Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Given you show your face here and seem to work for a large company with a workforce spread all over the place, does it make you nervous that your coworkers might stumble upon this or is that part of the thrill?

It does make me nervous, but the truth is that I am so invisible I think that maybe 50 people could recognize me.

I am just a blank picture being skype typing, or just a voice on the computer or phone. My boss even has no idea what I look like. nor his. in my direct department, only 2 have ever seen me, and the most recent was like 2 years ago.

I loved reading today’s rant. I think you speak for a hell of a lot of the women here, especially those that either post or are thinking about posting in the ampics thread, that there is no need under any circumstances to be rude or abusive to any of them, just to get their own rocks off. The simple answer is, if you don’t like what you see, shut your mouth and move on to something else. I agree it has taken a lot of courage by some of the posters to even post clothed or partially clothed pics, never mind more explicit.

Keep it up girls, you know I’m the eternal perv and love all of you.

haha. yeah I am obviously on fire today. hell, my password for a store just became Fuckyou1$ because I was so annoyed they required me to change my password. I am sure that will play well 2 months from now when I forgot I was all annoyed. I am seriously bitchy today.
And I don't know, maybe some have had the same thoughts, but some of the pet peeves are all my own most likely. Again, I don't think the submissive chicks are all, stop talking to me like a fucking submissive, it was fun yesterday, but it is just pissing me off today kind of deal.

I just love number 6 in your driving rant. My favourite when someone has my tailgate in touch is to keep the accelerator, gas to you, pedal steady and touch the brake pedal lightly so the braking light comes on.then watch the bugger behind do a nose stand when he hits the brakes so hard. He then needs to get his pants and seat valeted.

haha. yeah I usually just ignore it, but seriously, what is the point, riding my ass isn't going to make the guy in front of me get the guy in front of him to go faster. and I don't ride asses, though mostly because I don't have the breaks or tires to pull it off lol. I keep a space bubble for a reason. my car isn't stopping on a dime. maybe on $10 in the form of pennies, shit.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I had to google BEC... not a term I’ve come across before - I fucking love you!

Btw - scarier than read receipts...

https://www.wired.com/story/how-email-open-tracking-quietly-took-over-the-web/amp

Other than fuckers that comment negatively when they post fuck all themselves, my list includes the numerous young men that have mommy fantasies... telling me you like ‘older women’ does nothing for me because I am in fucking denial about being older...

And the grim liars because I get this is the internet and loads of people lie but I’ve had a couple of widowers I’ve shown sympathy for who were outed are liars... and that’s a step too far...

And the blokes who think you’re into them because you have been polite enough to acknowledge their approach. One guy got really stalkery after only just a single, short, polite reply and started to tell me I knew deep down that we were meant to be together - it took ages of ever decreasing levels of diplomacy to tell him to fuck off...

 

[ohverbatum7]

The best joke of the Edinburgh Festival:

Working at the job centre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

 

[ohverbatum7]

You think you have problems? I drive on the Inverness to Aberdeen road, 200 miles of mainly single carriageway, and it is littered with tractors delivering their products at 35 miles an hour on a 60MPH road, if not that someone driving at 40 while they take in the scenery on the before mentioned road.

 

[charterguy05]

so where should I begin my saturday night fashion show. You know I am going to prolong it, as I do so enjoy Saturday night dress up

new stockings

http://i.imgur.com/x5sWE3xm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1EzjZvom.jpg

I really like them, I think the designs are quite cute

They are quite cute but you wearing them makes it so much more sexy

 

[wickedpanda]

Justa my oh shit moment happened today at the mans store Auto parts place, and I see a car with Hooligan on it, been seeing a few of these last few weeks ,always wondered but never cared enough to ask.....

Well since I don't follow NASCAR , I liked stockcar racing, anyway Hooligan is branded to one of the drivers and not some bad UK band or Irish runaways and you can get free socks when you buy oil, yep only in America and in Florida.

Then I asked the counter guy who wears socks, he shrugs fuck if I know and that ended the hooligan story .....what you what Shakespeare from me , not gonna happen, a wolf whistle, an anatomical compliment and my lust these I can offer.

oh got to go Meccha Godzilla is on and the tiny asian twins, oh sure their like a hundred now but not then. Later you BEC sexy girl, crackers and water are on the bed side table if you drop in.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I had to google BEC... not a term I’ve come across before - I fucking love you!

Btw - scarier than read receipts...

https://www.wired.com/story/how-email-open-tracking-quietly-took-over-the-web/amp

Other than fuckers that comment negatively when they post fuck all themselves, my list includes the numerous young men that have mommy fantasies... telling me you like ‘older women’ does nothing for me because I am in fucking denial about being older...

And the grim liars because I get this is the internet and loads of people lie but I’ve had a couple of widowers I’ve shown sympathy for who were outed are liars... and that’s a step too far...

And the blokes who think you’re into them because you have been polite enough to acknowledge their approach. One guy got really stalkery after only just a single, short, polite reply and started to tell me I knew deep down that we were meant to be together - it took ages of ever decreasing levels of diplomacy to tell him to fuck off...

Yeah I guess bec is an American chick thing. Again usually mother in laws.

I don't like personal tracking. Companies tracking doesn't bother me, but I don't want side eye from acquaintances that I didn't answer for 3 days after opening, but I don't want to feel that timer.

And haha, yeah the mother ones, so not my thing, but not on my bec list. It is not a role I am interested in playing and upfront about it. The It is not you, it is me is often true. I mean, it is nice to come up right upfront what you are in to, so not wasting time in something you want to go somewhere going nowhere. Plenty of guys ghost me with my list, no offense taken. I put a big focus on not serious, silly, funny. You know if that is you or not. Same with the men who tell me they are looking for polite, submissive, lady like and shit. I laugh and tell them flat out, you so have the wrong chick.

The mommy ones I don't trust are the chicks. I know a lot of chicks, and aside from the young boy quick joke, the long funny real truth is how they don't want to be around young guys, they want them to get out of the house so they can have their life back, their food back, and ditch the smell. Lol. So yeah I don't trust the mommies. I think they are men not finding mommies so trying the roll play another way.

As for the sympathy liars, if I have seen it, I haven't noticed. But again seeking sympathy, I am more likely to not engage than engage. I am not good with it. If you are seeking sympathy, you are looking at the wrong girl.

Yeah if anyone tells me we are meant to be together, it is not you, it's me is the answer haha. I mean clearly they are looking at the wrong girl. Only chocolate should be saying that to me. Wine can't even say that shit.

The best joke of the Edinburgh Festival:

Working at the job centre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

Haha. Yeah that would suck lol.

You think you have problems? I drive on the Inverness to Aberdeen road, 200 miles of mainly single carriageway, and it is littered with tractors delivering their products at 35 miles an hour on a 60MPH road, if not that someone driving at 40 while they take in the scenery on the before mentioned road.

Ok that sucks, but vehicles that clearly just can't but have no better option don't bother me near as much. I know they are trying. But yeah the fuckwits who don't even bother trying to drive appropriately piss me off.

They are quite cute but you wearing them makes it so much more sexy

Well thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa my oh shit moment happened today at the mans store Auto parts place, and I see a car with Hooligan on it, been seeing a few of these last few weeks ,always wondered but never cared enough to ask.....

Well since I don't follow NASCAR , I liked stockcar racing, anyway Hooligan is branded to one of the drivers and not some bad UK band or Irish runaways and you can get free socks when you buy oil, yep only in America and in Florida.

Then I asked the counter guy who wears socks, he shrugs fuck if I know and that ended the hooligan story .....what you what Shakespeare from me , not gonna happen, a wolf whistle, an anatomical compliment and my lust these I can offer.

oh got to go Meccha Godzilla is on and the tiny asian twins, oh sure their like a hundred now but not then. Later you BEC sexy girl, crackers and water are on the bed side table if you drop in.

Lol. Awesome hooligan story. Totally Shakespearean.

Oh don't think I can't reenact mechagodzilla lol

http://i.imgur.com/pHepXtzm.jpg

And I will share this week's household additions

Come on, we all know porgs are fucking cute
http://i.imgur.com/PbxR9utm.jpg


But who can resist this cutie

http://i.imgur.com/otGDH2Nm.jpg

Cthulhu rocks. Thank you Lovecraft. I have really enjoyed the modern mainstreaming of Cthulhu as well.

One of the great things about having kids, who knows which toys are his and which are mine lol

 

[GarrettTX1]

LOL Awesome rants there. Much like we have the "Don't mess with Texas" thing going on here - think we need to add a "Don't Fuck with Da Justa" one too.

So much awesome real estate you covered there - but just a couple a rant replies here...

#3, 9, and 11 from Rant Numero Uno: . Consider myself very very blessed to have some longtime women friends who have not only shared with me INVALUABLE info all guys should know from Y'alls side - but also told me some horror stories about guys who can be serious jackasses. I want to go visit all of them and slap the fuck out of them and say "dude, cut this shit out - you're making us all look like a bunch of psycho jerks". Oh and from the guys side - most of them are the whiny douchy bitches you so appropriately called them. Real men NEVER EVER attack women verbally or especially physically and that still applies to out here in internetland IMO.

#4. agree on that one. But some folks can be lazy asses in the corp world and not engage like they were asked or usually directed to do so. However, there are some folks who rock and you should always always thank them and support them when they do so. Like for example - a fine ass sexy woman that can do her job well, yet still have time to do epic rants, and then somehow still have time to take and share some sexy pictures to take care of her adorning fans.

I really really hate playing the copy a VP on the 3rd email they have yet to reply to (albeit it possibly being a $1M deal for the company/yourself) - but unfortunately some of us still have somewhat of a mortgage left, really like having health insurance, and that whole money to go buy stuff with and travel thingy.

rant #2 is gold. Gonna copy-paste-save-and share that baby for sure. North Dallas is blowing up like crazy growth wise and seems a large portion of these idiots drivers chose to move here recently as well. I would just add one thing from a man's perspective. Most of the guys driving like assholes are usually just lil fucking Napoleans that get their asses kicked at work or whatever. I find most of us regular guys will just laugh at someone who is a total jackass and maybe give them a look like are you looking to get you ass kicked today or what?

 

[Noname63]

"3) fucking turn signals were invented for a fucking reason. You are not fucking special. use it when turning and when changing lanes. you simply just have to stick your finger out a little bit. look, I stick fingers out all the time, i manage to get my middle finger up real high often, you can fucking hit a fucking signal"

Pretty silly, but I drive through an area that a lot of dealerships use as the "test drive route" pretty often. Nothing makes me chuckle to my self more then when I pull up next to someone on a test drive and have them roll their window down, then explain that I would look at buying a different car. When them and the salesperson gives me a awkward look I explain that either they need to spring for the option pack that includes turn signals or find a car that includes them since it doesn't look like the one they are test driving seems to have any.


Sill I know, but it makes them think, and I look like a jerk, which I am fine with.

 

[thomasthehorny765]

I'm sorry for my ignorance... but what is a bec?

 

[Icy1]

I’m not as wordy as you but on reading your lit rant I was nodding my head several times. I’m sure I’ve thought those things and more over the last few years.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Haha. Yeah sorry. Most American women know the term. It is usually their mother or sister in law or a coworker. But yes bec, bitch eating crackers, like when you dislike someone it is like every single they do, even if nothing to do with you, and nothing at all, annoys you. So all "damn, look at that bitch eating crackers, like SHE fucking owns the plate, shit"

LOL! New to me! Maybe it's a bit more regional than that? I'm Canadian, but I spend a lot of time chatting with Americans and it's never come up. I just might have to poll my American moms Facebook group. I love it, though, and I need to make it a regular part of my vocab asap.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Also, and I probably shouldn't say this out loud for fear of jinxing it, but I've had very little in the way of weirdos PMing me. I wonder what that says about me and/or my thread?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL Awesome rants there sista. Much like we have the "Don't mess with Texas" thing going on here - think we need to add a "Don't Fuck with Da Justa" one too.

So much awesome real estate you covered there - but just a couple a rant replies here...

#3, 9, and 11 from Rant Numero Uno: . Consider myself very very blessed to have some longtime women friends who have not only shared with me INVALUABLE info all dudes should know from Y'alls side - but also told me some horror stories about dudes who can be serious jackasses. I want to go visit all of them and slap the fuck out of them and say "dude, cut this shit out - you're making us all look like a bunch of psycho jerks". Oh and from the guys side - most of them are the whiny douchy bitches you so appropriately called them. Real men NEVER EVER attack women verbally or especially physically and that still applies to out here in internetland IMO.

#4. agree on that one. But some folks can be lazy asses in the corp world and not engage like they were asked or usually directed to do so. However, there are some folks who rock and you should always always thank them and support them when they do so. Like for example - a fine ass sexy woman that can do her job well, yet still have time to do epic rants, and then somehow still have time to take and share some sexy pictures to take care of her adorning fans.

I really really hate playing the copy a VP on the 3rd email they have yet to reply to (albeit it possibly being a $1M deal for the company/yourself) - but unfortunately some of us still have somewhat of a mortgage left, really like having health insurance, and that whole money to go buy stuff with and travel thingy.

rant #2 is gold. Gonna copy-paste-save-and share that baby for sure. North Dallas is blowing up like crazy growth wise and seems a large portion of these idiots drivers chose to move here recently as well. I would just add one thing from a dude perspective. Most of the guys driving like assholes are usually just lil fucking Napoleans that get their asses kicked at work or whatever. I find most of us regular guys will just laugh at someone who is a total jackass and maybe give them a look like are you looking to get you ass kicked today or what?

Lol. And yeah most guys are totally cool, I just get annoyed easily sometimes, and this are the things. And work email read receipts total different. I guess unless you required one for everything, then I'd have a work bec lol.

As for driving, I must admit I have almost never driven a nice newer car, even my 67 camaro had problems, however life has led me to the conclusion that Mustangs must drive like shit. I swear they are always going like 10 below the speed limit, in the left lane, and have broken turn signals. What other explanation is there lol.

"3) fucking turn signals were invented for a fucking reason. You are not fucking special. use it when turning and when changing lanes. you simply just have to stick your finger out a little bit. look, I stick fingers out all the time, i manage to get my middle finger up real high often, you can fucking hit a fucking signal"

Pretty silly, but I drive through an area that a lot of dealerships use as the "test drive route" pretty often. Nothing makes me chuckle to my self more then when I pull up next to someone on a test drive and have them roll their window down, then explain that I would look at buying a different car. When them and the salesperson gives me a awkward look I explain that either they need to spring for the option pack that includes turn signals or find a car that includes them since it doesn't look like the one they are test driving seems to have any.


Sill I know, but it makes them think, and I look like a jerk, which I am fine with.

Lol. I like it. Somedays I wish i could be a cop. I'd ignore the speeders and pull over all the illegal lane changes and illegal turns. And no warnings. I'd have the highest ticket volume ever.

Though again, I am really obsessive about signals. I guess growing up a minority in my area, and being somewhat criminal, I was already pulled over enough for "Looking lost" I didn't want to give reasons to pull me over. I signal to turn on to a one way road from a dead end lol. I signal when no one is around. I signal on my own property. It is so ingrained.

I'm sorry for my ignorance... but what is a bec?

It stands for bitch eating crackers. What that means is when someone annoys you to the point of dislike, everything they do is now annoying, even unjustly, when they aren't doing anything. Like "damn. Just look at that bitch eating crackers, like SHE fucking owns the plate. Shit". Obviously she is doing nothing, but the fact she is just there, annoys you. For most women, their bec is their mother in law or sister in law.

So yes, you do certain things to me repeatedly, just existing in my presence might annoy me. Again I can think of anyone in person, but yes online, I have becs. I also have cars on my regular commute that are my bec. Just seeing the car annoys me because its owner just drives it so badly, day after day, month after month. I even have a bec car dealership, because it is on a certain new car, and anyone who did a test drive with that person should have taken the keys back and told the driver they have no right to drive.

 

[thomasthehorny765]

It stands for bitch eating crackers. What that means is when someone annoys you to the point of dislike, everything they do is now annoying, even unjustly, when they aren't doing anything. Like "damn. Just look at that bitch eating crackers, like SHE fucking owns the plate. Shit". Obviously she is doing nothing, but the fact she is just there, annoys you. For most women, their bec is their mother in law or sister in law.

So yes, you do certain things to me repeatedly, just existing in my presence might annoy me. Again I can think of anyone in person, but yes online, I have becs. I also have cars on my regular commute that are my bec. Just seeing the car annoys me because its owner just drives it so badly, day after day, month after month. I even have a bec car dealership, because it is on a certain new car, and anyone who did a test drive with that person should have taken the keys back and told the driver they have no right to drive.

Thanks for the clarification

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m not as wordy as you but on reading your lit rant I was nodding my head several times. I’m sure I’ve thought those things and more over the last few years.

Haha. Well I am in rare form today. But I think we must all have. Again, most are cool, but occasionally you meet one you want to snack repeatedly with a shovel. (Or is that just me)

LOL! New to me! Maybe it's a bit more regional than that? I'm Canadian, but I spend a lot of time chatting with Americans and it's never come up. I just might have to poll my American moms Facebook group. I love it, though, and I need to make it a regular part of my vocab asap.

Poll. They know. Second question is who is the bec. Mil is answer one, sil probably two, then ones own mother or sister probably next

Also, and I probably shouldn't say this out loud for fear of jinxing it, but I've had very little in the way of weirdos PMing me. I wonder what that says about me and/or my thread?

Do you heavily respond to messages? That is where I messed up. A lot of this interactions started when I was new, and no post history was not a red flag. When i hadnt read enough to alreadIy have a just no list in my head. When I was fully open to talking to anyone and didn't flip through their activity. Most people don't flash the crazy right out in the open on the first message (heck keeping the crazy out on the open is actually a plus for me, but the fun crazy) it is something that develops in back and forth.

That is why I am learning stricter rules. I kind of wish there was a private female thread where users post our "just no" lists and why. Why is important as your just no, might be cool for me and vise versa but would be very nice to know haha.

 

[Icy1]

Haha. Well I am in rare form today. But I think we must all have. Again, most are cool, but occasionally you meet one you want to snack repeatedly with a shovel. (Or is that just me)



Poll. They know. Second question is who is the bec. Mil is answer one, sil probably two, then ones own mother or sister probably next



Do you heavily respond to messages? That is where I messed up. A lot of this interactions started when I was new, and no post history was not a red flag. When i hadnt read enough to alreadIy have a just no list in my head. When I was fully open to talking to anyone and didn't flip through their activity. Most people don't flash the crazy right out in the open on the first message (heck keeping the crazy out on the open is actually a plus for me, but the fun crazy) it is something that develops in back and forth.

That is why I am learning stricter rules. I kind of wish there was a private female thread where users post our "just no" lists and why. Why is important as your just no, might be cool for me and vise versa but would be very nice to know haha.

Lol. Not just you though I may just use a dead fish.

The responding to every pm does help the weird to develop. Been there done that.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Can I just say that I love your rants... You are such a welcome to every day. Even after a night out drinking with the lads, I can still come and enjoy your thread. You are gorgeous, sexy, desirable and REAL! I love that about you, and will be a fan, admirer and even fantasize about you for as long as you continue to share.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol. Not just you though I may just use a dead fish.

The responding to every pm does help the weird to develop. Been there done that.

haha. dead fish, so classy and controlled. Of course, like my hubby says, "please, she isn't going to move a body or dig a hole that deep." though not too far from my house, we have this very lovely, very rural, 30 acre pig farm with 300+ free range pigs. considering it takes one adult pig about 5 days to eat a body, well 300 and yeah, I've got plans if I ever need them, damn it.

Can I just say that I love your rants... You are such a welcome to every day. Even after a night out drinking with the lads, I can still come and enjoy your thread. You are gorgeous, sexy, desirable and REAL! I love that about you, and will be a fan, admirer and even fantasize about you for as long as you continue to share.

ah yes, got to love a woman who constantly flips the bird to strangers in traffic and has totally mathed pig body disposal lol. but I also know how much pigs love tummy rubs and how much chickens love shredded cheese (they aren't so big on tummy rubs though). that has to account for something.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy Friday.

yippie fuck it friday again

so wet showered butt art

http://i.imgur.com/VGqEOoTm.jpg

also, someone was brave enough to send a request yesterday lol, but I do like requests on friday, so


he didn't give me much guidance, but I think something here must be what he was going for

http://i.imgur.com/5wYdCAYm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eT8gm5Qm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nS9PmWim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UfnzKvsm.jpg

If someone has a request, I am most open to them on Fridays. fire away.

 

[thomasthehorny765]

well happy Friday.

yippie fuck it friday again

so wet showered butt art

http://i.imgur.com/VGqEOoTm.jpg

also, someone was brave enough to send a request yesterday lol, but I do like requests on friday, so


he didn't give me much guidance, but I think something here must be what he was going for

http://i.imgur.com/5wYdCAYm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eT8gm5Qm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nS9PmWim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UfnzKvsm.jpg

If someone has a request, I am most open to them on Fridays. fire away.

love it

 

[Porsche99322]

well happy Friday.

yippie fuck it friday again

so wet showered butt art

http://i.imgur.com/VGqEOoTm.jpg

also, someone was brave enough to send a request yesterday lol, but I do like requests on friday, so


he didn't give me much guidance, but I think something here must be what he was going for

http://i.imgur.com/5wYdCAYm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eT8gm5Qm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nS9PmWim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UfnzKvsm.jpg

If someone has a request, I am most open to them on Fridays. fire away.

How about a friday creative side boob pic? nothing hotter in my opinion.....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

love it

thank you

How about a friday creative side boob pic? nothing hotter in my opinion.....

well here is side boob, you tell me if my tricolored alligator is creative

http://i.imgur.com/MI7b9tLm.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

thank you



well here is side boob, you tell me if my tricolored alligator is creative

http://i.imgur.com/MI7b9tLm.jpg

and here is a better look at my gator, Al

http://i.imgur.com/uKCdZ4Xm.jpg