Just What Would You Do???

[Abitov]

Imagine that . . .

You are at a crowded party, it’s late, and everyone including you has had at least a couple or three—or 9—drinks, puffs, sniffs . . . whatevers.

Looking for a quiet spot to make a phone call, you step into a far back bedroom which is illuminated by only a soft nightlight, and in the far corner you see . . . your spouse, on their knees, very passionately giving head to someone of their own sex (unless your gay, in which case imagine them as of the opposite sex.)

Neither of them notices you. What the hell do you do??

(Please, feel free to paint us a bit of a picture! But, if you’re in a hurry, here are a few quick possibles to choose from.)

• Quickly retreat before they can see you.
• Reach for the pistol in your purse / pocket.
• Sit on the bed and watch, without announcing yourself.
• Slide your hand inside your pants, sit on the bed and watch, without announcing yourself.
• Silently take some pictures with your cell-phone, then go back to the party and start showing / e-mailing them to any and everyone you can think of.
• Have a Screaming Shit Hemorrhage with holes in it (generally thought to be worse than the un-holed variety.)
• Cry.
• Giggle.
• Applaud.
• Quietly close and lock the door, and walk over and see if there’s anything you can do to help.
• Other . . . (Please Explain.)

 

[StacyCD39]

Join in.

 

[LucyH]

Sit and watch without announcing myself.

 

[Somehowyou]

I'm jacking off and enjoying myself

 

[Abitov]

Join in.

I knew there was a reason I liked you Stacy!

 

[StacyCD39]

I knew there was a reason I liked you Stacy!

Thanks!

 

[millieteases]

Yep, I'd join in, but only after locking the door and watching for a little while.

 

[twister947]

Back out quietly...respecting the privacy of an intimate moment I was never meant to see.

 

[GigaPanda]

• Quickly retreat before they can see you.

cuz honestly, I would feel like the embarrassed one.
I'd be like, "Oh! crap! sorry, you're busy, don't let me stop you..."

 

[Carnevil9]

I would take video with my smartphone. Later, in the cold light of day, I would decide what to do with it: blackmail, YouTube channel, or just enjoy it on my own.....

 

[klippert]

first make sure no one else was coming...then watch for a bit, to see just where this was going...then make myself known, and encourage them to continue

 

[firenzi]

Depending on who the "someone" was, I'd either leave quickly, sit and watch, or ask to join in.

 

[amofiga]

Sit and watch till they're done, and then perhaps express my disappointment that I wasn't invited when the party was planned.

 

[Jenna2641]

first make sure no one else was coming...then watch for a bit, to see just where this was going...then make myself known, and encourage them to continue

Sit and watch till they're done, and then perhaps express my disappointment that I wasn't invited when the party was planned.

These two answer fit best. My wife is bi curious and while the opportunity to encourage that hasn't happened in a while it is part of our pillow talk.

klippert's response fits best for me. I would want to make sure they weren't discovered then encourage them to continue. Only after the two were completely satisfied would I think to complain why I wasn't invited. Hopefully, that will lead to inviting the other woman to our place after the party to continue on the festivities once the two of them are refreshed!

 

[Tmmldr]

Imagine that . . .

You are at a crowded party, it’s late, and everyone including you has had at least a couple or three—or 9—drinks, puffs, sniffs . . . whatevers.

Looking for a quiet spot to make a phone call, you step into a far back bedroom which is illuminated by only a soft nightlight, and in the far corner you see . . . your spouse, on their knees, very passionately giving head to someone of their own sex (unless your gay, in which case imagine them as of the opposite sex.)

Neither of them notices you. What the hell do you do??

(Please, feel free to paint us a bit of a picture! But, if you’re in a hurry, here are a few quick possibles to choose from.)

• Quickly retreat before they can see you.
• Reach for the pistol in your purse / pocket.
• Sit on the bed and watch, without announcing yourself.
• Slide your hand inside your pants, sit on the bed and watch, without announcing yourself.
• Silently take some pictures with your cell-phone, then go back to the party and start showing / e-mailing them to any and everyone you can think of.
• Have a Screaming Shit Hemorrhage with holes in it (generally thought to be worse than the un-holed variety.)
• Cry.
• Giggle.
• Applaud.
• Quietly close and lock the door, and walk over and see if there’s anything you can do to help.
• Other . . . (Please Explain.)

I'd very quietly drop my pants, and jerk off a bit until that pole was sticking straight out. Then I'd approach the slut from behind, so she didn't see me. While the guy had his eyes closed, when he was real close. I'd put two fingers on his lips, then he'd open his eyes and see me and what I was up to. Have to keep him from talking. Talk could come later.

He'd see I was standing behind her, and that cock was pointing at the back of her head. He'd see the game right away. I'd make a motion with my hands, and understanding, he would grab her head and start throat fucking her. Once she's helpless, that's time for me to move around next to him and put my hands on her head too.

It's time to get the blow job she never would do for me. Maybe I'll ass fuck her later, while she fucks him cowgirl style. Then it's time for the spanking of this bad, bad girl.

 

[boredVAwife]

Hmmm we have a bunch of fibbers in our midst it seems. So far no one has taken offense to the thought of their spouse being caught red handed doing something they used to do only to you. I am gonna go out on a limb and say that if you walk in and catch your spouse actually doing this you are gonna have one helluva hard time sitting there quietly, let alone backing out so they will not notice ya. In fantasy land, the thought seems to be one that turns us on but actually seeing it without expecting it? I have had g/f's in real life and we are every bit as possessive of our lovers as guys and you can bet your sweet ass there would be hair pulling and scratching and a bloody nose or two as this scene unfolds. Guys, you may think it would be your fantasy come true but when the reality smacks you right between the eyes that what you are "quietly watching" with blood increasing in your nether regions, is in fact your wife taking another lover without consulting you (remember you surprised them), my guess is there are gonna be some ruffled feathers and dented ego's. Those two emotions probably do not go well with erections.

 

[StacyCD39]

I'd very quietly drop my pants, and jerk off a bit until that pole was sticking straight out. Then I'd approach the slut from behind, so she didn't see me. While the guy had his eyes closed, when he was real close. I'd put two fingers on his lips, then he'd open his eyes and see me and what I was up to. Have to keep him from talking. Talk could come later.

He'd see I was standing behind her, and that cock was pointing at the back of her head. He'd see the game right away. I'd make a motion with my hands, and understanding, he would grab her head and start throat fucking her. Once she's helpless, that's time for me to move around next to him and put my hands on her head too.

It's time to get the blow job she never would do for me. Maybe I'll ass fuck her later, while she fucks him cowgirl style. Then it's time for the spanking of this bad, bad girl.

*raises hand*

May I please be your girlfriend? There's a party I want you to take me too...

 

[whalee]

Join in.

My kind of woman!

 

[LucyH]

Well, Bored, it is annoying when a significant other who I am in a serious relationship gets involved with other people without talking to me about it even in principle. Been there. Got annoyed. But the scenario doesn't say it wasn't discussed in principle. I'm being an optimist here and assuming that although the specifics are a surprise, he already knew I wouldn't mind.
Sitting quietly is what I do when I'm not sure what anyone expects of me in a social situation.

 

[Abitov]

I'd very quietly drop my pants, and jerk off a bit until that pole was sticking straight out. Then I'd approach the slut from behind, so she didn't see me. While the guy had his eyes closed, when he was real close. I'd put two fingers on his lips, then he'd open his eyes and see me and what I was up to. Have to keep him from talking. Talk could come later.

He'd see I was standing behind her, and that cock was pointing at the back of her head. He'd see the game right away. I'd make a motion with my hands, and understanding, he would grab her head and start throat fucking her. Once she's helpless, that's time for me to move around next to him and put my hands on her head too.

It's time to get the blow job she never would do for me. Maybe I'll ass fuck her later, while she fucks him cowgirl style. Then it's time for the spanking of this bad, bad girl.

Wow Tmmblr:
Obviously you have given this considerable thought. And I do hope you and yours are able to get your issues worked out!

Best of luck
Abitov

 

[klippert]

These two answer fit best. My wife is bi curious and while the opportunity to encourage that hasn't happened in a while it is part of our pillow talk.

klippert's response fits best for me. I would want to make sure they weren't discovered then encourage them to continue. Only after the two were completely satisfied would I think to complain why I wasn't invited. Hopefully, that will lead to inviting the other woman to our place after the party to continue on the festivities once the two of them are refreshed!

Like minds think alike....er, something like that....

 

[Abitov]

Not Necessarilly

Hmmm we have a bunch of fibbers in our midst it seems. So far no one has taken offense to the thought of their spouse being caught red handed doing something they used to do only to you. I am gonna go out on a limb and say that if you walk in and catch your spouse actually doing this you are gonna have one helluva hard time sitting there quietly, let alone backing out so they will not notice ya. In fantasy land, the thought seems to be one that turns us on but actually seeing it without expecting it? I have had g/f's in real life and we are every bit as possessive of our lovers as guys and you can bet your sweet ass there would be hair pulling and scratching and a bloody nose or two as this scene unfolds. Guys, you may think it would be your fantasy come true but when the reality smacks you right between the eyes that what you are "quietly watching" with blood increasing in your nether regions, is in fact your wife taking another lover without consulting you (remember you surprised them), my guess is there are gonna be some ruffled feathers and dented ego's. Those two emotions probably do not go well with erections.

Well now, I’m not sure that things would have to work out the way you suggest Bored—When I was 20, or maybe even at 30, my ego and social programming might have made me react with anger, insecurity, defensiveness / aggression . . .

But I’ll be 50 in a few months, and I gotta say, I’m pretty sure none of those things would come into play. My wife is one of the highest caliber people I have ever known, and I—all the way to the very bottom of my heart—want her to be who she wants /needs to be. I would NEVER want her to be unhappy, or give up the chance to be happy, just to satisfy my ego.

Now while I’m about as sexually non-judgmental and nonchalant as anyone you’ll meet, my wife’s background is of the Southern Baptist, “gays are gonna burn!” mindset. Sad that, but it one of her shortcomings, and is a prejudice that was programmed into her before she was old enough to think for herself, and she cannot seem to renounce it (interestingly though, our closest and best friends were a gay male couple for over ten years; she just disapproved of, you know, those ‘other’ gays. Sigh.)

Anyhow, given her background, I would realize the magnitude of the internal personal mountain she would have had to conquer to allow herself to explore that part of herself that all. For her to go down on another woman would be a monumental moment in her life and her growth as a person. I think that all I would or could possibly feel would be pride—that she had grown so much, and delight—that she might have added something new and valuable to her life. Fucking outstanding, and good for her I would say.

So, knowing she’d be in a precarious emotional and personal space, I would not want to risk derailing her victory (and the sight of me would no doubt make her so conflicted and embarrassed that I can’t even guess how it might end.) So I’d have to go with Twister:


Twister947
Back out quietly...respecting the privacy of an intimate moment I was never meant to see.

Perhaps we’d discuss it at some appropriate future moment—perhaps not. But anger? Not.

Abitov

 

[cpcrazed]

***Reach for the pistol in your purse / pocket.

But since I dont own a gun I would be more likely to try and beat the crap out of the guy. I wouldnt lay a hand to my wife, but that would prompt a serious discussion and possible end to the relationship.

Seriously. I wouldnt necessarily be opposed to possibly having a 3some or other like experiences. But doing it behind my back, without discussing? Nope, thats betrayal.

 

[armhammer]

watch

Watch and enjoy.....a fantasy thats hot!

 

[truebaldy]

hmmmmm

I think my first reaction would be "what the hell", then I would have to ponder the circumstances,,,,
As you asked / suggested it is with someone of the same gender, so, "she" is going down on another woman, soooo, I think I would gently announce myself, with conversation to come later, if they wanted me to stay, I would, if not, I'll see you in a bit.

She has my permission to be with anybody she wants, with me being present, however, behind the back, with another man, is off the table, in this scenario, we are at a party, she is with a woman, not as threatening to me as another man.

Go figure.