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Oh Justa, I am so sorry, I would LOVE to be able to give you a tongue lashing when ever you wanted it. In the shower or out
Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.
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Oh Justa, I am so sorry, I would LOVE to be able to give you a tongue lashing when ever you wanted it. In the shower or out
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Justa, you are a delicious woman! I would love to explore and devour you and your delicious curves!
Thank You Justa, that was a awesome video. You have a Beautiful hoochie, so small & looks so tasty!!! You left some pubes to, love how you are shaved
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well, thank you. you are so helpful
Oh Justa, I am so sorry, I would LOVE to be able to give you a tongue lashing when ever you wanted it. In the shower or out
well thanks. I'd take you up on the offer.
I agree with that thought.
thank you. Full of good ideas this afternoon.
you are welcome
Thank You Justa, that was a awesome video. You have a Beautiful hoochie, so small & looks so tasty!!! You left some pubes to, love how you are shaved
thank you. Yes, my hairstyle is primarily decorative. I don't like the completely bare look, but also big fan of tongue in my cunt and all, so hairless where a mouth would be, but enough hair to be visible when standing nude in front of a mirror.
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So, I guess today shall be a rant in the form of another episode of As Bumblefuck Turns. I have been asked about the viral video from North Florida this week. Yes, he is sort of mine. But remember, I live in bumblefuck on county lines and consider a couple counties home. It is times like this where my first thought is to say nope, nope, nope, not it. He ain’t mine. I call the other county, my house is like 200 feet off the line. I don’t claim him. Besides, he was elected by suburbia not bumblefuck.
My next thought is god damn, his campaign manager is either completely insane or an evil fucking genius. The election is in a month out. Campaigning is in full swing. For the past year, he has been under a criminal investigation for his sexcapades, payoff and abuse of power, and it was hitting the states attorneys office the next morning, so he released this hours before. His campaign could not take the mistress being the talk of town again, the religious folks don’t like his affair, so he spits out this crazy shit to give them something else to talk about. It is either insane or brilliant, but it sure as hell squashed the affair talk.
Then, oh fuck you dude, seriously, fuck off. In order to detract from you not being able to keep your dick in your pants, you basically dare people to come and riot, and guilt the gun toting residents to pick up the fight as needed. Da Fuq. You could have just released a video saying “masks invite the Devil to conquer your soul, and I will fight for God and all that is holy and American, and as God is my witness, I will not enforcing any mask ordinance, yippie god, guns, and America.” But no, you do this instead. However, bumblefuckians are eating it up. Mostly “yippie hero sheriff, I’m proud to stand behind you”. Though there is some creepy shit too. A little talk of organizing the militia, images of ARs with like “the only black that matters”. God damn it, he riled up the creepy rednecks. He also pissed off redneck teenyboppers because they think it was a video threat to specifically them, because yes, a police force over 200,000 people put out a direct threat to 40 teens in bumblefuck. See, A couple of teens were rather bored this past weekend, and decided they are going to have an antiracism march, through bumblefuck, in 6 days, on July 4th. However, when they contacted the sheriff Monday so they could have law enforcement there, he said not the 4th, move it out a week and I will come and do an interview too. Truth, he could send a cop, just not himself as better publicity elsewhere that day. He probably wants to come for the photo ops and sound bites, maybe scope a new future mistress too. Kids hold to July 4th, so he says well if it goes south, it goes south. Then this video is posted the next day. If anything, it is a threat to rnc protesters to keep their protests in the city, and not overflow to the burps. But now the teens are riled, which is working up the grown ups, because they are sick of hearing the teens whine, and just want to have their beer and shoot fireworks on the 4th, in peace.
Now, I personally don’t care whether anyone is Republican, Democrat, Liberal, Conservative, Martian etc. My personal view is I want people to be able to marry their same sex biracial partner, adopt a child or have an abortion, while protecting their pot fields with their arsenal of guns, if that is what they want to do. I have no desire to stand in the way of anything and prefer the government not be up my ass. Y’all be you the best you can, be bold, be different, be weird, and I will happily laugh and cheer you on while I do the same. However, my last thought is, wait, wait, I am a law abiding, gun toting citizen. So, um, if you deputize us, can I get a traffic citation book too? I so call traffic cop. Seriously, I have long had dreams about ticketing lazy ass people who don’t use signals and moronic left lane hogs. Everyone else can have their dreams of bringing out the big guns, I want to fine dumbass drivers. So, um yeah, be whatever you want to be, except the dumbass driver in front of me. Now, give me that citation book and make my day.
So yeah, bumblefuck has been turning rapidly this week. I kind of miss when the weird ass cow field meditation dancing chick was the big news. It was way more humorous.
My next thought is god damn, his campaign manager is either completely insane or an evil fucking genius. The election is in a month out. Campaigning is in full swing. For the past year, he has been under a criminal investigation for his sexcapades, payoff and abuse of power, and it was hitting the states attorneys office the next morning, so he released this hours before. His campaign could not take the mistress being the talk of town again, the religious folks don’t like his affair, so he spits out this crazy shit to give them something else to talk about. It is either insane or brilliant, but it sure as hell squashed the affair talk.
Then, oh fuck you dude, seriously, fuck off. In order to detract from you not being able to keep your dick in your pants, you basically dare people to come and riot, and guilt the gun toting residents to pick up the fight as needed. Da Fuq. You could have just released a video saying “masks invite the Devil to conquer your soul, and I will fight for God and all that is holy and American, and as God is my witness, I will not enforcing any mask ordinance, yippie god, guns, and America.” But no, you do this instead. However, bumblefuckians are eating it up. Mostly “yippie hero sheriff, I’m proud to stand behind you”. Though there is some creepy shit too. A little talk of organizing the militia, images of ARs with like “the only black that matters”. God damn it, he riled up the creepy rednecks. He also pissed off redneck teenyboppers because they think it was a video threat to specifically them, because yes, a police force over 200,000 people put out a direct threat to 40 teens in bumblefuck. See, A couple of teens were rather bored this past weekend, and decided they are going to have an antiracism march, through bumblefuck, in 6 days, on July 4th. However, when they contacted the sheriff Monday so they could have law enforcement there, he said not the 4th, move it out a week and I will come and do an interview too. Truth, he could send a cop, just not himself as better publicity elsewhere that day. He probably wants to come for the photo ops and sound bites, maybe scope a new future mistress too. Kids hold to July 4th, so he says well if it goes south, it goes south. Then this video is posted the next day. If anything, it is a threat to rnc protesters to keep their protests in the city, and not overflow to the burps. But now the teens are riled, which is working up the grown ups, because they are sick of hearing the teens whine, and just want to have their beer and shoot fireworks on the 4th, in peace.
Now, I personally don’t care whether anyone is Republican, Democrat, Liberal, Conservative, Martian etc. My personal view is I want people to be able to marry their same sex biracial partner, adopt a child or have an abortion, while protecting their pot fields with their arsenal of guns, if that is what they want to do. I have no desire to stand in the way of anything and prefer the government not be up my ass. Y’all be you the best you can, be bold, be different, be weird, and I will happily laugh and cheer you on while I do the same. However, my last thought is, wait, wait, I am a law abiding, gun toting citizen. So, um, if you deputize us, can I get a traffic citation book too? I so call traffic cop. Seriously, I have long had dreams about ticketing lazy ass people who don’t use signals and moronic left lane hogs. Everyone else can have their dreams of bringing out the big guns, I want to fine dumbass drivers. So, um yeah, be whatever you want to be, except the dumbass driver in front of me. Now, give me that citation book and make my day.
So yeah, bumblefuck has been turning rapidly this week. I kind of miss when the weird ass cow field meditation dancing chick was the big news. It was way more humorous.
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You haven’t had a rant in awhile. Boy, when you’ve bottled them up for so long, a real doozy comes out. Fantastic! I’m thinking I’d like to see what happens if you refrain from having an orgasms for awhile and then one day go to town!
Love the panties selection....and your boobs of course.
Love the panties selection....and your boobs of course.
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Happy indeed. Those panties look incredible on you.
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Rant
I do like your rants, if only I understood a little of what you were talking about, do you have a gun, and would you ever use it, and are you able to police traffic, it is all a bit surreal to someone who can honestly say they have never seen a gun in real life, and think the world would be a better place without them, someone may get hurt.
I do like your rants, if only I understood a little of what you were talking about, do you have a gun, and would you ever use it, and are you able to police traffic, it is all a bit surreal to someone who can honestly say they have never seen a gun in real life, and think the world would be a better place without them, someone may get hurt.
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Well ranted!!
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lol. hey, someone asked haha. and thank you.
thanks. They are Candie's. Truth is they are juniors, marketed to teens, but I do what I want, damn it
Well, the gist is a sheriff of one of our counties in Florida, overall a county that no one much cares about as it is some suburbs of a major city and the rest rural farm towns, was about to be in the news again due to him waiving his dick around the women folk. He then went on a rant, waiving his big dick around, on a social media, with a bunch of his cops, basically saying cops are not the enemy, we don't have a problem here in my area, God is absent from Black Lives Matter and other causes, and if protesters think they can come in here, disrupt our quality of life, acting a fool, and pull shit we see on TV, well the moment you step out, you will get your 5 minutes of fame, but we will stand up, and give you everything we got, and if his police can't handle it, he will deputize every legal gun owner in the county to back him up. I think it was incendiary, especially to black lives matter as he called them by name. And pointless, because no one gave a fuck about this area. I think he purposely made it incendiary to get people talking about this because it is a conservative bible thumping county and if people starting talking about him waiving his dick around the women again, he wouldn't get elected next month. Where as conservatives are more accepting of this type of dick waiving rhetoric. Anyway, it got picked up by local news, then CNN and all the others, because it is highly usual. His opponents think it was reckless and sounds like a challenge to extreme political movements. His supporters think it is about time some police department somewhere in this country stood up and said this.
The only people who like their guns more than rural Floridians are rural Texans. This particular area is a gun sanctuary (meaning they won't enforce gun control) No one knows how many legal gun owners or guns there are in Florida because permits and licensing and background checks are not required to buy or own a gun, just to carry them on your person. In this area, I would think 35% to 65% own guns. I think the suburbs have less, and the rural area much more. About 15% have concealed weapons permits here, ie they can carry them hidden on their body. You can carry them in your glove box without a permit though. Rural folks tend to own many guns, not just one.Meaning he threatened to deputize, somewhere between maybe 25,000 to maybe up to 145,000 legal gun owning civilians as temporary police officers. It is insane and will never happen, but is legal. A sheriff in many places, including here, can deputize anyone he wants as a temporary police officers, assuming they aren't a felon, and you can be jailed short term if you refuse. I don't think anyone has been punished for refusing in 100s of years, but they did actually deputize civilians during 60s riots in some places. Also, on and off some rural areas deputize maybe 100 civilians to help in manhunts or natural disasters. In most areas, the sheriff can not supply guns, thus they look for existing owners. The authority one would have would be what the sheriff says you have, assuming not criminal. Hence, my joke about requesting traffic duties when he deputizes every legal gun owner, including myself. It will never happen, thus it is just me making a joke because of the extreme statement.
If everyone including Bubba and Methany got deputized, well it is too ludicrous to even consider what if.
Well, ya know, someone asked.
You are quite welcome.
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If I could, I definitely would... you deserve it, and I would definitely love to be the one to give it to you
So very very sexy and alluring. I love when you post, because I get to see a very sexy and arousing woman.
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Loved your Thursday pics... as always you look amazing!!!
And your rant was spectacular... Kinda hard to relate to some of it because living up here in Canada and in a fairly urban area, there aren't the numbers of guns around like they have down there....
Have a great evening and hope you enjoy your long weekend..
And your rant was spectacular... Kinda hard to relate to some of it because living up here in Canada and in a fairly urban area, there aren't the numbers of guns around like they have down there....
Have a great evening and hope you enjoy your long weekend..
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Well, then I’m asking you to go 5 days with no orgasm or self-pleasure of any kind and then go to town and provide a detailed report! LOL
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Tongue lashings should culminate in moaning ecstasy! I love the light fingernail coloring. Is that a special friend?
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If I could, I definitely would... you deserve it, and I would definitely love to be the one to give it to you
So very very sexy and alluring. I love when you post, because I get to see a very sexy and arousing woman.
I do, damn it,lol. and thank you
thank you
Loved your Thursday pics... as always you look amazing!!!
And your rant was spectacular... Kinda hard to relate to some of it because living up here in Canada and in a fairly urban area, there aren't the numbers of guns around like they have down there....
Have a great evening and hope you enjoy your long weekend..
thank you. And I don't want to make America sound like a gun toting country, though we might be, it is normal to me. I guess they estimate we have about 120 civilian guns for every 100 civilians, but again there are some areas not so much, and others where the average owner owns dozens. I think the country as a whole, only 25% of people are owners maybe, but the top 5% own double and triple digits. Florida is middle of the road for number of owners, but damn, some of them own a lot. I do think they are a more rural thing. Lots of hunters, long police response times etc.
You have a good weekend too.
I do that most every month lol.Well, then I’m asking you to go 5 days with no orgasm or self-pleasure of any kind and then go to town and provide a detailed report! LOL
they should. thank you. and not sure, don't think so.
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Love your thong Thursday pics and agree with your rant! Let ppl live their lives and marry whomever they desire. It's not the government's business.
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"The only people who like their guns more than rural Floridians are rural Texans. This particular area is a gun sanctuary (meaning they won't enforce gun control) No one knows how many legal gun owners or guns there are in Florida because permits and licensing and background checks are not required to buy or own a gun, just to carry them on your person."
Oklahoma isn't far behind and we have constitutional carry, meaning no permits required to carry either open or concealed. I believe that background checks are required by the ATF to purchase guns in the US, except between private individuals.
Oklahoma isn't far behind and we have constitutional carry, meaning no permits required to carry either open or concealed. I believe that background checks are required by the ATF to purchase guns in the US, except between private individuals.
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I'm a little late to the party, but thanks for treating us to views of your gorgeous boobs and spankable ass!
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Damn It !!!
Now I have visions of a Naked Dancing Cowfield Chic with a Badge and a Gun !!
Then I justa have to remember..
It Is.... After all
FLORIDA!!!
Aint MERICA Awesome???
lol. yeah, is that really what we want haha.
thank you. and indeed, it isn't anyone's business if they aren't hurting anyone.
very true. I guess technically Alaska is the winner. Really, half the states are very gun friendly. No one really knows what is out there with whom. Yes, if you want to be a federally licensed dealer, you must follow ATF requirements such as background checks. However, between 20% to 50% of accusations are private. Hence, half the states have added laws to extend background checks to private sales and others have added second amendment sanctuary laws instead, in case government tries. I am actually for background checks but I can admit there are some privacy, financial, and fiduciary concerns, I just don't think those concerns outweigh the positive.
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