Just for you, MG...

[Svenskaflicka]

ROFL!!!!

Great one, pop!

 

[Linbido]

Please understand, fellow Literoticans, that Ice does NOT, I repeat, NOT, speak for all of us Swedes. Those of us who find sheep-fucking, or bestiality as a concept, repulsive and unnatural, are in clear majority.

Svenskaflicka
Never Using The Word "Stud" again

I don't even think he's speaking for himself. (I hope ) Plastic sheep are nowhere to be seen in our home.

Some sexy, shiny plastic little items in my waredrobe seems to hit the spot though. I've got some clubbing and cosplay outfits that are nothing more than latex and PVC. And yup, I still fit in them, almost.

No sheep cosrtumes though. Maybe I should keep that in mind come midlife crisis time?

Plastic on people can be really damn sexy. (I mean, just look at Lorri's spiffy rain coat AV.)

Plastic IN people, now that is an entirely different thing...

mildly fetishistic,
-Lin


ps. Pop, you made my day. Giggling so hard it hurts.

 

[destinie21]

GOD Svenska,
of course you're beautiful.
Geez

 

[Icingsugar]

The lady is correct. It's not the sheep, it's the plastic.

And of course yer beautiful, Polly. But another Swedish speciality is stating the obvious all the time, and I'm trying to avoid that at all costs.


/Ice

ps. Sorry for amy ans all spelling errors. Picturing Lin in manga cosplay is making it really hard to type...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thanks, og, des and Ice!

 

[MathGirl]

Svenska!!

Dear Svenska,
Thank you, dear. Only you could find an inflatable ewe doll with a ribbon in her hair. Probably anatomically correct, too.
MG
Ps. Don't pay any attention to what Pop said. I'll bet he's inquiring about quantity discounts right now.

 

[Jenny _S]

This raises and interesting question

Where do plastic blow-up sex-sheep come from? Plastic Blow-Up Sex-Sheep farms? Probably in Colorado (Where men are men and the sheep are nervous).

 

[MathGirl]

Re: This raises and interesting question

Where do plastic blow-up sex-sheep come from?

Dear Jenny,
They are cloned using a simple ewegenetic process.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: This raises and interesting question

Dear Jenny,
They are cloned using a simple ewegenetic process.
MG

Why do I hear strains of Eddy Arnold singing "There will never be another ewe"???

 

[Quasimodem]

Where do plastic blow-up sex-sheep come from? ...

More importantly, where on a plastic blow-up sex-sheep, does one inflate the plastic sheep?

Can one get high-performance plastic blow-up sex-sheep that contains special gases, for customers who wish to count plastic blow-up sex-sheep that can jump over the crosspiece between the football goal posts?

 

[pop_54]

Re: Svenska!!

Dear Svenska,
Thank you, dear. Only you could find an inflatable ewe doll with a ribbon in her hair. Probably anatomically correct, too.
MG
Ps. Don't pay any attention to what Pop said. I'll bet he's inquiring about quantity discounts right now.

Yeppers, if anyone's interested we can get a 10 Kr discount if we order them by the dozen, oh and they come with a puncture repair kit now

 

[Quasimodem]

...they come with a puncture repair kit now

So, if you see a plastic blow-up sex-sheep with half a dozen patches on its ass, you can be certain that its owner is a real prick!

 

[MathGirl]

So, if you see a plastic blow-up sex-sheep with half a dozen patches on its ass, you can be certain that its owner is a real prick!

Dear Quaz,
Or is badly in need of a manicure.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Dear Quaz, Or is badly in need of a manicure. MG

Anyone who needs a manicure there is truly horny!

 

[raphy]

I'm staying out of this one..

Raph, hiding his Welsh upbringing.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Svenska!!

Yeppers, if anyone's interested we can get a 10 Kr discount if we order them by the dozen, oh and they come with a puncture repair kit now

According to the latest check, 10 SKR is just a little more than $1.

 

[oggbashan]

If 10SKR = $1 then the plastic ewe costs about $20.

The real thing is cheaper, mows the lawn, and doesn't need a puncture outfit. They can come in pairs if you want sex with twins.
Clones are also available at high prices.

Go green. Ewe know it's good for ewe.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I urge you (or ewe) to use protection, though. Sheep can get up to 6 lambs at once, and with a plastic sheep, you wouldn't want to father a whole bunch of grocery bags, would you?

 

[MathGirl]

with a plastic sheep, you wouldn't want to father a whole bunch of grocery bags, would you?

Hur, hur.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Americans eschew the plastic ewe, 'tis true,
Ever since their covers blew,
Through the Powers of that Ewe 2 stew!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

So, if you see a plastic blow-up sex-sheep with half a dozen patches on its ass, you can be certain that its owner is a real prick!

Ass? As in donkey? As in really big dick?

NOW you're talking..! Where can I get an inflatable plastic donkey with a 10" dildo attached to it?

 

[Icingsugar]

Ass? As in donkey? As in really big dick?

NOW you're talking..! Where can I get an inflatable plastic donkey with a 10" dildo attached to it?

Kollat Ellos?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Kollat Ellos?

Du menar Ellås-na?

 

[MathGirl]

Where can I get an inflatable plastic donkey with a 10" dildo attached to it?

Dear Svenska,
Good grief! Have you no shame?
MG
Ps. Please disregard the above. That was a stupid question.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"And now a little Gershwin dedicated to all the lovely ladies, "My Sweet Embraceable, Ewe." Ah one, and a two, and a one..."

The Embraceable Ewes is, or was, the nickname of the St. Louis Rams cheerleaders. (For those poor deluded souls who believe footabll should be played with one's foot and a round ball, the Rams are a National Football League team that had the good sense to get out of LA before the fires started.)

Rumple

ps There would seem to be one great advantage to a plastic ewe over the real thing. To the best of my very limited, third-hand, word-of-mouth type knowledge, the plastic ones won't crap on you. RF