Just what am I supposed to say to this?

[Samandiriel]

I'm more of a tango man, myself, but I think I can fake the chacha for a while.

I'll put a rose in my teeth and we can tango.....like Morticia and Gomez.

 

[rgraham666]

I'll put a rose in my teeth and we can tango.....like Morticia and Gomez.

Unhappy, darling?

 

[Samandiriel]

Unhappy, darling?

Oui, mon ami.

 

[rgraham666]

Oui, mon ami.

Tish! That's French!

 

[impressive]

Here is feedback I rec'd on a story:

Shit! What a hot story. You have my cock so hard it feels like it's gonna burst. Right now I'm dreaming about laying you back on my desk and kissing my way up your stomach until I come to your incredible tits...​

Just what am I supposed to say to that???

a/s/l ???

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Here is feedback I rec'd on a story:

Shit! What a hot story. You have my cock so hard it feels like it's gonna burst. Right now I'm dreaming about laying you back on my desk and kissing my way up your stomach until I come to your incredible tits...​

Just what am I supposed to say to that???

boy, your husband really likes how you write!

lucky you.

make him lucky tonight.

 

[TheEarl]

Is this the basic template for feedback now?

Well, MathGirl gave us the basic template for answering the question, now Lady Jeanne has just entered the AH annals of fame (yes, I said 'annals'; stop sniggering at the back, it's got two n's!) by providing the basic template for answering dodgy feedback!

The Earl

 

[LadyJeanne]

a/s/l ???

PMSL!!!!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I swear to god...

This is the first comment I ever received on the only story I have submitted to Lit:

Your story was very good! You had me so hard reading it that when you
got to the part about inserting two fingers into his ass and hitting
his prostate, I got my prostate massager and managed to give mine a nice
massage. Just wish you were here to massage it for me.


My reply: Thanks for the nice compliment, I'm glad you liked it.

 

[AppleBiter]

This was my third private comment on my first story here:

it was so fucking good! can u send me some pics of urs?

I didn't know how the crowd at this site would be (newbie), so it kind of freaked me out. I just didn't respond.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

This was my third private comment on my first story here:
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Originally Posted by Anonymous Guy
it was so fucking good! can u send me some pics of urs?
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I didn't know how the crowd at this site would be (newbie), so it kind of freaked me out. I just didn't respond.

Apple,

I can get you a picture of Charles Atlas to send to your admirer.

 

[AppleBiter]

Apple,

I can get you a picture of Charles Atlas to send to your admirer.

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[trendyredhead]

So then I get this (different "from" address than the first feedback and sent to a different email account, one which I no longer use for lit feedback):

I read your story and it got me so horny... I was at the library at the time and I couldn't even get through it because my dick was getting so hard I couldn't concentrate. My name's *** and I'm a 16 year old boy from Canada. I have a pretty big dick for my age and I'm no stranger to sex, seeing as I'm a well-liked pot dealer in my area. I couldn't finish reading your story though because I started fantasizing about slipping my dick into this fine librarian's ass as I bent her over the sink in the washroom. I went into the john and started handling my throbbing cock until I burst everywhere. I didn't clean up ​

And yes, I know that no 16 year old boy writes that well. I just think it's funny.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Here is feedback I rec'd on a story:

Shit! What a hot story. You have my cock so hard it feels like it's gonna burst. Right now I'm dreaming about laying you back on my desk and kissing my way up your stomach until I come to your incredible tits...​

Just what am I supposed to say to that???

Try "Shit! I love getting laid back on a desk and having a person who says they like my stories to kiss his way up my stomach until he comes to my incredible tits and ................................ oooops, sorry, I just orgasmed, see ya and thanks."

 

[elsol]

You ladies have all the fun!

Drop into the 'Feedback, I forgot to reply to' pile.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Belegon]

Good thing you're not around me when I talk about the guidelines for obtaining my approval for Business Investment Funding to close a sale...you might get all hot under the collar or somethin'.

ohhhh, finance jargon....pinstripes and skirt suits and...c'mon baby, let's talk about your DTI and equity position...excuse me please, I'll be back later...

 

[Songcatcher]

OK. Bye.