back. And your rants - classic as always.
This has turned out to be a great week!
 
Good lord doll... you always make me regret stepping away from Lit for a while, but fuck if I don't love trolling back through your threads. You would make a fortune on OnlyFans. I'm volunteering to be your first customer.

Well, I am happy to create a positive trolling experience.

I am not familiar with onlyfans. I assume it must be something for the young. I'm old remember. Here is the thing with anything like that though. Once money becomes involved, those paying are now entitled to a certain level of service that I'd be obligated to provide. I lose control, it becomes work, I no longer get to have fun, get to keep it about what I want. I don't need the money, I am not well to do by any means, but I do just fine and I have low standards and like things cheap and easy. What I need is freedom, a place where I can do what I want to do, and in the end what I want gets to matter most. If I accepted money or anything, I am just an employee, and what I want no longer really matters.

She also has cat masks to wear.
Thank you. It will be nice to get in touch better with my team.

her masks sound cute.

Welcome back. So glad to see you after a well deserved break.
I’d love to know the inspiration for your film (noticeably not posted on a Vednesday) and how one decides to watch Vampire porn. Alas, I think some secrets we will never know. But that’s ok, I’m just glad you are back. And your rants - classic as always.
This has turned out to be a great week!

well thank you. hahaha. Ok, well inspiration, see I was really revved up, and it was suggested I could blow off steam on the drive home, which I actually did today too, but I had a better idea at that moment.

As for Vampire porn, well covid, porn in masks, if I am wearing a mask during kink porn type sex I want it to be a little bit creepy, vampire, slutty vampire, slutty vampire porn. see, makes total sense, right.

And yes, it has been a fun week. I am glad to be back too.
 
I can say without irony that I like your non sexual talk, and your rants, not sure I understand much of the lingo as it falls on my foreign ears, but that's my problem. your sexy body has not escaped my attention either.
 
Well Hi Guys. It has been a minute. Yes, I am fine, I know I told y’all I always am. It is true.

Covid has not only caused companies to want to upgrade infrastructure such as ASAs, but it has also moved forward upgrades to internal infrastructure while offices are vacant. Then, of course, child care, and back to school is unusual. Also, yes, I was enjoying other online forums. Look, sometimes I am just not in the mood for sexy, so instead I try to have not sexual conversations, and someone tries to make it sexy, and then I give my computer the death glare. Now, this is obviously crazy, because I am on a fucking sex site, talking sexy is kind of the thing. Thus instead of wanting what doesn’t work, I go elsewhere. Maybe I go argue politics, maybe I create some pinterest failure crafts. Generally, this lasts a few days and I am horny again, so I come back. Sometimes though, the bored moms club is just more entertaining than hard cocks. I am surprised too, but yes, it happens. Yeah, I have been enjoying girl talk, designer bag clearances, and polish parties. When you want to talk football or I don’t know, the hair club for men, do y’all message me? No, you don’t, and please keep it that way. Facebook just hurt my feelings by saying there are events I might be interested in, I look, and it was two football games. They don’t know me at all. Do you really want to talk about Pop Polish’s new Halloween line or eagerly watch with me the Brahmin bags drop as Lord and Taylor amps up the closures? The Supernatural finale is coming soon, do you want to discuss if you are team Sam, team Dean, and whatever other bullshit? See, I respect y’all enough to not try to put you in that box, so I have compartmentalized lit as the erotica site it is, well mostly. I am still going to violate the word to image ratio that some feel should exist in ampics, but please, if you want to see me naked, you must accept I will run my mouth. I think that is a general rule of life. You want to see a woman naked, you have to at least pretend to listen sometimes. Anyway, If I am not feeling erotic, I am just not coming here. That’s it. If I am not here, I am fine, I am just not horny and, I respect y’all enough to not force you to feign much interest in indie polish or the current roles of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles if I am not going to be naked.

So yeah, nothing too exciting in my world. I bought many shiny things, nothing you guys would find remotely sexy. Well, I might make some videos featuring new indie nail polish. Y’all seem to tolerate my nail videos. And yes, lots of work. Hum, As for how bumblefuck turns, I was a little annoyed that our sheriff made inflammatory remarks in order to divert from the fact that he was being investigated because he can’t keep his dick in his pants and was using his power to keep his women in line. I thought his remarks, while well received locally and seemed would get him reelected, would also rile up the rednecks, and it was a shady thing to do. Well, I was mostly right, but wrong on one point. He was a shoe in to win election, the rednecks got so riled that they got their 15 minutes of fame on TMZ with their confederate flag waving, banjo playing, gun carrying, hills have eyes, street protests, but what I was wrong about is they actually arrest the sheriff. Damn, I never really believed they would, guess times really are changing.

Anyway, so now I am back checking out Lit while filming my tits and watching a vampire porn movie (don’t ask how I get to the porn I get to, some things should remain a mystery) Yes, I will go back through the comments shortly and address them.

So what is new here? I assume it is still the same, many a hard cocks and copious quantities of titty shots, just new players. Well, I usually like the feel of something new.


Welcome back! I took a little but if a hiatus and was sad to see that you had had taken one of your own.

When you say indie polish are you talking like the people & language or like nail polish?

Did they finally film the Supernatural finale? I’ve been a fan since it first started

What about new videos!?

100% Here for your stories!
 
Well, I am happy to create a positive trolling experience.

I am not familiar with onlyfans. I assume it must be something for the young. I'm old remember. Here is the thing with anything like that though. Once money becomes involved, those paying are now entitled to a certain level of service that I'd be obligated to provide. I lose control, it becomes work, I no longer get to have fun, get to keep it about what I want. I don't need the money, I am not well to do by any means, but I do just fine and I have low standards and like things cheap and easy. What I need is freedom, a place where I can do what I want to do, and in the end what I want gets to matter most. If I accepted money or anything, I am just an employee, and what I want no longer really matters.



Can't argue with that doll
 
well thanks, but oh I am not the hottest, just maybe one of the sluttiest, paired with one of the largest sets of gravity adjusted tits, paired with a personality that likes to get real nasty in an elevator just for giggles. Now I am not saying this is a bad thing. I think everyone should have a big boobed, slutty friend, who will get downright dirty in a dark corner of the club. The chicks I look back on the fondest, had the most fun with, the most laughs, caused the most debauchery with, yup it was those girls.


I know you weren't talking to me when you said this but your large gravity adjusted tits are big reasons I follow you here! But you knew that! I just like to say it from time to time. I agree that everyone should have big boobed and slutty friends. This is the type of comment I make after staring at your tits for a long time.

And while I'm all about tits, I want to give a shout out to your amazing pussy. I loved the latest video, and I'm always blown away by how wet you get and the wet sloshing sounds that you make when you masturbate! I feel that the random office you filmed yourself in was somehow blessed by your actions there!
 
oh, I want a titty safety briefing, just so I know what it entails. Well, not 2 minutes ago, I was just saying to someone that they should be careful when I climb up because of tits hitting them in the face, so one point is when in cow girl position, watch out for bouncing tits, they can pack a punch. Try placing your hands on them to protect your face. There is my tit safety briefing. What points do you have.

I would totally volunteer to be a titty safety test subject. I volunteer for you to climb on top of me and ride me hard so your tits are bouncing everywhere and hitting my face. We can do tests with your breasts hitting my face at full force as well as running tests with me holding onto your tits. I think both styles would be good but we have to test both to see which style works better, don't you think?
 
Oh Justa Its great to see your back posting but I need to clarify I'm not just here for the TIT's.
While the TIT's are all that AF I do enjoy the whole sexy body of yours!

As for the babble and the rants well they do help me remember your a real woman and not some stolen images from an abandon pic thread, plus they are fun to read so never sell yourself short.
And now back to lurking , Have a great weekend you sexy AF beauty!
 
Sex in a Star Fury, yay or nay?
Well, I have nothing better, but I think better can be done.

If not for my brother with his 8ish cats, she'd want to be the family crazy cat lady! :eek:

lol, I am a bit of a crazy cat lady myself. only have 4 right now.

I can say without irony that I like your non sexual talk, and your rants, not sure I understand much of the lingo as it falls on my foreign ears, but that's my problem. your sexy body has not escaped my attention either.

haha, yeah older and foreign, you are just screwed when it comes to brand of colloquial expression, made all the worse by the fact that I invent my own protologisms as I see fit. But hey, at least it comes with titty flashes.
 
Welcome back! I took a little but if a hiatus and was sad to see that you had had taken one of your own.

When you say indie polish are you talking like the people & language or like nail polish?

Did they finally film the Supernatural finale? I’ve been a fan since it first started

What about new videos!?

100% Here for your stories!
yeah, we all need to stop jacking and jilling off from time to time and get shit done. And I was talking independent nail polish The newest episodes are starting to air next month.
I have only posted new videos since I have been back.


Can't argue with that doll

Well you could, but I'd still maintain I was correct ;)

I know you weren't talking to me when you said this but your large gravity adjusted tits are big reasons I follow you here! But you knew that! I just like to say it from time to time. I agree that everyone should have big boobed and slutty friends. This is the type of comment I make after staring at your tits for a long time.

And while I'm all about tits, I want to give a shout out to your amazing pussy. I loved the latest video, and I'm always blown away by how wet you get and the wet sloshing sounds that you make when you masturbate! I feel that the random office you filmed yourself in was somehow blessed by your actions there!

Yeah, I would say there are 3 main types of men in my thread. Those who love really big like really really big natural tits. Those who launch everyday women who like to go over the line and get raunchy in more risky situations. And lastly those who just like any nude chick. I know you are a member of the big titty club.

And thank you. Yes, I think I shall make sure I have gotten off in every office and conference room without a security camera. I wasn't specifically trying, but I am almost there anyway

I would totally volunteer to be a titty safety test subject. I volunteer for you to climb on top of me and ride me hard so your tits are bouncing everywhere and hitting my face. We can do tests with your breasts hitting my face at full force as well as running tests with me holding onto your tits. I think both styles would be good but we have to test both to see which style works better, don't you think?

Well that sounds a very fun and practical application of scientific method. It is for science afterall.

Oh Justa Its great to see your back posting but I need to clarify I'm not just here for the TIT's.
While the TIT's are all that AF I do enjoy the whole sexy body of yours!

As for the babble and the rants well they do help me remember your a real woman and not some stolen images from an abandon pic thread, plus they are fun to read so never sell yourself short.
And now back to lurking , Have a great weekend you sexy AF beauty!

Well thank you. And yes, you can be safe in knowing that no one could dream this shit up. Why lurking?
 
Well happy Saturday. Today I have an old timey feeling Saturday matinee (because I can call tossing an old time filter on artsy and shit) Yes I promised there would be titties, so titties in their natural position sans the miracle of underwire or my hands lifting them up. Click the gif to hear my shower and watch the longer version.

http://i.imgur.com/41IETbQ.gif
 
Well happy Saturday. Today I have an old timey feeling Saturday matinee (because I can call tossing an old time filter on artsy and shit) Yes I promised there would be titties, so titties in their natural position sans the miracle of underwire or my hands lifting them up. Click the gif to hear my shower and watch the longer version.

http://i.imgur.com/41IETbQ.gif

well it is a happy saturday seeing you back and meaning to see those lovely tits... glad you're back posting...
 
Good morning. The boob shake at the end is fun. What I wouldn’t do to wake up to those in the morning.
I’ll soap your back if you soap mine.
 
That is one nice set of tits!!!!!!😃😃😃😃
thank you.

well it is a happy saturday seeing you back and meaning to see those lovely tits... glad you're back posting...
thanks. and yeah, you know how it is, I cum, I go, I cum again.

Good morning. The boob shake at the end is fun. What I wouldn’t do to wake up to those in the morning.
I’ll soap your back if you soap mine.

good morning. And well, you know what they say about milkshakes. Can I soap your front too?
 
Well happy Saturday. Today I have an old timey feeling Saturday matinee (because I can call tossing an old time filter on artsy and shit) Yes I promised there would be titties, so titties in their natural position sans the miracle of underwire or my hands lifting them up. Click the gif to hear my shower and watch the longer version.

http://i.imgur.com/41IETbQ.gif

Don't mind me staring and stroking on the other side of the shower...
 
Well happy Saturday. Today I have an old timey feeling Saturday matinee (because I can call tossing an old time filter on artsy and shit) Yes I promised there would be titties, so titties in their natural position sans the miracle of underwire or my hands lifting them up. Click the gif to hear my shower and watch the longer version.

http://i.imgur.com/41IETbQ.gif
It was like an old time double feature. Loved it!
 
good morning. And well, you know what they say about milkshakes. Can I soap your front too?

I love a good milkshake. 😜
I highly encourage you to wash my front. I think it would be beneficial for both of us to help clean those hard to reach areas.
I’m all about good hygiene.
 
Don't mind me staring and stroking on the other side of the shower...
mind? hell, I enjoy that.

Very hot your breasts are glorious 😍
thank you. wet titties are always awesome

It was like an old time double feature. Loved it!
oh I do love an evening with a good double..um... feature yeah we will go with that.

I love a good milkshake. 😜
I highly encourage you to wash my front. I think it would be beneficial for both of us to help clean those hard to reach areas.
I’m all about good hygiene.

hygiene is very important. My showers are a very important part of my day.
 
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