Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A ripe juicy plum ready for plucking.

Well, you do know how much I like plucking.

Wow! Damn girl!!

Thank you.

You in bike shorts. In a word, fuck yes!

They are very comfortable too.

I don't know if you are into ass slapping, but damn, I kinda want to smack your ass! You can come ride my bike anytime.

I do like a little spanking. And yes please. Wait, bike is a euphemism for hard cock, right? Because that is much preferable to ride.

 

[kdunn762012]

Win, win then.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And next up is a skirt and sweater. Yes, tried a belt. The skirt was juniors so I went one size up, should have gone one size down, it is way too big. I like the sweater though.

http://i.imgur.com/vkDPIOVm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gnPZvHQm.jpg

 

[Mtnmike]

next up in today's fashion show...

bike shorts that will never actually see the seat of a bike, and a top for work.

http://i.imgur.com/Iqr4CcHm.jpg

the top has a little cleavage but not too much

http://i.imgur.com/WgNCVDtm.jpg

and it is quite stretchy

http://i.imgur.com/mzvomdlm.jpg

Well now, I sure wouldn't get any work done with you dressed like that.

 

[Mtnmike]

more bike shorts they say.

http://i.imgur.com/AiymFNvm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7plBS2vm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VsQwDw2m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o2GHGeBm.jpg

You definitely fill them out well, very nice.

 

[Mtnmike]

And next up is a skirt and sweater. Yes, tried a belt. The skirt was juniors so I went one size up, should have gone one size down, it is way too big. I like the sweater though.

http://i.imgur.com/vkDPIOVm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gnPZvHQm.jpg

I prefer it with the belt!! So Sexy.

 

[clark_kent]

Horizontal striped bike shorts - now you’re onto something. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that fashion choice?
I do enjoy the rear view of the shorts. Maybe it’s time I take up biking. Will I get in trouble “riding behind” or is that encouraged?
The skirt may be too big, but it promotes good air circulation and easy access - so it may be your most practical item of clothing (outside of the hardest working bras in show business).
Hope your day is spectacular.

 

[kdunn762012]

Your tits look fabulous in that sweater. I believe the old crude teen term is sweater puppies.

 

[chanticleer]

I do like a little spanking. And yes please. Wait, bike is a euphemism for hard cock, right? Because that is much preferable to ride.

Great! And yes, riding my bike is a euphemism for climbing aboard to riding my cock. I was trying to be subtle-not-so-subtle, but now that subtlety is out of the window please come hither and climb aboard my hard dick and ride it as hard as you want to while I smack your ass.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well now, I sure wouldn't get any work done with you dressed like that.

Well the tits tend to stay inside the shirt when co-workers are looking at me.

You definitely fill them out well, very nice.

Thank you. The do seem to work on my ass.

I prefer it with the belt!! So Sexy.

Well more likely I will wear it wirh yoga pants and no belt, but that is how work goes.

Those shorts make your derriere look hotter than hell and that sweater my God it makes your breasts look hotter than hell as well.

Well thank you. Sometimes I get lucky and find awesomeness

Horizontal striped bike shorts - now you’re onto something. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that fashion choice?
I do enjoy the rear view of the shorts. Maybe it’s time I take up biking. Will I get in trouble “riding behind” or is that encouraged?
The skirt may be too big, but it promotes good air circulation and easy access - so it may be your most practical item of clothing (outside of the hardest working bras in show business).
Hope your day is spectacular.

I am sure they will be all the rage. I lije being riden from behind as long as no bikes are involved

Your tits look fabulous in that sweater. I believe the old crude teen term is sweater puppies.

Sweater St. Bernards in my case.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Great! And yes, riding my bike is a euphemism for climbing aboard to riding my cock. I was trying to be subtle-not-so-subtle, but now that subtlety is out of the window please come hither and climb aboard my hard dick and ride it as hard as you want to while I smack your ass.

Ok excellent. Just wanted to make sure no bicycles were involved as that sounds dangerous. Tricycles might be a more solid choice if trying to have sex on something in that genre.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Next up, another sweater.

http://i.imgur.com/yBouAIAm.jpg

Not too low cut, not too reserved.
http://i.imgur.com/ooA8dVXm.jpg

And quite stretchy.

http://i.imgur.com/v8MAhSPm.jpg

 

[chanticleer]

Ok excellent. Just wanted to make sure no bicycles were involved as that sounds dangerous. Tricycles might be a more solid choice if trying to have sex on something in that genre.

Yeah, in my mind there are no bikes or any other kind of vehicles involved. Just me, you, and your bike shorts while you're riding me hard on my bed with your big tits in my face.

And I'm loving the fashion show!

 

[Tractorman999]

Sorry can’t get beyond those nipples, just intoxicating

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Very sexy

Thank you.

Yeah, in my mind there are no bikes or any other kind of vehicles involved. Just me, you, and your bike shorts while you're riding me hard on my bed with your big tits in my face.

And I'm loving the fashion show!

Hum, if I am riding you, where are the bike shorts?

I suspect you are fibbing a little about loving the fashion show, but I am having fun. And I am tossing in random nudity so I think it is a win win

Sorry can’t get beyond those nipples, just intoxicating

Are my nipples distracting you from admiring the awesomeness of my cheap sweater? Ok, that might have been my intent

 

[Tractorman999]

Sorry your sweater is completely secondary to .....

 

[chanticleer]

Hum, if I am riding you, where are the bike shorts?

I suspect you are fibbing a little about loving the fashion show, but I am having fun. And I am tossing in random nudity so I think it is a win win

You are right, I wasn't clear in my storytelling. You start with only the bike shorts on, you bend over and I spank you a little bit, then take them off you. THEN you ride me!

I'm not lying! Yeah, I wouldn't say the Old Navy garment was classy or anything but I don't care about that as long as you show off your tits. I'm a simple guy. And you are throwing in some random nudity so I'm loving it! And I'm having fun too. And I loved those horizontal stripe gifs. They were hypnotizing.

 

[Mtnmike]

Next up, another sweater.

http://i.imgur.com/yBouAIAm.jpg

Not too low cut, not too reserved.
http://i.imgur.com/ooA8dVXm.jpg

And quite stretchy.

http://i.imgur.com/v8MAhSPm.jpg

That's nice, I like to see cleavage.
You definitely got that covered

 

[Wld1936]

Next up, another sweater.

http://i.imgur.com/yBouAIAm.jpg

Not too low cut, not too reserved.
http://i.imgur.com/ooA8dVXm.jpg

And quite stretchy.

http://i.imgur.com/v8MAhSPm.jpg

I
Very sexy!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry your sweater is completely secondary to .....

You probably don't notice my nails when I show them off either

You are right, I wasn't clear in my storytelling. You start with only the bike shorts on, you bend over and I spank you a little bit, then take them off you. THEN you ride me!

I'm not lying! Yeah, I wouldn't say the Old Navy garment was classy or anything but I don't care about that as long as you show off your tits. I'm a simple guy. And you are throwing in some random nudity so I'm loving it! And I'm having fun too. And I loved those horizontal stripe gifs. They were hypnotizing.

Ah, and here I was imagining bike short hats or something..

So what you are saying is I could walk around in a nun's habit as long as I flash my tits every so often, it works? Good to know.

And glad I didn't give you vertigo

That's nice, I like to see cleavage.
You definitely got that covered

Yeah, if you can count on me for anything, it is cleavage

I
Very sexy!

Thank you.

 

[Tractorman999]

Justa sorry us men are simple creatures and easily distracted lol

 

[chanticleer]

Y



Ah, and here I was imagining bike short hats or something..

So what you are saying is I could walk around in a nun's habit as long as I flash my tits every so often, it works? Good to know.

And glad I didn't give you vertigo

Haha, I think you have a better imagination than I do. Now I'm imagining pulling down your bike shorts and smacking your ass with them, how's that?

Yeah, that's totally what I'm saying. You could wear a potato sack as you said (like the Old Navy one), and as long as you show your tits at times I'm as happy as a pig rolling around in mud. And I can't think of anything that would get me to pray more than seeing you in a nun's habit with your tits out. I've told you before that I worship your tits and seeing you in a nun's habit would make me a religious man.

Nope, didn't quite get vertigo but a certain body part of mine was certainly at full height.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa sorry us men are simple creatures and easily distracted lol

It is actually one of the things I appreciate about men, goal oriented, appreciate the simple things, focus on the positive.

Haha, I think you have a better imagination than I do. Now I'm imagining pulling down your bike shorts and smacking your ass with them, how's that?

Yeah, that's totally what I'm saying. You could wear a potato sack as you said (like the Old Navy one), and as long as you show your tits at times I'm as happy as a pig rolling around in mud. And I can't think of anything that would get me to pray more than seeing you in a nun's habit with your tits out. I've told you before that I worship your tits and seeing you in a nun's habit would make me a religious man.

Nope, didn't quite get vertigo but a certain body part of mine was certainly at full height.

Well if I am ever wearing a habit, I can promise that I will conduct myself in the most vulgar way possible. How could I not?

 

[missswannie]

Well if I am ever wearing a habit, I can promise that I will conduct myself in the most vulgar way possible. How could I not?

I got a laugh out of that. I could just imagine a convent dwelling habit wearing version. I just can't imagine the habit wearing folks ALL getting their base emotions under check and there not being the faction that gets loose. Victorian novels and all, but surely?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, I do have other fashion items with various tit, ass, leg, and pussy flash shots but the day is wearing short so I will save them. I did want to share my personal surprise winner though, this Banana Republic dress.

http://i.imgur.com/HkgbJ88m.jpg

Ok, for those who don't know, Gap is the parent company of Old Navy and Banana Republic. They segregate their business from lower class which is Old Navy. I buy the kid clothing there, yoga pants. I have tried their tops, but they are all so thin you can see through them. Like what the hell, when I want people to see my bra, they will know.

Then there is Gap, and that is middle class. I will buy tops and dresses from time to time.

Then upper class is Banana Republic. They are just more than I want to pay for clothes when I will probably spill something on them in the first 2 hours. Seriously, others have big goals of curing cancer and saving the world, I hope to make it through the day with spilling something on my boobs.

Ended up looking amoung all of their sales and clearance because coupon codes, and the above dress came out to $10 down from. "$150". Now $150 is absurd, it isn't that nice, but for $10, sure I will try. I get it and think I will hate it. I mean it is going to want to be ironed, do I seem like I look forward to ironing? Probably best to dry clean, ugh. Then I try it on. Damn, it is cute and has pockets.

http://i.imgur.com/bp7Wlu5m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rFkqMa7m.jpg

So yeah, I think this wins out of this sale.