Just found this place...

[Deb]

really enjoying all the info'.

 

[CreamyLady]

Hi.

 

[Nicole]

Well hello there Deb.

Come in and enjoy

 

[Deb]

Thanks for the welcome.

Is it always like this around here?

 

[Nicole]

Oh Yeah it sure as hell is.

 

[Never]

As you're new I'll sing to you.

Come along
You belong.
Feel the fizz of Cookoo cola.
It's unlike any other cola.
You belong to CooKoo cola.

Your soul belongs to Cookoo cola.
Give your first born to Cookoo cola.
Loose your mind with cookoo cola.

(The rest of the song is pretty much the same so I won't sing it. Welcome to the board and watch out for the dog piles.)

 

[Deb]

Thanks for the song.

I really enjoyed it.

 

[dusk2dawn]

Just wanted to say Hi Deb!

 

[Never]

I think you're lying.. but thank you. It's a very nice thing to do you know.
~ahem~

This is my poem for Deb,
Whose name rhymes with web.
This poem was written by Never,
who seriously made a mistake by starting this poem.
Ohhh, boy, stop typing you idiot,
you can't think of anything (lever).
What the hell was that? I mean, (Jeb)
it rhymed with Never but it made no sense
and you can't randomly insert names into a poem (incense)
OMG, you're pathetic.
(and athletic!)

 

[Deb]

Never

do I lie, Never. And I liked the poem even better than the song. Of course, anybody who sings the weiner song in their biography has to be almost as eccentric as I am.

You made me laugh, Never. And I like to laugh. But tell me...how did you know I drink cola?

 

[Never]

If you can't eat it and you can't fuck it..

Just a hunch.

 

[Deb]

Well, I never...

Never???

 

[Lajo]

Hi Deb...welcome aboard! Sit down, hold on, cuz sometimes the ride can get a little crazy!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Her name was Lola
She rhymed with cola
and raped men women and girls

and then came Deb
the power went to her head
and she then found the curls


Hi

Da chef

 

[Nicole]

Well Deb it looks to me like you will fit in perfectly around here.

Now I don't do this to many women so consider yourself lucky I'm in a fucking good mood

(((((((((((((((((((((((DEB)))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Firesprite]

well hello there

 

[Nicole]

Yes Firesprite I have seen you.

Your there ... No over that way more ... No No back a bit ... Yes okay now quick grab ... Oh shit you missed.

LOL sorry I had to do it.

 

[dee_cole]

Hellooooooo Deb

Hey Deb ... Waazzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuup?

I am Dee Cole and I am the resident villain. However I am out to prove that I have the capabilities to enter a phone booth and become mild mannered.
I am the most notorious member of literotica. I have made this BB come alive as "Never" before. I have brought the family together as one powerful unit. All of this to combat my powers.
I really am just a regular old nice guy. At any rate as you read on you will be most entertained by reading any post that have my name on them. I'm hot baby.

Welcome and peace.
P.S. Judge my funky style for yourself.

 

[Gingersnap]

Welcome to the board Deb you will have fun here if you remember to be honest and ignore dee-cole. Never what poetry you've outdone yourself. There are lots of really nice folks here oh and one more thing please check the archives for previous postings. I made the mistake of reviving old topics when I was new so good luck and welcome.

 

[Merelan]

Where's the wine?
Oh, hello Deb!!! Welcome and all that!
I was looking for a party as that is what usually happens around now, especially with Nicole around. There is something about her that makes the men all go crazy.

 

[Expertise]

Hi Deb welcome to the board.

By the way Dee is not notorius or for that matter noteworthy. He's more like a housefly something you can't quite ignore even though you wish you could.

 

[dee_cole]

Hey Gingersnap stop playa hatin'

I got love for you too. All I did was welcome her. What...I cant ever be nice? Give me a break. I have enough enemies on this bb I don't need any more. I will be taking applications this week for a cyber girl. Think of how exciting it would be to be the woman on the shoulder of the DEE. So be nice I haven't said any thing bad to you or Deb.

[Edited by dee_cole on 07-26-2000 at 08:17 AM]

 

[Nicole]

Yes you can be nice Dee.

You started off well and then fell down the hill, what's the whole Cyber Chick thing??? You think women go for that???

Just be fucking nice and stop taking one foot out to put the other one in.

Keep trying.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Heya Deb, welcome too the Board, sit down grab a cuppa and join in.

 

[Mortto56]

Hello Deb!....Welcome to the best damn sight on the "WEB".You can get lost in here for days,then you have to cum.......I mean come up for air.