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ooohhhhhhhhhhhh I will...I'm just drinking and writing...I was supposed to do something tonight. But didn't...so YAY
I will, don't worryI will want pics. Just sayin! Are you getting excited?
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye
Nah, I like smart asses. Someone needs to be able to take what I dish out![]()
Color copies of a set from the other day. It was suggested to me that I name these Christ on a cracker...so...here you go. I have plans this morning...be back later![]()
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye
Would you hire me?
Would you hire me?
Would you hire me?
Would you hire me?
Yes, but you'd take dictation constantly, frequent oral memos, lots of late nights bent over the desk finishing things off, and an expectation you can stretch to cover other positions. Can you handle all that?![]()
Hire you to do what?![]()
I need a new secretary....the position is open for you![]()
Beautiful....sensual.....funny.....curvaceous.....intelligent.....great voice......and the sexiest moaning, punctuated by interspersed "fuck"s.....what a dream woman you are!![]()
Sounds like a sexual harassment suit in a bottle.
Yes, but how do I pay you?![]()
Honey, you had me at "Would you"?
Girl I'd eat you up. Breakfast, lunch and dinner
Only if I can get your desk right next to mine and get that privacy wall put up around us also.....
OK, just mark me down as a YES!!
In a heartbeat. I'm already in my suit and tie!
I can!
Would you hire me?
Great! You can start...now!!
Depends--can you participate in conference calls while I'm fucking you from behind over your desk?![]()
I forgot to mention...I'm a really bad employee. I may have to be reprimanded frequently.