Just suppose

[Don K Dyck]

Checked the Cat . . .

Don, you probe your dog's stools for listening devices when you take her out for the mid-day crap, don't you?

Hi PC . . . don't have a dog . . . bit worried about the cat though . . . there were these little black hard things in her vomit last night . . .

During the Vietnam War all the houses occupied by student "radical activists" were bugged . . . how do I know? . . . because we found the bugs and sent them back to ASIO . . .

It was easier back then, (late 60s early 70s) because the bugs were fairly large before microchips were invented . . . in the Internet Age there are new means of communication . . . and new "listening" technologies being perfected in PR China . . .

ANY government hates opposition . . . especially when the ruling elite is demonstrably looking after their personal pockets, as is happening with the proposed U$-Iraq Imperialist War for Undeveloped Middle Eastern Oil Reserves.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Checked the Cat . . .

Don, most of these yanks don't even know how Venezuela fits in their lives.

But they do know a few hundred ways to call you names.

Good people, smart people.

Hi PC . . . don't have a dog . . . bit worried about the cat though . . . there were these little black hard things in her vomit last night . . .

During the Vietnam War all the houses occupied by student "radical activists" were bugged . . . how do I know? . . . because we found the bugs and sent them back to ASIO . . .

It was easier back then, (late 60s early 70s) because the bugs were fairly large before microchips were invented . . . in the Internet Age there are new means of communication . . . and new "listening" technologies being perfected in PR China . . .

ANY government hates opposition . . . especially when the ruling elite is demonstrably looking after their personal pockets, as is happening with the proposed U$-Iraq Imperialist War for Undeveloped Middle Eastern Oil Reserves.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

Don, most of these yanks don't even know how Venezuela fits in their lives.

But they do know a few hundred ways to call you names.

Good people, smart people.

I hear they sell us a lot of oil for our SUV's.

Next time you call someone a name I'll try to ignore it Lance.

I certainly wouldn't want to puncture that perfect forcefield of hypocrisy you've built around yourself..

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

I hear they sell us a lot of oil for our SUV's.

Next time you call someone a name I'll try to ignore it Lance.

I certainly wouldn't want to puncture that perfect forcefield of hypocrisy you've built around yourself..

Forcefield?

To say nothing at all of his lightsabre *wiggles brows*

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

Next time you call someone a name I'll try to ignore it Lance.

I don't believe you, spermlips.

Ooops sorry, That's Miles.

You're fucktard, right?

LC

 

[Don K Dyck]

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Don does not have a dog because we all know that dog spelled backwards is god and god is alligned with the far christian right and they are who really controls Bush but bush is really the antichrist
http://www.geocities.com/trebor_92627/redbush.JPG
so in actuality the chirstian right is the devils spawn leading us towards the apoclypse and ohh crap I have gone cross eyed.

Hi Azwed . . . has somebody stamped on your Mini . . . or is there a more illogical excuse for this drivel?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

I don't believe you, spermlips.

Ooops sorry, That's Miles.

You're fucktard, right?

LC

I stopped using fucktard a long time ago. It's, like, so "July".

I know news travels slow up there in the provinces, but try and keep up.

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

I don't believe you, spermlips.

Ooops sorry, That's Miles.

You're fucktard, right?

LC

Damn LC, now I have to change my files again...

*making notes*

Miles = spermlips
PC = fucktard

Ok, who's next ?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Fucktard has really taken off, now hasn't it.

Man, who woulda thought.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

I stopped using fucktard a long time ago. It's, like, so "July".

I know news travels slow up there in the provinces, but try and keep up.

How slow is it you ask?

We just heard that DCL is funny.

Ba boom.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Checked the Cat . . .

How slow is it you ask?

We just heard that DCL is funny.

Ba boom.

Actually, he is, but don't tell him. I just bought him a beenie for Christmas and if he hears that, it won't fit by the time I ship it to him.

Keep your ear to the ice floe, though (I'm a poet, she-it). The next big surprise is that busybody is SINthe-cyst's younger, stupider (if that's possible) brother.

 

[A Desert Rose]

As entertaining as it is to watch you big boys go at each other, is there in fact, ANYthing new on this ISP thingy?

 

[Rex1960]

As entertaining as it is to watch you big boys go at each other, is there in fact, ANYthing new on this ISP thingy?

same thoughts here

 

[A Desert Rose]

same thoughts here

~smiling~ Thank you.

So Rex, is there anything new on this topic? I really am serious.

 

[Lancecastor]

~smiling~ Thank you.

So Rex, is there anything new on this topic? I really am serious.

Expect another mini report "very soon" , possibly featuring the number.......8.

Watch for it!

 

[MissTaken]

As entertaining as it is to watch you big boys go at each other, is there in fact, ANYthing new on this ISP thingy?

This slugfest is quite amusing.

Want some popcorn, DR?

A beverage?

 

[Rex1960]

~smiling~ Thank you.

So Rex, is there anything new on this topic? I really am serious.

So am I. I have nothing new though I somehow feel I'm off the track anyway.

 

[Lancecastor]

Expect another mini report "very soon" , possibly featuring the number.......8.

Watch for it!

In fact, I've solved the case.

The "Band of Hackers" theory is classic FUD to distract us from the Truth.

The Lit Mods are Fluffers, designed to keep you entertained and clicking through to paypr0n.

Lavender, Muffy, DCL, PC, Haze, Chey, Hanns...all house puppets, controlled by Laurel.

Ever wonder why she takes so long to respond?

Now you know.

In fact, there are usually no more than 6-9 people here.

The rest are Her.

Sorry.

 

[A Desert Rose]

This slugfest is quite amusing.

Want some popcorn, DR?

A beverage?

Dr. Pepper please with a shot of Amaretto, Missy.

Thanks. ~smile~

 

[lovetoread]

Checked the Cat . . .

Actually, he is, but don't tell him. I just bought him a beenie for Christmas and if he hears that, it won't fit by the time I ship it to him.

Keep your ear to the ice floe, though (I'm a poet, she-it). The next big surprise is that busybody is SINthe-cyst's younger, stupider (if that's possible) brother.

This is actually pretty funny.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Expect another mini report "very soon" , possibly featuring the number.......8.

Watch for it!

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters B and Q and the number 8.....

Yes this works well in this thread..... ~laughing~

 

[A Desert Rose]

So am I. I have nothing new though I somehow feel I'm off the track anyway.

Welcome to my world, Rex... it really is pleasant here so make yourself at home.

 

[Rex1960]

The Lit Mods are Fluffers, designed to keep you entertained and clicking through to paypr0n.

Funny, I've had this already in my mind earlier.

 

[Problem Child]

In fact, I've solved the case.

Lavender, Muffy, DCL, PC, Haze, Chey, Hanns...all house puppets, controlled by Laurel.

You finally figgered it all out Lance! And they say Canadians are slow...

Hey, I need to piss. Can you...yes, it's that string, yeah that one there...Ahhhh, thanks Lance!

Oops. Sorry about the shoes big boy.



Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet
I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet

I'll be yours to have and to hold
Darling you've got full control of your puppet

Pull another string and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet
Snap your finger and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet

Your every wish is my command
All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

I'm just a toy, just a funny boy
That makes you laugh when you're blue
I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told
I'll do anything for you
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet

Treat me good and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet an you hold my string, I'm your puppet
Yeah, I'm your puppet

Walking, talking, living, loving puppet
I'm hanging on a string girl, I'll do anything now

I'm a walking, talking, living, loving puppet, and I love you

I'm a smiling happy face when you want me to
Even make you happy when you're feeling blue

 

[Rex1960]

Welcome to my world, Rex... it really is pleasant here so make yourself at home.

I'd take it as an invitation...